You should not rule this city!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Simple,
post the reason why the previous poster should not get to rule a city.
Scams, behavior..whatever goes.

[Gruumash .]

The fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because of lactose intolerance.

[Sissyl]

Gruumash should not rule this city because he attracts pet imps. Which we could all do without.

[Randarak]

Sissyl has no business ruling this city...

...pointy things on hats...that's all I'm saying...

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Randarak should not rule this city because a mayor with such a haircut is not believable.

[Randarak]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city as he laughs during inappropriate moments. Tragic moments.

[lucky7]

Randarak should not rule this city because of alignment infractions.

[Waglinde]

Why should Lucky 7 rue this city? It’s a great city. I mean why would anyone have a problem with a city as great as this one. I mean you got your coffee shops, vinyl record stores, and they aren’t run by arrogant hipsters either. No, they are sweet and helpful, that one girl at the record shop, I really think I got a shot with her, but anyway. Where was I? Oh, yeah so I think it’s rude for Lucky 7 to rue the city and that just…what?

Oh, rule? Yeah, okay, no, that makes a lot more sense.

No, lucky 7 should not rule this city.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Waglinde is too good to rule this backwater cesspit of a city!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

ihiyc should not rule this city, he would only be clowning around.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Fiend Fantastic would rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven...and this city falls under the jurisdiction of neither. You Should Not Rule This City!

[lucky7]

IHIYC should not rule this city. It's not you, it's the city!

[Randarak]

IHIYC has better things to do.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Randarak can't keep up.

[Randarak]

Conman informed the populace of his real intentions.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Randarak should not rule this city because he's too idealistic.

[Randarak]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he's actually mediocre.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Randarak should not rule this city because a face like that is just asking to be knifed by a close friend.

[countchocula]

IHIYC should not rule this city because my closet is in another city.. and has bad reception.

[Sissyl]

Countchocula shouldn't rule this city... It would just make the city a target.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sissyl, You Should Not Rule This City - at least, not until you've finished eating. Stop playing with your food and swallow, dammit!

[The Fiend Fantastic]

IHIYC should not rule this city, he'd likely turn it into a giant circus.

[lucky7]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city. I'm too drunk to remember why.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

YOU? Rule This City? Go home, lucky7, you're drunk!

[Randarak]

IHIYC should not rule this city, he's too judgmental.

[Gruumash .]

Randarak should not rule this city he spends too much time looking over his shoulder and not focused on the task at hand.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Gruumash should not rule this city because pirates rule the seas, not cities.

[Randarak]

The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he already rules the kitchen.

[Cr500cricket]

Randarak should not rule because I'm better.

[Randarak]

Cr500cricket should not rule because no who wants to should be allowed to.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

Randarak should not rule because we built this city. We built this city on rock an roll.

[Tessrimea Niessomat]

Tiny coffee Golem, CAN'T rule this city, I think Starbucks has got a lock on that market.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Tessrimea can't rule this city. Her name's too weird.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

SPanky the Lepperchaun should not rule this city, spanking is inappropraite to do in public.

[lucky7]

TFF should not rule this city because of THAC0

[Jack B. Kwikk, Esq.]

lucky7 should not rule this city because he use THAC0 as a legal brief.

[Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord]

Jack B. Kwikk, Esq. Should not rule this city because he's far too paranoid. Just watch how he reacts to me pointing this out...

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord should not rule this city, vampires rule the night, no cities.

[Burning Straw man]

TFF will not rule this city while I am on fire.

[Randarak]

Burning Straw Man should not rule this city. He's a fire hazard.

[Uncle Teddy]

Randarak should not rule this city. His name is too similar to Ragnarok.

[Cr500cricket]

Uncle teddy should not rule, to far from the immediate family

[Uncle Teddy]

Cr500cricket should not rule because Weird Al Yankovic said so.

[Randarak]

Uncle Teddy should not rule because Aunt Dolly says he has too much to do at home.

[Sissyl]

Randarak should not rule this city because he can't see anything to his left.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Sissyl should not rule this city because she appears to have a picket fence stuck on her helmet. Also, she's a huge hypocrite.

And if you're a guy: Sorry, put that in your profile next time. Kobolds can't be expected to remember these things. ;D

[Geistlinger]

Kobold Cleaver should not rule this city because of all the drop bears and fiendish dire weasels he has turned loose on the world. (ALso because he ninja'ed me.)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Geistlinger should not rule this city until she talks to someone about her self-laceration "thing".

[The FuelDrop Collective]

I'm Hiding in your Closet shouldn't rule this city until he comes out of the closet.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The FuelDrop Collective Should Not Rule This City! CORPORATIONS ARE NOT PEOPLE!