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{taps microphone} How do you keep gamers in suspense?
"Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?" Ah, so we're trying to induce Stuffy Grammarian to self-destruct? Alllllllllllllllrighty then! {dusts off "1,001 Seinfeldisms" by Steve Allen} Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Conman the Bannedbarian is banned for waiting an hour to get ninja'd. {whispers cautiously:} Rupert Pupkin, is that you?
Mister-and/or-Nice-Lady Wears a Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.
The Vicious Chicken of Bristol is banned for not being in stereo. {glances around for imaginary tote board and phantom operators}
What upsets you about squash, buttercup? Why so melon-choly? Does it get your gourd? <-- Still France's Greatest Comedic Hero!!!
Raccoon Washer
gran rey de los talk radio is banned for passing up a Legend of Zedda ban.
Nick Fury's Wandering Eye
Tonight... The Hamster gushes over a vintage Pontiac Fiero... Captain Slow decides to intern for a summer at Nürburgring... And Hulk spend 24 Hours of Daytona in a Reliant Robin.
*licks Ghost of Jerry Lewis*Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.{cries} But I'm intangible! It just goes right through me.
Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore. {cries}
Well, watch out for that rabid were-chihuahua on his head. It bit Carla Bruni-Sarkozy on the hand, and peed on Marcel Marceau's grave.
Aha! I was born in France, not Hawaii! Do not say I'm an Amereecan or I weell get a priest to have an exorceesm done to you. Begone speerit! Don't blame me; Donald Trump said it in an interview on Fox News.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Also, I think there is a copy of the long form birth certificate from Hawaii around here somewhere.
He told me enough! He told me the Poodles keelled him! No. I, -- er, I mean --
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever! ThuMo, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the messageboards. If you only knew the power of the Poodle Side. MoMo never told you what happened to your father.
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! Technically, it was an accident with some premium-grade Flubber and the NCC-74656 Voyager transporters... ThuMo, wouldn't you rather be sitting in a cafe sipping espresso, eating stinky cheese and snails, smoking a cigarette, and oogling some hairy armpits on women? Mon dieu, the French are supposed to be lovers, not fighters!
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.
Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP* {shimmers into existence} Hey Laaa-dy, you should leave the nice doggies alone!
"...Last night, Hulk experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged Hulk's preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked Hulk to Hulk's core. In the past, Hulk have made no secret of Hulk's disdain for Chef Sterns's famous motto: Anyhulk can cook. But Hulk realize, only now do Hulk truly understand what he meant. Not everyhulk can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Sterns's, who is, in Hulk's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. Hulk will be returning to Sterns's soon, hungry for more."
Rene Venair is banned for not taking a jump to the left and a step to the right.
And you can't really lust after Ingrid Bergman anymore...well, you could... Wow, she's a swell looking dame!
If I had the other $7.27 go get a rock. That's what sheen said!
PS I wanna new rogue. "I want a new rogue; One that won't play 4th ed-ish.One that won't backstab a Logue, Or make me roll up a gish"
Ha-hey! <ZOINKS!> {disappears} Nerdelbaum even!
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}*While dodging waffles attempts to hump the Ghost of Jerry Lewis* YAP! "GLAVIN!" {humps Cockapoo}
<POOF!> Hey, I'm not dead yet?! Oh well... HEY NICE LADYYYYYY! Lady?! Ugh. Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles} |