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Why were you looking?... then you realize they aren't wearing underpants under those skirts.Half of the players are wearing Sailor Moon cosplay, and all the players are men, but none of them are cosplaying the male roles.
Yeah, let that mental image disturb you.
Those micro skirts don't hide much. Doesn't matter if you look or not; you will regret being there.
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Why were you looking?... then you realize they aren't wearing underpants under those skirts.Half of the players are wearing Sailor Moon cosplay, and all the players are men, but none of them are cosplaying the male roles.
Yeah, let that mental image disturb you.
Why weren't you?
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Why weren't you?Why were you looking?... then you realize they aren't wearing underpants under those skirts.Half of the players are wearing Sailor Moon cosplay, and all the players are men, but none of them are cosplaying the male roles.
Yeah, let that mental image disturb you.
Out of brain bleach.
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...the GM for the day is the notorious director/producer/writer/star of "The Room", Tommy Wiseau. And the adventure is something he wrote himself and has an NPC in it also named and looks like Tommy Wiseau.
Hopefully this joke is not to over everyone's heads. If it is, just look it up "The Room" and Tommy Wiseau on the net.
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...the GM for the day is the notorious director/producer/writer/star of "The Room", Tommy Wiseau. And the adventure is something he wrote himself and has an NPC in it also named and looks like Tommy Wiseau.
Hopefully this joke is not to over everyone's heads. If it is, just look it up "The Room" and Tommy Wiseau on the net.
The BBEG is Chris R, with the magical disappearing powers and overall plot unimportance of the original!
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...you break into the BBEG's inner sanctum and:
-The obscenely optimized Gunslinger runs screaming from the room before the DM can finish reading the description.
-The player who has quoted the stats of every encountered monster thus far merely remarks "That's just delaying the inevitable."
-The player who quotes Princess Bride and Monty Python ad nauseum says "Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move."
-The party wizard uses the Scroll of Wish that he's been sitting on for a year and a half to teleport to safety. More precisely, 'safety' is 'several planes away, under an assumed identity.'
From the other week:
You find out the GM insists on treating your wizard's familiar using the same rules as animal companions. Even though the owl has a higher intelligence than the party barbarian...
You realize that you are the only female player, with the only female character, and you are about to play Sixfold Trial...
Luckily, I host, so I was able to insist that if anyone voices Ilsandra, it is the text-to-speech functionality of my computer.
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-When you are against a single demon, and everybody goes unconscious and the only Cleric dies for reals. (Really happened with my party in Year of The Demon.)
-You know you are in trouble/screwed when your party didn't buy any Cold Iron Weapons nor do they have any on hand, making the enemies impossible to defeat because they are demons!
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-When you are against a single demon, and everybody goes unconscious and the only Cleric dies for reals. (Really happened with my party in Year of The Demon.)
-You know you are in trouble/screwed when your party didn't buy any Cold Iron Weapons nor do they have any on hand, making the enemies impossible to defeat because they are demons!
You sit down at the table only to realize you signed up for Ponyfinder instead of Pathfinder.You're just jealous of my Unicorn Bloodrager.
If you are a Unicorn Bloodrager in a ponyfinder game, and friendship is magic, does friendship course through your veins when you rage?
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I remember when we did a ponyfinder game at PFS. It was a one off where we made a pony character and did a scenario we all played for no credit. I think it was Blakros Matrimony. And Everyone was ponies.
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...and everyone only use piercing ranged weapon against a pack of skeletons that explode when they die cause they don't want to die and you have NO tank.
This actually happened to me today, although one player had blunt tipped arrows to do some bashing, but don't think he hit any skeletons. Luckily I was a Sorcerer with a magic missile want and managed to roll high on the damage roll this taking one skeleton out a turn.
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...you know the boss is incorporeal, and only one of the PCs has a magic weapon.
...the party finds just the right magic items they need to overcome the boss, but no one is capable of identifying magic items.
And I was literally one table over listening to that happen. And I will say it one more time... "The half-orc barbarian ran away!"
You had to be there to understand that.
That happened once
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... the animal companion has the highest charisma in the party
In a similar vein, we were playing through a campaign and the players were stuck on a difficult riddle, so I decided to allow the smartest character an Intelligence check to see if I could give him a hint.
I looked over the character sheets, sighed, turned to the player of the paladin and said, "Summon your celestial pegasus. He needs to solve a riddle for you."
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The GM sits at the table with a crusty sledge hammer, whispers to it, points to you and says "roll initiative."
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You are at a table where one of the group gets nominated for the prize of most ridiculous kill of the convention.
Add to this - only a single PFS character gets nominated
Yes - as far as memorable goes - this one will be burned into my memory. It was a mix of ineptitude due to 5 players being new and one experienced player knocked out and the other one the victim. Took me 4 rounds to eat his brains - this was slow motion death.
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... The GM announces the scenario name and 3 players simultaneously exclaim some version of "aw, nuts! I think I've played this one."
No no no...the game has been posted on an events calander they sign up using for 3 weeks in advance...and they still get to the first encounter and go, "Aw nuts I think I played this one!"
Are you serious? I WILL eat your character sheet.
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You sit down at a certain "investigate the cult and pretend to join them" scenario and the total charisma modifier is -11.
This. Actually. Happened.
I was the prettiest at CHA 11. Playing a elf, who was playing a human, who was playing an elf from Korvosa, because he could not figure out his own disguise. There was a lot wrong with our "super sleuthing".