Dialogue you won't hear from the Hulk


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Hulk mad because even though Hulk bigger than puny Banner, Hulk can still fit Hulk package in puny Banner-pants.

Grand Lodge

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Hulkbots, transform and Hulk out!

Scarab Sages

Hulk got an army...


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If Hulk put kitty in box, how hulk know if kitty alive or dead without hulk smashing box?

The Exchange

Hulk collate!

The Exchange

172. "Is Hulk dreaming Hulk is butterfly? Or is Hulk actually butterfly dreaming of being Hulk dreaming of being butterfly? If so, butterfly smash!"

173. "Don't worry. Hulk good baby-sitter. Enjoy movie!"

Silver Crusade

Puny Banner SMASH!!!!!!

Silver Crusade

Roll initiative.

Grand Lodge

At the end of Ultimate Alliance 2 there's an audio CD with 5 minutes of various Hulk dialogue and a few snippets indicates that Hulk knows of Fight Club and participates.

HIS NAME AM ROBERT PAULSON!


Is Hulk only one who liked Black Eyed Peas halftime show?


<HONK-A, HONK-A>


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Hulk no want smash, hulk like chess club instead.


Hulk SMASHED!

hic!


Hulk smash! Now add milk and cream and have potatoes ready!


Oh Hulk cannot wait to get home, soak Hulk's aching feet, pop some popcorn, grab a Dr. Pepper, and watch all of season 2 of Hulk's Little Ponys on DVR.


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This little piggy went to market ....<<snap>>....um...Hulk sorry about that


Who is so ignorant as to challenge magical ability of Great and Powerful Hulk?

The Exchange

184. (singing) It not easy being green,
Having to spend each day color of leaves
When Hulk think it be much nicer
To be Red Hulk, or Yellow Hulk, or Gold Hulk
Or something much more colorful like that...

Silver Crusade

Hulk call Red Hulk and Blue Hulk and become spokeshulks for Skittles


Hulk no have drug abuse problem! Hulk all natural gamma!

Dark Archive

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Is Hulk only one to think Am Barbarian and Mr. Fishy talk funny? Hulk think they sound weird to Hulk's ears.


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Yes, Hulk would like to hear how much Hulk save if Hulk switch long-distance service.

The Exchange

189. Your views interest Hulk! Hulk subscribe to your newsletter!


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Hulk not big on d20 rules. Hulk think GURPS rules for angry-times much better.


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Shhhh...

Hulk is contemplating Hulk’s own navel.


Decoupage is Hulk's favorite art activity.


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Hulk not give up foods Hulk like with Weight Watchers

The Exchange

Lincoln Hills wrote:

131. 'In brightest day, in darkest night /

No evil shall escape Hulk's sight /
Let those who worship evil's might /
Beware because Hulk have talky ring!'

So full of win.


"Criminals are a terror. Hearts of the night. Hulk must disguise Hulk terror. Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious terrible omen. A cowardly lot. Hulk disguise must strike terror. Hulk must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. Hulk must be a creature. Hulk must be a creature of the night. Mommy's dead. Daddy's dead. Brucie's dead. Hulk shall become a bat."


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<<Moving awkwardly foot to foot>>

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
Hulk got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to Hulk

<<pirouette>>

Silver Crusade

Hulk am honored and privileged to accept Nobel Peace Prize.


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Hulk am honoured and privileged to accept Nobel Prize for Literature.

Silver Crusade

Can't you smash? Hulk am watching Wuthering Heights.


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My Darling,

Long have I yearned for your gentle touch, to hear your laughter echo across the bright meadows, ringing through the cherry blossoms, ribbons bouncing gaily in your tresses.

The light of your eyes is my sun, your smile my guide, your love my raison d'être. I live only for your approval; your servant, your adorer, your slave.

Happy Valentines Day, my love. You are all and everything to me.

With all my love,

Hulk


Aquaman underoos, still toasty warm from dryer? Check.

Oatmeal raisin cookie? Check.

Small glass of warm milk? Check.

Now Doc Sampson read Hulk favoritest story to Hulk, Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie!


"Excuse me, but do you happen to have any grey poupon?"


Tonight...

The Hamster gushes over a vintage Pontiac Fiero...

Captain Slow decides to intern for a summer at Nürburgring...

And Hulk spend 24 Hours of Daytona in a Reliant Robin.


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Hulk will order from menu and not go with the buffet.

Silver Crusade

Hulk like to ride Hulk's bicycle, Hulk like to ride Hulk's bike.

The Exchange

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203. "Hulk not really angry. Hulk use up all his anger during first two movies. Now Hulk just going through the motions because Hulk signed three-movie contract deal."


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:

Tonight...

The Hamster gushes over a vintage Pontiac Fiero...

Captain Slow decides to intern for a summer at Nürburgring...

And Hulk spend 24 Hours of Daytona in a Reliant Robin.

Hulk give +1 for Top Gear reference.


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Loki: "I have an army."

Hulk" ...Hulk have a Stark."


Villians and scoundrels
Hiding everywhere, plotting
This is why Hulk SMASH

Silver Crusade

Hulk off to acting class, Hulk no able to think of good dialogue.


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Hulk real good mime....dang.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 16

You know what you look like to Hulk, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? Hulk think you look like rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with little bit taste.


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You looking to Hulk for good time? You not cop, right?


Don't make Hulk angry. You not like Hulk when Hulk angry.


Hulk wish Hulk could spend more time as Banner. Hulk also hate green, and would rather be a mauve or a chartreuse.


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Hulk no like purple pants. Hulk wish pants were eggplant instead.

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