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M:"Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! "
Gladiator
M;"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me. "
TGC:"Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right? "
M:"The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you"
TGC :"After all I've done for you... "
M:"I reckon you got a bargain, didn't you? "
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M;"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me. "
TGC:"Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right? "
M:"The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you"
TGC :"After all I've done for you... "
M:"I reckon you got a bargain, didn't you? "
Road Warrior.
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N:"The future... The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted, to a new world. "
I'm guessing Water World.
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M:"Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead! "Gladiator
Good movie. Or at least I enjoyed it thoroughly.
As I age, I have come to realize those aren't the same thing.
Ratatouille?(Paraphrased)
1: What's that you're eating?
2: (Looks at what's in his hand for a little while) No idea.
Ah. That's the one, I suspect. It's a little hard to guess, since it's paraphrased, but this one seems much closer (to my admittedly iffy-at-present memory).
"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f#&*ers get younger every year."
Only one left.
Hint: The movie is about a husband and wife and the secrets in a marriage.
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Cop to 2nd Homeless man: You alright?
2nd Homeless man: Yeah, but whatever you do, don't ever argue money with that man.
2nd Cop: Why did he attack you?
2nd Homeless man: I don't know...maybe it's because I'm richer!
(Screaming) as 1st Homeless man engages in unarmed combat (Overrun) at 2nd Homeless man
"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f#&*ers get younger every year."Only one left.
Hint: The movie is about a husband and wife and the secrets in a marriage.
Mr. and Mrs Smith
"We have different weak spots than you do. Next time, a blow to the nerve clusters here, will produce the results I think you were looking for."
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You were all correct on my 3 previous posts.
a:"This is Special Agent John Kruger. He'll be handling your personal security. "
L:"My protection?"
J:"New identity, relocation, I'll take you through it step by step. "
L:"What are you talking about? I'm not going anywhere! "
J:"You're in an extremely high risk situation, Miss Cullen. That should've been explained to you. "
ID:"I have car under control. "
AR:"Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev! "
ID:"In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything. "
AR:"Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a f+%+ing paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine? "
ID:"Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head. "
AR:"Ah, it'd never work here. F@!!ing politicians wouldn't go for it."
ID:"Shoot them first. "
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DJK:"How do I look? "
PH:"Take off the gun. "
DJK;"That's a good idea. "
PH:"Little bastards are gonna eat you alive. "
DJK:"Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?"
PH:"On second thought, take the gun. "
Mr. and Mrs Smith
"(just before running over an assassin with the minivan) These f#&*ers get younger every year."Only one left.
Hint: The movie is about a husband and wife and the secrets in a marriage.
That is correct.
ID:"I have car under control. "
AR:"Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev! "
ID:"In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything. "
AR:"Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a f$%&ing paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine? "
ID:"Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head. "
AR:"Ah, it'd never work here. F+*@ing politicians wouldn't go for it."
ID:"Shoot them first. "
Red Heat
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You were all correct on my 3 previous posts.
a:"This is Special Agent John Kruger. He'll be handling your personal security. "
L:"My protection?"
J:"New identity, relocation, I'll take you through it step by step. "
L:"What are you talking about? I'm not going anywhere! "
J:"You're in an extremely high risk situation, Miss Cullen. That should've been explained to you. "
I'm going to guess Eraser.
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DJK:"How do I look? "
PH:"Take off the gun. "
DJK;"That's a good idea. "
PH:"Little bastards are gonna eat you alive. "
DJK:"Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?"
PH:"On second thought, take the gun. "
Kindergarten Cop
...IT'S NOT A TWOMAH!
Here's a fun one. The dilemma he's going on about has since been mostly solved, but now I guess we get to gripe about the difference between regular and "bun length":
GB: "I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. GB is saying NO!"
Here's a fun one. The dilemma he's going on about has since been mostly solved, but now I guess we get to gripe about the difference between regular and "bun length":
GB: "I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. GB is saying NO!"
I want to say Bulletproof Monk... but I'm not sure.
I'm going on memory here - had James Caan - Alien Nation? After the bar fight?
Yep.
Here's a fun one. The dilemma he's going on about has since been mostly solved, but now I guess we get to gripe about the difference between regular and "bun length":
GB: "I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. GB is saying NO!"
I think this is Father of the Bride.
I think this is Father of the Bride.Here's a fun one. The dilemma he's going on about has since been mostly solved, but now I guess we get to gripe about the difference between regular and "bun length":
GB: "I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. GB is saying NO!"
RainyDayNinja wins the kewpie doll! It's the 1991 remake and not the 1950 original, but the title is the same.
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Again correct on all 3 of mine.
Heres a great movie I don't think has been quoted yet:
JB:"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a g$*#!!n alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!"
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Again correct on all 3 of mine.
Heres a great movie I don't think has been quoted yet:
JB:"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a g**&~~n alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!"
Big Trouble in Little China
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Big Trouble in Little ChinaAgain correct on all 3 of mine.
Heres a great movie I don't think has been quoted yet:
JB:"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a g**&~~n alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!"
Lo Pan made this one too easy.
We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we?
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This might be easy, or might not:
AS:"You turned her against me!"
OW:"You have done that yourself"
AS:"You will not take her from me! "
OW:"Your anger and lust for power have already done that"
Dude. The third one (or, I suppose, more accurately, the sixth one, even though it's numbered "III" - just like Episode VI is actually the third one...). :D
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Dude. The third one (or, I suppose, more accurately, the sixth one, even though it's numbered "III" - just like Episode VI is actually the third one...). :D
I'm actually surprised that Disney hasn't made the Young Jedi Knights series into tv shows. Special effects good enough now for tv for it to work.
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Okay here are some more from me
" It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."
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"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."
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"Same thing every spring. "Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet!" Love's sweet song. Hm! Pain in the pinfeathers, I call it!"
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K: "Whoa. Now that's ice. I might cry."
A: "Go ahead. I won't judge."
Ratatouille?(Paraphrased)
1: What's that you're eating?
2: (Looks at what's in his hand for a little while) No idea.
Yep.
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Okay here are some more from me
" It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."
Disney's Beauty and the Beast
Disney's Beauty and the BeastOkay here are some more from me
" It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."
That is correct.
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Here's an easy one.
Woman on boat: "I'm bored Margo. If only I could find a real man."
Man parachutes onto boat, grabs the phone: "She'll call you back."
Man dials a number: "**** here, I'll report in an hour."
Woman holds up a glass of wine: "Won't you join me?"
Man to phone: "Better make that two."
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Here's an easy one.
Woman on boat: "I'm bored Margo. If only I could find a real man."
Man parachutes onto boat, grabs the phone: "She'll call you back."
Man dials a number: "**** here, I'll report in an hour."
Woman holds up a glass of wine: "Won't you join me?"
Man to phone: "Better make that two."
I Know it's Bond, not sure which one... I think it's Dalton... The Living Daylights?
Dalton is so under-appreciated as Bond. He may not be as good a Connery, Brosnan, or Craig, but he is much better than Roger Moore.
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Here's an easy one.
Woman on boat: "I'm bored Margo. If only I could find a real man."
Man parachutes onto boat, grabs the phone: "She'll call you back."
Man dials a number: "**** here, I'll report in an hour."
Woman holds up a glass of wine: "Won't you join me?"
Man to phone: "Better make that two."
I Know it's Bond, not sure which one... I think it's Dalton... The Living Daylights?
Dalton is so under-appreciated as Bond. He may not be as good a Connery, Brosnan, or Craig, but he is much better than Roger Moore.
Correct.
Dalton was a great bond, but the plots were so-so. He was supposed to play Bond for a third movie, but the legal wrangling that came about after MGM/UA was sold delayed production until 1993 and Dalton's contract had expired. He still could have made the film, but when he read the script for Goldeneye he didn't like it and decided not to play Bond again.
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"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."
The Little Mermaid
"Same thing every spring. "Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet!" Love's sweet song. Hm! Pain in the pinfeathers, I call it!"Bambi?
That is correct.
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"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."
The Little Mermaid
That is also correct.
Okay here are some more from me
" It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*..."
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"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude. One might question your upbringing."
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"Same thing every spring. "Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet!" Love's sweet song. Hm! Pain in the pinfeathers, I call it!"
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K: "Whoa. Now that's ice. I might cry."
A: "Go ahead. I won't judge."
Still waiting on the last one.
Hint: It is like the others from a Disney movie.
Still waiting on the last one.Frozen, of course.
That is correct.
B:"My whole life, I've taken crap because I'm part Pilgrim. And I don't know why. "
T:"Sit down. You're one of the last descendants of a dying race. Pilgrims were the first space explorers and sailors. For five centuries they defied the odds. They embraced space, and for that, they were rewarded with a flawless sense of direction. They could feel magnetic fields created by quasars and black holes, negotiate singularities, navigate not just the stars, but space-time itself. "
Taylor vaughn:"Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a g@@+&%n legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a b~#&!, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan? "
Katie :"God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech. "
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same movie
LB:"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing"
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Taylor vaughn:"Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a g*$~!@n legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a b*&*~, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan? "
Katie :"God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech. "...
same movie
LB:"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing"
She's All That... there's a few really good lines in that thing.
Here's one:
Hangman: [R is about to be hanged] Any last requests, pig?
R: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
She's All That... there's a few really good lines in that thing.Here's one:
Hangman: [R is about to be hanged] Any last requests, pig?
R: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
*Hangman asks boss about request in foreign language*
*Boss says something in same langauge*: Of course we don't let him go. *Says something else same language*
The Mummy (1999)