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Full Name

Lincoln Hills

Race

Human

Gender

Male

Size

Medium

Age

41

Special Abilities

The ability to keep my big trap shut (at times)

Alignment

Misanthropic Idealist

Deity

I'm not touching that one with a 30' pole

Location

Oregon

Languages

English, Spanish (about on a par with Yakoff Smirnov's English)

Occupation

Dogsbody

Homepage URL

TBA

Strength 11
Dexterity 7
Constitution 12
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 13
Charisma 11

About Lincoln Hills

"[When going to Heaven,] Leave your dog outside. Heaven goes by favor[itism]. If it went by merit, you would stay out and the dog would go in."
- Mark Twain, in a letter to Albert Paine

Douglas Adams: So what do we do if we get bitten by something deadly, then?
Toxicologist: Well, what do you think you do? You die, of course. That's what 'deadly' means.
Douglas Adams: But what about cutting open the wound and sucking out the poison?
Toxicologist: Rather you than me. I wouldn't want a mouthful of poison.
- from Last Chance to See