English, Spanish (about on a par with Yakoff Smirnov's English)
About Lincoln Hills
"[When going to Heaven,] Leave your dog outside. Heaven goes by favor[itism]. If it went by merit, you would stay out and the dog would go in."
- Mark Twain, in a letter to Albert Paine
Douglas Adams: So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
Toxicologist: Well, what do you think you do? You die, of course. That's what 'deadly' means.
Douglas Adams: But what about cutting open the wound and sucking out the poison?
Toxicologist: Rather you than me. I wouldn't want a mouthful of poison.
- from Last Chance to See