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ooo or this one?

Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce -- those are friend prices -- but this one... (pointing to the Choco) ...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went. Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good s$$$. But this one's a f%@&in' madman.

Scarab Sages

drunken_nomad wrote:

ooo or this one?

Now this is Panda, from Mexico. Very good stuff. This is Bava, different, but equally good. And this is Choco from the Hartz Mountains of Germany. Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce -- those are friend prices -- but this one... (pointing to the Choco) ...this one's a little more expensive. It's fifty-five. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went. Nothing wrong with the first two. It's real, real, real, good s&&%. But this one's a f%%*in' madman.

Easy, Pulp Fiction.

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A: This is like if that Blue Oyster s#!% met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and f#$%*^d- this would the s#!% that they birthed.

b: Wow. This is the product of baby f*^#ing.


Pineapple Express?

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drunken_nomad wrote:
Pineapple Express?

Correct.


"Now let's consider my points one by one. One: I try not to let my anger get the better of me."
*cuts off a finger*
"Two: I don't always succeed."
*cuts off another finger*
"Three: I've got seven more points."
*cuts off a third finger*


Unruly wrote:

"Now let's consider my points one by one. One: I try not to let my anger get the better of me."

*cuts off a finger*
"Two: I don't always succeed."
*cuts off another finger*
"Three: I've got seven more points."
*cuts off a third finger*

Kick Ass?

Scarab Sages

Unruly wrote:

"Now let's consider my points one by one. One: I try not to let my anger get the better of me."

*cuts off a finger*
"Two: I don't always succeed."
*cuts off another finger*
"Three: I've got seven more points."
*cuts off a third finger*

Darkman

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Here's a new one:

Guard (scared): "Is it atomic?"
Boy (brandishing a canister): "Yes sir, very atomic!"


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A: "Where are you from?"
B: "Bakersfield, originally."
A: "I mean your ancestors."
B: "Oh, them. Pittsburgh."'

It's funnier if you imagine B speaking with a very thick, pseudo-Indian accent.


Johnny fiiiiiiiiiiiiive!


Tacticslion wrote:
Johnny fiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

no disassemble


Man 1: What do you think will happen?

Man 2: Some people think you'll explode, others, that you'll implode.

Man 1: You're missing one.

Man 2: *Let's out a sigh* Some think you'll become a god.

Man 1: That's the one.


Fallen_Mage wrote:

Man 1: What do you think will happen?

Man 2: Some people think you'll explode, others, that you'll implode.

Man 1: You're missing one.

Man 2: *Let's out a sigh* Some think you'll become a god.

Man 1: That's the one.

The Lost Boys?


drunken_nomad wrote:

how about this other druggie movie

I was just gonna sniff a bag but one guy says if you're gonna sniff you might as well pop it and another guys says if you gonna pop it you might as well mainline.

nobody?

what if I added this bit of a song?

Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East two nine


Rudolf wrote:
Fallen_Mage wrote:

Man 1: What do you think will happen?

Man 2: Some people think you'll explode, others, that you'll implode.

Man 1: You're missing one.

Man 2: *Let's out a sigh* Some think you'll become a god.

Man 1: That's the one.

The Lost Boys?

Nope

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drunken_nomad wrote:
drunken_nomad wrote:

how about this other druggie movie

I was just gonna sniff a bag but one guy says if you're gonna sniff you might as well pop it and another guys says if you gonna pop it you might as well mainline.

nobody?

what if I added this bit of a song?

Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East two nine

Those are people who died who died

Basketball Diaries.

The song did it, I remember the line from the movie - but I have seen so many drug related movies it was hard to place.

Scarab Sages

Fallen_Mage wrote:
Rudolf wrote:
Fallen_Mage wrote:

Man 1: What do you think will happen?

Man 2: Some people think you'll explode, others, that you'll implode.

Man 1: You're missing one.

Man 2: *Let's out a sigh* Some think you'll become a god.

Man 1: That's the one.

The Lost Boys?
Nope

Blade? It sorta reminds me about Frost talking about La Magra but I'm not sure...


Tacticslion wrote:
Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:
"I seduce the priestess."
"I hide behind a pile of dead mes!"

Okay, uh, I just realized how weird these two statements look together.

... wow.


Imbicatus wrote:
Fallen_Mage wrote:
Rudolf wrote:
Fallen_Mage wrote:

Man 1: What do you think will happen?

Man 2: Some people think you'll explode, others, that you'll implode.

Man 1: You're missing one.

Man 2: *Let's out a sigh* Some think you'll become a god.

Man 1: That's the one.

The Lost Boys?
Nope
Blade? It sorta reminds me about Frost talking about La Magra but I'm not sure...

Wrong again.

Hint: I think of the concept for this movie as a cross between Highlander and Sliders.

Dark Archive

Ooh, is it the one with Jet Li killing his alternate universe selves?
The One?

And a random movie quote;

"Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... aaand I went ahead anyway."


Set wrote:

Ooh, is it the one with Jet Li killing his alternate universe selves?

The One?

And a random movie quote;

"Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... aaand I went ahead anyway."

You are correct sir, it is The One.


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"I believe I speak for everyone when I say ... to Hell with our orders."

Second clue:

"I can hear them."


Jaelithe wrote:

"I believe I speak for everyone when I say ... to Hell with our orders."

Second clue:

"I can hear them."

Wow, Jaelithe, you just gave me a lot of data to think about.

Ohohohoh! I'm so subtle clever goofy.


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Yep. How about an easy one?

"Get away from her, you b!tch!"


Jaelithe wrote:

Yep. How about an easy one?

"Get away from her, you b!tch!"

Paul...whch was kinda of spoofing the Aliens line.


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Woman: What are you going to do?

Man: I'm going to kill them all sir.

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"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"


Jaelithe wrote:

Yep. How about an easy one?

"Get away from her, you b!tch!"

Aliens!

Fallen_Mage wrote:

Woman: What are you going to do?

Man: I'm going to kill them all sir.

Soldier!

Set wrote:
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

The only line of this movie that I know! Dr. Strangelove!

Scarab Sages

Man 1: And you, {$Charname}, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.

[Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly]

Man 2: No.

[Polygraph machine flatlines]

Man 3: Oh... S#!t.

Man 2: Not without incident.


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Imbicatus wrote:

Man 1: And you, {$Charname}, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident.

[Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly]

Man 2: No.

[Polygraph machine flatlines]

Man 3: Oh... S#!t.

Man 2: Not without incident.

Equilibrium.

Dark Archive

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Tacticslion wrote:
The only line of this movie that I know! Dr. Strangelove!

Ha, I had to look up quotes, because all I remembered was, "Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!" and something about a combination Russian phrase book / Holy Bible.


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B "I swear to God Snake, I thought you were dead... "
SP "Yeah, you and everybody else! "


... Pliskin.

Scarab Sages

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We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we?


1 Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.
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2 Now go home and get your f@&$in' shinebox.
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3 The dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
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4 Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
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5 But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!


I dont know Imbicatus' quote, but it reminds me of another classic movie:

...He's a natural born world-shaker.


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Wife: You took our child into a knife fight?

Husband: It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us...

This movie has a lot of cheeseball in it, but it makes me laugh every time.

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Readerbreeder wrote:

Wife: You took our child into a knife fight?

Husband: It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us...

This movie has a lot of cheeseball in it, but it makes me laugh every time.

Undercover Blues. Love that movie. I also love cheeseball :)


I dont care that everyone I know hated this movie - I liked it
"m***** f*******'s got god technology"


drunken_nomad wrote:

1 Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

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2 Now go home and get your f#@+in' shinebox.
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3 The dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
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4 Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
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5 But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

I know number four is green mile. Is number 3 21? I I'm sure number 5 is the dark knight.


GreenMile and DarkKnight are correct. #3 is way darker of a movie than 21...also extremely longer movie too. Same location though.


limsk wrote:

I dont care that everyone I know hated this movie - I liked it

"m***** f*******'s got god technology"

Hackers? I liked that movie!

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drunken_nomad wrote:
GreenMile and DarkKnight are correct. #3 is way darker of a movie than 21...also extremely longer movie too. Same location though.

#2 of course was Goodfellas - DN has unlocked a movie story time.

So many years ago - my group of gamers decided that we wanted to rent our own office to game and hang out. Yes - we rented some business offices, threw in some old furniture and some tables with some PCs. It was the height of MtG, we all gamed there (cards, rpgs and PC gaming).

Well, suffice to say - the place was inhabited at all hours. Warcraft II (the rts) was big at the time and we all loved to play the game. One of my players worked the graveyard shift so while the rest of us were at school or at our normal jobs, he would head over to the office in the AM to play some uninterrupted Warcraft II (the place didn't start filling up till around 4pm - 5pm).

As a cruel joke - we replaced all the windows sound files on one PC (the only one he used) with a "Now go get your f$!%ing shine box!" sound wave file. So when the machine booted, when you clicked on everything - he would hear the file. Not being PC savvy, he just gave up on using the PC and left in frustration.

True story


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Freehold DM wrote:
drunken_nomad wrote:

1 Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

--------------------
2 Now go home and get your f#@+in' shinebox.
--------------------
3 The dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
--------------------
4 Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
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5 But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
I know number four is green mile. Is number 3 21? I I'm sure number 5 is the dark knight.

I'm pretty sure that #3 is CASINO. Also #2 is GOODFELLAS


Casino and Goodfellas are correct

... DN has unlocked a movie story time.
I found the easter egg! Thats cool...and devious story, man.

any guesses on #1...think of it with a crazy voice and it ends with a 'm-hm' noise from the back of the throat. John Ritters in it.

and
the 'world shaker' quote is one of my all time favorite movies. There are a BUNCH of great character actors in it. Dogs sneeze on pepper flakes in a fantastic chase.


t:"Dude, are you sure we should be doing this? "
B:"T, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy."
T:" What if we were lying? "
B:"Why would we lie to ourselves? "


C:"How wasted were we last night? "
J:"Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted. "

Scarab Sages

Black Dougal wrote:

t:"Dude, are you sure we should be doing this? "

B:"T, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy."
T:" What if we were lying? "
B:"Why would we lie to ourselves? "

That is clearly Bill and Ted, and since they are talking to themselves, I;m gonna say Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.


drunken_nomad wrote:
limsk wrote:

I dont care that everyone I know hated this movie - I liked it

"m***** f*******'s got god technology"

Hackers? I liked that movie!

Johnny Mnemonic. In reference to the cybenetically-enhanced preacher played by Dolph Lundgren

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