@ Drunken_Nomad -
2 - Dennis the Menace
3 - The Nightmare before Christmas
4. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!) Monty Python's Flying Circus (I think the VHS collection with it was labelled Six and Violence) or Hollywood Bowl.
Yep. Going for either HollywoodBowl or ...And Now For Something Completely Different.
@ Drunken_Nomad -
2 - Dennis the Menace
3 - The Nightmare before Christmas
yep on both!
"I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate that cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks and I hate the way she sounds when she laughs... I HATE THIS SONG!"I hate the way she licks stamps? Is this Ruthless People?
Nope. Try again.
Throw Mama From The Train.
Yep!
1 Why don't you go home?
Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
2 Your mom goes to college.
3 Looks like University of Illinois!
4 ...The dishes are done, man...
5 Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV. Southeast corner.
Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST!
#4 is 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'
#5 is 'Die Hard'
#2 is Napoleon Dynamite
#4 is 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead'
#5 is 'Die Hard'
yep and yep. I STILL say 'the dishes are done, man' for way too many responses in real life...watching this clip, I forgot the headbutt part. Do not do that in real life at all.
#2 is Napoleon Dynamite
yep! Very quote-able flick.
clues:
#1 above involves Charlie Sheen.
#3 involves Tom Cruise.
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R: "Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. "
:D
Great movie, Dougal.
R: "Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of s~!% and came out clean on the other side. "
Shawshank Redemption.
"There were no F names in the Bible so Ma named him Frankincense because he smelled so sweet."
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers...fun movie
"Fine magician you are. Go back to juggling apples"
Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
This one is one of my alltime favorite cameos, Ferris Beuller
3 Looks like University of Illinois!
This one is Risky Business
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Man 1: "Ah, so it's a test you're after. We don't do tests."
Man 2: "Oh I'm certain you don't." *Drops apple in the well* "They never do tests, not many real deeds either. Oh a conversation with your grandmother's shade in a darkened room, the odd love potion or two, but comes a doubter. Why then it's the wrong day, the planets are not in line, the entrails are not favorable, we don't do tests!"
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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."
I use this quote to describe my students all the time. Any one of my students is a fine human being that I can reason with for the most part. Put 37 of them in one room, however, and you usually get some bad juju going on...
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I've always liked this line...
K: Oh, him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS.
#1
A: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
K: She told me she was 19!
#2
Dr. M: Now destroy everything in here. Burn it.
RG: What?
Dr. M: I said "Burn it!" Burn EVERYTHING!
#3
TB: [after charging up the stairs] Charge the blockhouse!
RB: Blockhouse?
AA: Yes. The stairs are always San Juan Hill.
#1
A: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
K: She told me she was 19!
#2
Dr. M: Now destroy everything in here. Burn it.
RG: What?
Dr. M: I said "Burn it!" Burn EVERYTHING!
#3
TB: [after charging up the stairs] Charge the blockhouse!
RB: Blockhouse?
AA: Yes. The stairs are always San Juan Hill.
#1 - No idea
#2 - Them! (I did that one already)
#3 - Arsenic and Old Lace (I've seen both the movie and the stage play, both version's are awesome.)
Kull the Conqueror#1
A: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
K: She told me she was 19!
Thank you! That was driving me crazy. I could hear it in my head, almost see the action/actors/etc... but not quite...
"My friends just call me Ringo, nickname I had as a kid. Right name's Henry.
"A gentlemen doesn't smoke in the presence of a lady."
(Stagecoach)
I haven't seen that movie in ages. I still couldn't tell you who made the quote I just gave you. (I think that's right - did it have something to do with a doctor for some reason?)
J: If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - with just another filthy memory.
C: You make good coffee, at least?
"Mmm, I taste really good!"
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J: If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - with just another filthy memory.
C: You make good coffee, at least?
Jill and Cheyenne from Once Upon a Time In The West probably my alltime favourite film.
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Previous post: Correct on all counts! Sorry, Fallen Mage; I hadn't noticed that Them! had already been used. A new one:
CD: That's not a knife...
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...Now that's a knife.
Well, since it wasn't actually said, I'll say it.
Crocodile Dundee
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How about this one.
M: Don't listen to **** *****, he'd sell his own mother for a grape.
FE: Are you making an offer? *Clears throat* I mean no, I would not.
L: Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?
B: Against who?
L: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
B: Man, you are one twisted f&$+.
L: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
Reposting a few of mine that nobody got yet:
1)
1: "You, sir, remind me of someone I met during the extraordinary case of the Manchurian mambo."
2: *****, can I have a word? [pulls him aside] "I believe you mean the Manchurian mamba."
1: "Mambo, mamba. What's the difference?"
2: "Oh, very little, other than one is a deadly poisonous snake, and the other is a rather festive Caribbean dance."
1: [beat, then turns back] "It was a night like any other, when I heard a knock on my door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Caribbean dance."
...
"I'm going to give you some bullets; try not to shoot yourself. At least, not until I give the signal."
...
1: "Oh, he was very religious. Always quoting from the Psalms."
2: "Ah yes, the Psalms. One of my favorite books! The, uh, Bible, isn't it?"
2)
"I can curse if I want to! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee-tee, poo-poo!"
...
"'I ride alone?' Rex, you're the most un-alone man I've ever met!"
...
"I'll have a glass of warm milk."
[bartender glares]
"Give me a sarsaparilla."
[bartenter glares]
"Look, is this one of those really tough bars?"
[bartender nods]
"Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it."
3)
"I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate that cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks and I hate the way she sounds when she laughs... I HATE THIS SONG!"
Dragonslayer
Vermithraax > Smaug
(On film only, of course.)
"Love shoulda broughtcha home."
BOOMERANG.
L: Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot?
B: Against who?
L: Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
B: Man, you are one twisted f#$+.
L: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
American Beauty?
HM: As a matter of interest, how many courts-martial have you done?
MT: None.
GW: None?
PH: Jesus, they're playing with a double-headed penny, aren't they?
MT: Would you rather conduct your own defence?
GW: But you have handled a lot of court cases back home, sir?
MT: No. I was a country-town solicitor. I handled land conveyancing and wills.
PH: Wills. Might come in handy.
"Now I get it. The one that came out of Mount Fuji is a cyborg."
"'Cyborg'?"
"Yes. It is made out of the space metal. You could call it a Mecha—"
MechaGodzilla!!!!