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This might be a tough one, so here's three from the same movie:
1. "Well, Reverend, that tears it! From now on, you stay out of this. All of ya. I don't want you with me. I don't need ya for what I got to do."
2. "I figure a man's only good for one oath at a time, and I took my oath to the Confederate States of America."
3. "It just so happens we be Texicans. Texican is nothin' but a human man way out on a limb, this year and next. Maybe for a hundred more. But I don't think it'll be forever. Some day, this country's gonna be a fine good place to be. Maybe it needs our bones in the ground before that time can come."
'Bad vibrations?'
Man says the man holding the crowbar.
This might be hard because its so short.
Superman: The Movie
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"The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others."
American Werewolf in London.
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"Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not, "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, XXXX. I looked them up."
"Wait! I have to replace every door you people smash. Can't you at least try the knob first?"
[Guy in front tries the knob and it opens easily] Other person, "Jocks."
This might be a tough one, so here's three from the same movie:
1. "Well, Reverend, that tears it! From now on, you stay out of this. All of ya. I don't want you with me. I don't need ya for what I got to do."
2. "I figure a man's only good for one oath at a time, and I took my oath to the Confederate States of America."
3. "It just so happens we be Texicans. Texican is nothin' but a human man way out on a limb, this year and next. Maybe for a hundred more. But I don't think it'll be forever. Some day, this country's gonna be a fine good place to be. Maybe it needs our bones in the ground before that time can come."
The Searchers
I know the 7-Up one, but Aux already knows I know, so I'll leave it for others.
"Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not, "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, XXXX. I looked them up."
A Fish Called Wanda
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I don't think anybody will get these
Harry: You're a soldier, the same as every other silly prick in this tossed up, f&@+ed up, never-come-down land, that's why you're here because there's no one else, and everyone's got to be somewhere and you're here, so get used to it.
Harry: It's the poor man, the s@@*-shoveler with the arse out of his pants and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time trouble starts, there he is, standing like a fool at the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are at home hanging on, waiting for a commission or their fathers to get them into a safe job. And while you're stuck overseas with some poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you are, shooting at you, the rich boys are at home probably down having a bit of a slum or a chop at yer bird.
Harry: I said 'get f$~&ed', you great beer-sodden bag of s%~&!
Sergeant-Major: Right, you're all on a charge.
Harry: Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your f+*@ing head right off.
I don't think anybody will get these
Harry: You're a soldier, the same as every other silly prick in this tossed up, f*!&ed up, never-come-down land, that's why you're here because there's no one else, and everyone's got to be somewhere and you're here, so get used to it.
Harry: It's the poor man, the s*+#-shoveler with the arse out of his pants and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time trouble starts, there he is, standing like a fool at the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are at home hanging on, waiting for a commission or their fathers to get them into a safe job. And while you're stuck overseas with some poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you are, shooting at you, the rich boys are at home probably down having a bit of a slum or a chop at yer bird.
Harry: I said 'get f~~$ed', you great beer-sodden bag of s!~#!
Sergeant-Major: Right, you're all on a charge.
Harry: Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your f@!&ing head right off.
The Odd Angry Shot. Film about Australian soldiers in Vietnam.
The Odd Angry Shot. Film about Australian soldiers in Vietnam.I don't think anybody will get these
Harry: You're a soldier, the same as every other silly prick in this tossed up, f*!&ed up, never-come-down land, that's why you're here because there's no one else, and everyone's got to be somewhere and you're here, so get used to it.
Harry: It's the poor man, the s*+#-shoveler with the arse out of his pants and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time trouble starts, there he is, standing like a fool at the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are at home hanging on, waiting for a commission or their fathers to get them into a safe job. And while you're stuck overseas with some poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you are, shooting at you, the rich boys are at home probably down having a bit of a slum or a chop at yer bird.
Harry: I said 'get f~~$ed', you great beer-sodden bag of s!~#!
Sergeant-Major: Right, you're all on a charge.
Harry: Well, you'd better make it murder, because I'm gonna knock your f@!&ing head right off.
Well done... I watched it this evening its free on youtube. A lot of my friends in the army say its one of the more realistic war movies. Its a bit dated and the dialog is a bit stilted but it sits next to Gallipoli for me.
"We're from the north, Pete. What do we care about Brighton? Bloody southerners. Look where we are! We're almost in France!"
"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the country. But I'm in the top one."
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"We all float down here."
"He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts."
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"We all float down here.""He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts."
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Try this one.
"It would be better, for you to eat this can, than what is inside it. Why must everything in this country be covered in Monosidic... Monosidi..?"
"Monosodium Glutemate, you can't even say it."
"I can say rat droppings, does not mean I want to eat them."
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I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Here's an easy one.
Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.
Hmm, haven't thought of this in awhile.
Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
One last one.
A: What's this?
B: A very unpleasant creature.
A: What's his problem?
B: He has a cold.
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Here's an easy one.
Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.
I have no idea.
Hmm, haven't thought of this in awhile.
Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
Explorers. It took me a bit to recall that one.
One last one.
A: What's this?
B: A very unpleasant creature.
A: What's his problem?
B: He has a cold.
Flight of the Navigator
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Bullshiznit.
Try this one:
"Story is ********** had her burned."
"Burned? I never put a taper to her. Never! Oh maybe down in the horse latitudes on a dull day I might have keel hauled a wife or two, or else walked one off the edge of the plank. But I never did for spite. Funny thing about me, never did it for spite. I may have done it out of, jest, to keep the spirit of my shipmates up. Now on to other business. Where'd you stow it?"
"What?"
"Your rum."
"I don't drink."
"Don't drink? Ship stores. Best seek sucker there."
Those... made me smile, TOZ. Thanks. :)
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Mission accomplished. :) Can you tell I'm a child of the 80's?
I have no idea.Here's an easy one.
Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.
You are deprived, sir!
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"That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."
"It's a Kafkaesque high. It makes you feel like a bug."
Specifically the last line: "...Now, where was I?"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
Since these four haven't had any takers, I'll add another four.
"To be or not to be? Not to be."
(I've got two different movies in mind): "Two weeks."
"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity."
"I want to see you at the gates of heaven, and don't you disappoint me!"
"Oh, I'll be there, Father, even if I have to pick the lock."
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"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity."
Ooh, Legend! Good one. I can ever hear it in Tim Curry's voice.
"I want my two dollars!!"
"I want to see you at the gates of heaven, and don't you disappoint me!"
"Oh, I'll be there, Father, even if I have to pick the lock."
Ladyhawke?
"Not a woman????"
"Gentlemen. Meet Lug."
"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity."Ooh, Legend! Good one. I can ever hear it in Tim Curry's voice.
"I want my two dollars!!"
Better Off Dead! (And, for some reason, I was stopping myself from using this exact quote this round.)
"I want to see you at the gates of heaven, and don't you disappoint me!"
"Oh, I'll be there, Father, even if I have to pick the lock."Ladyhawke?
"Not a woman????"
"Gentlemen. Meet Lug."
Ladyhawke it is!
Mission accomplished. :) Can you tell I'm a child of the 80's?
You are deprived, sir!I have no idea.Here's an easy one.
Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain, cut well old friend, and then farewell.
To be honest, I had to look it up, though I knew the reference. I have seen it a grand total of once, when it came on television, managed to catch the beginning and watched it the whole way through. The only time I ever saw anything about it was one time much later when I saw the end, really wanted to know what the movie was, and then recalled that fantastic film I'd seen so long ago.
I admit I was severely disappointed that I couldn't find that scene on YouTube... or the movie. Either for rent or for just upload/watching - usually either it's available to purchase or someone has put it up. So odd.
EDIT: FOUND IT! No guessing if you had to look it up!
Wow, there are so many great films. Ladyhawke and Legend were amazing, though I only ever saw Ladyhawke once (again) but this time only in college. Ah, well.
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"I want my two dollars!!"Better Off Dead! (And, for some reason, I was stopping myself from using this exact quote this round.)
That movie has so many memorable quotes!
"I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
"This entire mountain is made of pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?"
"I could be home right now, drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid..."
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"To be or not to be? Not to be." - Last Action Hero
"I kick arse for the lord!" - Brain Dead
"Not a woman???"
"Gentlemen, meet Lug!" - Willow
I'm guessing Cape Fear but only because I recently watched the original.
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[After google search]
Oh yeah!
Still a couple left from my last ones:
YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND!
...Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso...
How about:
1 Always be closing
2 No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
3 Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.
"Feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"
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"Do you want to live forever?" - Conan the Barbarian
"It's a Kafkaesque high. Makes you feel like a bug." - Naked lunch?
"****, for 14 years now I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."
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"Remember: No matter where you go, there you are."
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"Two weeks."
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Hmm, I was thinking Dead Alive. "It's time for some divine intervention!""I kick arse for the lord!" - Brain Dead
Trust me. :-)
Trust me. :-)Hmm, I was thinking Dead Alive. "It's time for some divine intervention!""I kick arse for the lord!" - Brain Dead
Braindead was released as Dead Alive in the United States because another film called Brain Dead had been released in the US a couple years previously.
"To be or not to be? Not to be." - Last Action Hero
"It's a Kafkaesque high. Makes you feel like a bug." - Naked lunch?
Yes and yes!
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
It wasn't the one I had in mind, but I wouldn't be surprised. The two movies I had in mind were Total Recall and The Money Pit.
Trust me. :-)Hmm, I was thinking Dead Alive. "It's time for some divine intervention!""I kick arse for the lord!" - Brain Dead
Braindead was released as Dead Alive in the United States because another film called Brain Dead had been released in the US a couple years previously.
Ah. Well then.
"My God! It's full of stars!"
2001
man #1 (after catching an item thrown to him by man#2)"I cannot lift this!"
man #2 "Grow stronger!"
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man #1 (after catching an item thrown to him by man#2)"I cannot lift this!"
man #2 "Grow stronger!"
The 13th Warrior. Excellent movie.
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(I've got two different movies in mind): "Two weeks."
Money Pit!
and I need to go back and get one of the first ones on here...