"Look, I'm not smart like my dad."
"Very true. But there's two kinds of smarts. There's book smart, which waved bye-bye to you a long time ago, and there's street smart, the ability to read people. And that's something you and your father have in common."
This... is going to drive me nuts.
EDIT: WAIT! Is it... is it... um... name, "fat-guy/little coat"... arg... ah: Tommy Boy?
Yep.
Yep.
YES! *parties*
Remo Williams. I love that movie.Correct. Man, I was expecting that to take longer
To be fair, I quoted that movie earlier.
"It would be better, for you to eat this can, than what is inside it. Why must everything in this country be covered in Monosidic... Monosidi..?"
"Monosodium Glutemate, you can't even say it."
"I can say rat droppings, does not mean I want to eat them."
D: "Too rich for me, I fold, you can have him. What did you have?"
*G flips over cards and smiles.*
D: "You bluffed. You had nothing." *D stamps feet* "Why did I fold?!"
G: "I put the fear of me in you."
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"Everyone can be Super! And when everyone's Super no one will be."
Syndrome. The Incredibles
"Look, I'm not smart like my dad."
"Very true. But there's two kinds of smarts. There's book smart, which waved bye-bye to you a long time ago, and there's street smart, the ability to read people. And that's something you and your father have in common."
It's funny. The first thing that popped into my head was when Terry McGinnis confronted Amanda Waller and she said something like this to him... though it wasn't even close verbiage-wise.
Here's an easy one:
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
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Here's an easy one:
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
V for Vendetta, of course.
V for Vendetta, of course.
Of course!
How about:
"Your reality, sir, is all lies and balderdash and I am quite pleased that I have no grasp of it, whatsoever!"
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Better off Dead.'Go that way really fast, if something gets in your....turn.'
Unhelpful advise given to a guy on top of a ski slope.
If you know what movie the quote is from please say so.
Also it doesnt have to just movies it can be tv as well.
Much better quote
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
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Much better quote
"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
Men At Work
you guys will get this because it is way too easy, but it is my MOST FAVORITE rant of all time. (And for the record, I am Catholic)
Let me give you a little inside information about God...
God likes to watch.
He's a prankster. Think about it...
He gives man instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time.
Look but don't touch.
Touch, but don't taste.
Taste...
Don't swallow. Ahaha!
And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, f*!$in' ass off!
Worship that? NEVER!
H*****: Who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
J****: H*****, if you'd pause to think, I believe you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.
No one's guessed it yet, so I'll add another:
J****: Is there anyone who hates you?
H*****: Professor H******, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
J****: Right, good. Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
H*****: I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent.
J****: Well, that sounds like a comedy. Try to develop that.
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you guys will get this because it is way too easy, but it is my MOST FAVORITE rant of all time. (And for the record, I am Catholic)
Let me give you a little inside information about God...
God likes to watch.
He's a prankster. Think about it...
He gives man instincts.
He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time.
Look but don't touch.
Touch, but don't taste.
Taste...
Don't swallow. Ahaha!
And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, f++@in' ass off!
Worship that? NEVER!
The Devil's Advocate. Love the film, Hate the ending.
H*****: Who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
J****: H*****, if you'd pause to think, I believe you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.No one's guessed it yet, so I'll add another:
J****: Is there anyone who hates you?
H*****: Professor H******, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
J****: Right, good. Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
H*****: I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent.
J****: Well, that sounds like a comedy. Try to develop that.
Oh! Will Ferrell! It's the good Will Ferrell movie. The one where he's not doing comedy... Oh, what's it called?
Stranger Than Fiction
Mr H: "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? "
Mr S "Learning about Cuba, and having some food. "
Mr H :"Mr.S, You're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time."
Mr S:"I've been thinking about this, Mr. H. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time. "
DR LM :"You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away. "
B;"I will. '
Dr LM : "No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*. "
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B"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
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H*****: Who in their right mind, in a choice between pancakes and living, chooses pancakes?
J****: H*****, if you'd pause to think, I believe you'd realize that that answer is inextricably contingent upon the type of life being led and, of course, the quality of the pancakes.No one's guessed it yet, so I'll add another:
J****: Is there anyone who hates you?
H*****: Professor H******, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
J****: Right, good. Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
H*****: I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent.
J****: Well, that sounds like a comedy. Try to develop that.Oh! Will Ferrell! It's the good Will Ferrell movie. The one where he's not doing comedy... Oh, what's it called?
Stranger Than Fiction
Ding ding ding! And I agree with your assessment.
DR LM :"You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away. "
B;"I will. '
Dr LM : "No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*. "
What About Bob?
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Mr H: "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? "
Mr S "Learning about Cuba, and having some food. "
Mr H :"Mr.S, You're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time."
Mr S:"I've been thinking about this, Mr. H. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time. "
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Ray Walston and Sean Penn
B"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
Ah, Bubba. One of the best characters of that film.
Chiming in on the love for 'Stranger Than Fiction'.
also.
Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.
Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.
Chiming in on the love for 'Stranger Than Fiction'.
also.
Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.
Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.
Wait... The Muppet Movie. I think that's Gonzo.
yep!
what about:
I promise I'll be back. You can't die.
What's going on here?
Don't you see? It's called... Love.
DR. P : "Look! Held together with saliva!"
P.S B : "Yeah! Spit's all that's holding me together right now, too."
Last one was from "Them" where they have gone into the giant ants lair
On of my all time favorite movies
DR LM :"You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away. "
B;"I will. '
Dr LM : "No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*. "
Rainy Day Ninja is correct. This is from What About Bob. Or was he stating the name of the film, not questioning if he has got it?
G: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
R: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.
DR. P : "Look! Held together with saliva!"
P.S B : "Yeah! Spit's all that's holding me together right now, too."
Lol, that's the third time that movie's been quoted. Not that I mind, it's one of my favorites as well. I'm just saying.
Let's see who gets this one:
"What would you say if I told you I found pools of that stuff?"
"I'd say you were having a nightmare. Or that you're the biggest liar since Baron Münchhausen."
"Your reality, sir, is all lies and balderdash and I am quite pleased that I have no grasp of it, whatsoever!"
No takers? Here's another quote from the same film:
I am sorry, but you must refer to me by my full title, King of Everything, Ray D Tutto. But you may call me Ray. You know the Moon is a very insignificant part of my domain now. There is so much much much much more.
And for good measure:
B: Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life and expect me to follow you to the ends of the earth!
B M: Yes.
B: All right.
And for good measure:B: Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life and expect me to follow you to the ends of the earth!
B M: Yes.
B: All right.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (sp?)
Sung:
"Men of Harlech stop your dreaming
Can't you see their spear points gleaming
See their warrior's pennants streaming
To this battle field"
Your right easy "conan the destroyer"
Any takers on my third quote from earlier ?
Ok another one from same film
"the entire British empire was built on cups of tea and if you think i'm going in to battle without one your very mistaken"
"Give my best to A_____ and the twins."
"Triplets."
"Triplets? My, how time flies."
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film 1: (easy) I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
film 2: (hard) I know how to beat a b*+@+ until she s+$$s herself without leaving a mark. I'll cut your s!!! up too and throw you in the closet. What do ya think about that?
film 1: (easy) I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
film 2: (hard) I know how to beat a b+&$$ until she s!@+s herself without leaving a mark. I'll cut your s+#~ up too and throw you in the closet. What do ya think about that?
Well... the easy one is Fight Club...
Edit: Actually, one of my favorite lines was one that changed from the book. I remember seeing an interview somewhere with Helena Bonham Carter. Both are inappropriate.
Last one was from "Them" where they have gone into the giant ants lair
On of my all time favorite movies
That is correct.
AD: "So, you had a pretty big scare up there, huh?"
JV: "[chuckles embarrassingly] Oh yeah!"
AD" "[smiles] You wanna see something really scary?"
You know, I think it is. The last scene of the film in the ambulance?
Yes it is...
Here is another one...
I: "They say you're a legend around here. I've, um, I've never heard of you. Must have been a bit before my time."
V: [escapes her handcuffs and takes him down] "Well, you've heard of me know."
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Ok, so somebody actually got my Howard the Duck quote so I figure I can through a few stinkers out there:
RS:"No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight."
k:"So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. "
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RED SONJA! RED SONJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How dare you say that was a "stinker"?! Good day to you, sir, Good Day!
EDIT: I heart that stupid, stupid film! So much!
Hint..its Cormon movie
Princess E:"Oh, so you rob from the rich, and give to the poor? "
DS: "No, I rob from the rich, and pretty much keep it for myself. "
Princess E :"I'm Princess E"
DS: "DS"
Princess E :"DS? Is that your first name or your last name?"