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'Go that way really fast, if something gets in your....turn.'
Unhelpful advise given to a guy on top of a ski slope.
If you know what movie the quote is from please say so.
Also it doesnt have to just movies it can be tv as well.
Better off Dead.
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Guy A: What were they? Psychos?
Guy B: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were VAMPIRES. Psychos DO NOT EXPLODE WHEN SUNLIGHT HITS THEM, I don't give a [Expletive deleted] how crazy they are!!
'I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said...I drank what?'
Two young men having a philosophy discussion.
Real Genius
"We'll fire together, one at a time."
-One legendary warrior to his fellow escapees.
Guy A: What were they? Psychos?
Guy B: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were VAMPIRES. Psychos DO NOT EXPLODE WHEN SUNLIGHT HITS THEM, I don't give a [Expletive deleted] how crazy they are!!
From Dusk 'Til Dawn
"It’s not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?"
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"Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say yes!"
"This situation will get out of control, it will get out of contol and we will be lucky to live through it!"
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W: Give us the gate key.
Y: I have no gate key.
I.M: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Y: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
Some quotes from my favourite movie -
TD: Quick impression for you... Caw! Caw! BANG! F***, I'M DEAD!
TD: For a ghost, you bleed just fine
TD: *gazing at falling-snow crystal ball containing a mini-cemetery* Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."
S: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on forever is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
A: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
E: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
A: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
E: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.
E: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
E: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.
A: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
E: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
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Some quotes from my favourite movie -
TD: Quick impression for you... Caw! Caw! BANG! F***, I'M DEAD!
TD: For a ghost, you bleed just fine
TD: *gazing at falling-snow crystal ball containing a mini-cemetery* Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."
S: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on forever is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
A: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
E: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
A: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
E: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.E: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
E: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.
A: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
E: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
The Crow
"It’s not my g@$*~#n planet. Understand, monkey boy?"
The Adventure's of Buckaroo Banzai
"You shot him in the back!"
"His back was to me!"
The CrowSome quotes from my favourite movie -
TD: Quick impression for you... Caw! Caw! BANG! F***, I'M DEAD!
TD: For a ghost, you bleed just fine
TD: *gazing at falling-snow crystal ball containing a mini-cemetery* Dad gave me this. Fifth birthday. He said, "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die."
S: If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on forever is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
A: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
E: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
A: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
E: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.E: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
E: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.
A: You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin.
E: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
Yup. Been my favourite since my 15th birthday... so... 10 years now as of last Saturday
Okay, let's try a few more, from different films this time:
Film 1.
G: Uh, question. What are these?
N: A dozen boogie robots! Boogie! Look at this! Watch me!
G: Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why, why are you so old?
Film 2.
TR: I always thought it would be better, to be a fake somebody... than a real nobody.
Film 3.
CB: What made you join the Force?
BR: Police oppression, brother.
CB: You wanted to stamp it out from the inside?
BR: No, I wanted to be a part of it.
And multiples from one of my other favourite films, since it's a bit of an obscure early 2000s comedy (I'm hoping some of my fellow Aussies around here will get it:
D: Do you ever wonder if its all a big con Flip?
F: Eh?
D: This. Everything. What if none of it really exists? What if its like some big experiment and we're like ants trapped in a giant petri dish? What if there is a greater intelligence out there and its creating everything purely as a way of stop us going insane on them? What if nothing really exists until we sense it? My room doesn't exist til I walk into it. Front yard doesn't exist till I experience it. You don't exist.
F: I don't exist?
D: Well, you could be just a projection of my inner psyche materialised for my brain in order to keep me company.
F: What about the cashmere sweater babes over the road, with their swishy little skirts and all? Would they be from your inner psyche or mine?
D: Probably yours I reckon Flip.
S: There's all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you like even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?
D: Dead?
D: Why is 3 o'clock in the morning always the hour of choice to put on Nick Cave, get depressed and kill yourself? What's wrong with the middle of the day when everyone's awake and ready to call an ambulance?
S: What's happening to me? I can't even kill myself properly. I can't do anything properly.
D: I'm sure if you concentrated you would be able to kill yourself better than anyone else I know.
S: Really?
D: [nodding slowly] You do everything better than anyone else I know.
D: These friends of yours. They wouldn't be, by any chance, Nazis would they?
T: ... I prefer to call them Politically Challenged
Fun fact, that last one is one of the less offensive of the major rants in the film.
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"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"He should've armed himself."
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"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"He should've armed himself."
Assuming I've got the right film, and it's from another film that was paying homage to this, appears to be a slight misquote (missing a bit). I think the film is Unforgiven.
Full lines are:
"Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a b~!@*! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
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"This situation will get out of control, it will get out of contol and we will be lucky to live through it!"
Well that's Fred Dalton Thompson's character from THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER right after that jet crashes on the flight deck of the carrier that theyre on....
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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
Same movie, less sexy character:
" Was you ever bit by a dead bee?"
'How'd you get the beans above the franks.'
A young man having a painful and embarrassing moment.
Something about Mary.
"What the hell you said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"well how about now?"
"Looks clear."
Pitch Black.
'I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere.'
Personal assistant to her boss.
Gross Pointe Blank. Fun stuff.
'You know what I keep thinking? Where is my sandwich?'
A rich man to his new young friend.
'It. Was. The. Dukes. It. Was. The. Dukes'
Man struggling to be heard.
Trading Places
Eddie Murphy being strangled by Dan Ackroyd (2nd favorite comedy of all time!)
'I hate warriors, too narrow minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a died-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.'
Boss to his underling after a business transaction.
Fifth Element
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg to random underling
"I'm going to teach you to hate spending money. I'm going to make you so sick of spending it that mere sight of it will make you want to throw up!"
elderly man to his grand-nephew.
"Maybe I have lost my mind, but whoever I am, I'm still me, and I am not a killer."
"Did you see a sign outside saying 'Dead nigger storage'?"
'I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without...looking. I'm not saying thats what I did.'
Man explaining how something came about.
Knight and Day.
"The shadows betray you, because they belong to me..."
The tail end of a pretty brutal beatdown in a sewer.
Guy A: The way you talk about women? Probably couldnt get it up anyway...
Guy B: I've been in prison for three years. My d**k gets hard if the wind blows.