Dialogue you won't hear from the Hulk

[Lincoln Hills]

Who doesn't love that big green rascal, the Hulk? A shining example to growing boys everywhere, the Hulk is an ideal role model. He doesn't have to eat vegetables, he doesn't have to go to bed until he wants to, and nobody dares to comment when he wanders around in his boxers. Pearls of wisdom such as "Hulk is strongest one there is!" have kept this beloved comic book character around for longer than most of us have been alive. And yet, in all those years, there are many, many things that you've just never heard the Hulk say!

For example:

1. "Hulk wait patiently in line!"

2. "Hulk enjoy ballet."

3. "Hulk mildly disappointed. But Hulk deal with it."

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

4. "It's clobberin' time!"

EDIT: Actually, I'd be rather surprised if he never said that once in the past 50ish years. Also, remember that the Hulk actually periodically goes through phases where he's still Banner-smart when he transforms. Don't know if he ever went to the ballet, though.

[Lazurin Arborlon]

HULK PET FLUFFY BUNNY!

[Mike Welham]

Hulk just need to talk this out.

[Aberzombie]

Hulk only pawn in game of life.

[BigNorseWolf]

Hulk like simplicity and consistency of Kantian morality.

[Crimson Jester]

Hulk hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

[Shadowborn]

Hulk think Hulk is going to cry...

[CunningMongoose]

HULK SMOOCH!

[Apostle of Gygax]

Hulk play well with others.

[Ross Byers]

Hulk disagree, but respectful of your opinion.

[Matthew Morris]

Hulk not understand why Hulk no can use proper grammar.

[Ross Byers]

Hulk enjoy friendly match between equals!

[Apostle of Gygax]

Hulk sorry. Hulk bake cookies to make up for Hulk.

[Mothman]

Hulk DO want fries with that, Hulk thank for asking.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Hulk am a woman in love,
and Hulk do anything,
to get you into Hulk world
and hold you within
it's a right Hulk defend,
over and over again......

[Mothman]

Do these pants make Hulk bum look big?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Purple am Hulk's color.

[Apostle of Gygax]

Let Hulk carry package for you.

[CunningMongoose]

Hulk cry. Why Mr. Big leave Carrie? Hulk smash Mr. Big!

[DJEternalDarkness]

HULK SIT QUIETLY IN THE CORNER WHILE YOU DEAL WITH YOUR ANGER ISSUES.

[Ross Byers]

No coffee for Hulk. Hulk prefer chamomile.

[Apostle of Gygax]

HULK LOVE PUPPY BREATH!

[Bruunwald]

Checkmate! Hulk win again!

[CunningMongoose]

Hulk cast quicken heighten Calm Emotions on AM BARBARIAN. DC is 22. Hulk praise Shelyn.

[Enraged Eekster Hulk]

If you liked Hulk, then you should have put a ring on Hulk {dances}

[Ghost of Jerry Lewis]

"...Last night, Hulk experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged Hulk's preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked Hulk to Hulk's core. In the past, Hulk have made no secret of Hulk's disdain for Chef Sterns's famous motto: Anyhulk can cook. But Hulk realize, only now do Hulk truly understand what he meant. Not everyhulk can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Sterns's, who is, in Hulk's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. Hulk will be returning to Sterns's soon, hungry for more."

[FuelDrop]

hulk consider your opinion, and though different from hulk's hulk admit it still valid and reasonable.

[Ross Byers]

Hulk's name is Hulk, and Hulk is a rageaholic.

Hi, Hulk!

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

"Hulk think the language of Shakespeare difficult for students to comprehend. This serious problem because children not understand him universal themes."

[Aardvark Barbarian]

Hulk think violence not solve anything.

[Xabulba]

Hulk wuv bunnies.

[Xabulba]

Hulk think Twilight good vampire flick.

[LazarX]

Lincoln Hills wrote:

Who doesn't love that big green rascal, the Hulk? A shining example to growing boys everywhere, the Hulk is an ideal role model. He doesn't have to eat vegetables, he doesn't have to go to bed until he wants to, and nobody dares to comment when he wanders around in his boxers. Pearls of wisdom such as "Hulk is strongest one there is!" have kept this beloved comic book character around for longer than most of us have been alive. And yet, in all those years, there are many, many things that you've just never heard the Hulk say!

For example:

1. "Hulk wait patiently in line!"

2. "Hulk enjoy ballet."

3. "Hulk mildly disappointed. But Hulk deal with it."

The Hulk isn't always stupid. And he's not only green. And some incarnations like Joe Fixit are masters at mixing sophistication with brutality. It's doubly amusing when he lampshades the lines from his Jade Giant days.

[Count FuelDrop, Vampire Lord]

Xabulba wrote:

Hulk think Twilight good vampire flick.

begins working on a way to destroy the hulk, preserving others memories of him before they can be tainted

[Matthew Morris]

Hulk bought timeshare condo with puny Banner.

[Apostle of Gygax]

Hulk not like what you said, Hulk demand to meet with arbitrator.

[Shadowborn]

Hulk want watch Puppet Pals!

[Crimson Jester]

Hulk is now Bronie.... Don't make hulk miss his my little Pony you wouldn't like hulk miss my little Pony

[Meowzebub]

Hulk finds it not easy being green </bad singing>

[Zerombr]

In reference to using the Thing's catchphrase, I'm reminded of a few lines when they fought

Hulk:"Say it."
Thing:"Say what?"
Hulk:"You know what."
Thing:"...I'm not going to say it."

/derail

Hulk rather enjoy rock garden, go good with Hulk's bonzai tree

[rpgsavant]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Hulk is now Bronie.... Don't make hulk miss his my little Pony you wouldn't like hulk miss my little Pony

HULK'S Little Pony!!!!

[Kieviel]

Hulk no fight, Hulk hug it out.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

"Hulk just finished In Search of Lost Time and feels sad. Hulk wants madeleine cookies."

[Meowzebub]

Help Hulk find belt. These pants too loose on Hulk

[Kieviel]

Hulk see Enya Tuesday night, make Hulk pretty inside.

[Lincoln Hills]

46. Hulk sorry he break your city - Hulk pay damages!

[Shadowborn]

I defy your numerical conventions...

Leader do what he want to Betty, just leave Hulk alone!

[Apostle of Gygax]

HULK SMASH! Hulk love playing tennis.

[Xabulba]

Hulk not understand Inception, Hulk wants 3 hours of life back.