You should not rule this city!


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JHiggs25 should not rule this city because he's already here... INSIDE YOUR MIIIIND!!!!


Pulg should not rule this city because he will find that the PHAAAAAAAAAAAANtomoftheoperais THERRRRE not JHiggs25.


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GoatToucher should not rule this city because he's gone 5 minutes without causing a scandal, and voters hate inconsistent leaders.


Ventnor should not rule because he thought the blackmailers were bluffing about what photos they had, so he didn't pay.


Goddity should not rule this city because his partnership with the Triads is worthless now that Lo Feng has disappeared.


GoatToucher should not rule this city, as he's still got a trial against him on account of animal cruelty.


TFF should not rule this city because his butterscotch eyes are too beautiful for local politics.


Pulg should not rule this city because the local courtesans have been coughing up hairballs since he came to town.

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher Should Not Rule This City, as most people find his presence so notoriously mood-killing that the local courtesans have suffered a significant loss of business since he came to town.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet should not rule this city due to 50 years of unpaid parking fees.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Ventnor should not rule this city due to his connections to the illegal parking ticket forgery black market.


EM should not rule this city, as he is clearly his own evil mirror-universe counterpart.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

GoatToucher should not rule this city because of the widespread belief that his continued existence is a sin for which we cannot repent.


Horse mazter not rule city, he not train horses for parade properly.
Plus, we goblinz HATEZ horses!!!


Poog should not rule this city because he is the reason we're no longer twinned with Zarongel.

Plus, people keep confusing him with me.


Plug should not rule this city because it is so easy to confuse him with other people.


Ventnor should not rule this city because he's not a citizen of this city.


Goddity should not rule this city because those Anonymous types are all anti-establishment.

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher Should Not Rule This City! He's an antidisestablishmentarian!


IHIYC shouldn't rule this city, at least until he rids us from the IHIYC channel on YouTube.


The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because he's only a Fiend Pretty Good at best and a Fiend Mediocre at worst. That's false advertising right there.


Ventnor should not rule this city because our mayor has to have a glockenspiel up his nose.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Pulg should not rule this city because he is the owner of the largest nose-glockenspiel production plant, giving him an unfair advantage.


equinoxmaster should not rule this city because he's only at full power on 2 days of the year. It's a risk we just can't take.


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Ventnor should not rule the city because he has the entire city Council in his pocket. Literally. They are in his hip pocket and have been for several weeks. Two words. Eweeee and yuck.


MD should not rule this city because he cannot come to terms with the harsh realities of rule.


GoatToucher should not rule this city because of the... residue... that we found in the Mayor's Office last time he was mayor.


That residue was the previous mayor. He was not... durable.

Ventnor should not rule this city because of his connections with the HVAC union.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

GoatToucher should not rule this city because of his idea that brothels should start hiring bovines.


horseoverseer not rule city, he not even done yet with job of wrapping gifts for next year's X-mas

Sovereign Court

Oooh can't rule this city for two reasons: he (inadvertently) stopped Zarongel from manifesting and he killed Krampus.


Avatar of Zon-Kuthon cannot rule this city because he is Krampus.

(And therefore dead)


Ventnor should not rule this city, he's got due traffic fines to pay for first.


Wylie Wylliam Harrison should not rule the city due to his absinthe addiction and what with his favorite saying being "it's five o'clock somewhere!"


Molten Dragon should not rule this city, he's been avoiding paying his taxes, thus should never be in such a public position.


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Wylliam Harrison should not rule this city because he is merely the model of a modern Major-General.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

GoatToucher should not rule this city because of what he did last time he saw a model.


GT should not rule this city because he has a model of a modern Major-General's genitals, which he intends to wear instead of the Mayor's chain of office.

Equinoxmaster should not rule this city because he types faster than Pulg.

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Pulg should not rule this city because his campaign advertising consists entirely of videos of people being dunked headfirst in vats of nacho cheese.


equinoxmaster should not rule this city because his administration has passed policies that the citizens don't like.


Ventnor should not rule this city because the Hat of Office does not fit.


GoatTouchet should not rule this city due to the fact that he has been observed changing the size of the Hat of Office on three separate occasions.


Ventnor should not rule this city because he keeps laying eggs in the Hat of Office

Shadow Lodge

Pathfinder Companion Subscriber

Pulg should not rule this city because we need him to make the Hat of Office.


equinoxmaster should not rule this city because he could not stop me from animating it as my undead minion!


Postocles should not rule this city, as we can't use a Palpatine ripoff as a public representative.


The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city what with him being a fiend and all. You know the place would go to hell in a hand basket.


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Molten Dragon should not rule this city because it's illegal to be Mayor and Municipal Bikini Inspector at the same time.


Pulg should not rule this city because leaders need to be well-groomed.


MageHunter should not rule this city because it is unseemly for a leader's feet to dangle above the ground when sitting in the throne of rule.

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