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Probably to easy...
M:What are your qualifications?
OM:Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Different movie
S:El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
E:You want me to shoot the cook?
S:No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway.
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Yep. And the first one? Another hint:
Old man: "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late.
[The other man takes a bite]
Old man: Too late."
"Look into the eyes of the dragon, and despair!"
Probably to easy...
M:What are your qualifications?
OM:Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Beetlejuice.
Here is one:
"I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious. "
Is that from Mr. Mom?Probably to easy...
M:What are your qualifications?
OM:Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
Beetlejuice.
Here is one:
"I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious. "
That is correct.
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How about:
"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate."
I'm going with the Devils Advocate
C: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...
and to make it easy.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Young Guns
P "Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose."
L "You're on."
P "All right, kid, take your time." [Spaulding picks his nose]
L "Double or nothing he eats it."
P " Your on" "Don't do it, kid!" [Spaulding eats it]
P "That kid will eat anything!"
L "He was hungry"
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How about:
"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate."
I'm going with the Devils Advocate
Young GunsC: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...
and to make it easy.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
El correcto!
"I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto. "
P "Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose."
L "You're on."
P "All right, kid, take your time." [Spaulding picks his nose]
L "Double or nothing he eats it."
P " Your on" "Don't do it, kid!" [Spaulding eats it]
P "That kid will eat anything!"
L "He was hungry"
Ive sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber, didnt want to do it, felt I...owed it to them.
How bout a Fresca?
My last few quotes were from the movie GO. Pretty cool flick with some early work by a LOT of character actors that got lost in the post-Tarantino world.
How about these death scenes:
1 Look at me, (character name). Its all for you! GAAAAK
2 Jesus wept. KERSPLODE
3 Life's a piece of s+%+ when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke its true
4 guy - Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully - That's right! You did!
guy - I lied.
DROPSPLAT!
My last few quotes were from the movie GO. Pretty cool flick with some early work by a LOT of character actors that got lost in the post-Tarantino world.
How about these death scenes:
1 Look at me, (character name). Its all for you! GAAAAK
2 Jesus wept. KERSPLODE
3 Life's a piece of s@%@ when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke its true4 guy - Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully - That's right! You did!
guy - I lied.
DROPSPLAT!
#1 The Omen?
#2 Pinhead?
Ok I remember this quote but can't place it...it is driving me nuts.Abbreviations by type instead of name.
Pe: "I-I scarred you for life!"
Pa: "That's the thing, [name]. Scars heal."
Pe: "No they don't, you idiot. Wounds heal."
Pa: "Oh, yeah. Well, what do scars do... fade, I guess?"
Pe: "I don't care what scars do!"
Hah! I hate that feeling.
Let me give you another hint. (If you still can't get it, check one or more of the spoilers for an extended version of this scene. I had to look up some of it to get it right.)
Same abbreviation scheme as the above.
Go: "Are you certain it is [give away] that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, [name]!"
Pe: "A trivial sacrifice. When all of [place] is my reward." <pokes a burning poker into a map that goes up in flames>
Go: "Then will you be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?"
Pe: "It's a start. I was also thinking of converting the basement into a dungeon."
Go: "The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness."
Pe: "And why on earth would I do that?"
Go: "So your parents can rest in peace."
Pe: "My parents hated me. Do you understand? They- they wronged me... and I will make it right!"
Pe: "The dead exist in the past. I must attend to the future. Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me."
Go: "Goodbye, [name]. I wish you happiness."
Pe: "Happiness must be taken. And I will take what is rightfully mine."
I chose both of these sets of quotes as they are powerful moments that you might not necessarily have expected from a film such as this - but there are many more! It's a great movie!
My last few quotes were from the movie GO. Pretty cool flick with some early work by a LOT of character actors that got lost in the post-Tarantino world.
How about these death scenes:
1 Look at me, (character name). Its all for you! GAAAAK
2 Jesus wept. KERSPLODE
3 Life's a piece of s@%@ when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke its true4 guy - Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully - That's right! You did!
guy - I lied.
DROPSPLAT!#1 The Omen?
#2 Pinhead?
#4 Commando
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Ok I remember this quote but can't place it...it is driving me nuts.Abbreviations by type instead of name.
Pe: "I-I scarred you for life!"
Pa: "That's the thing, [name]. Scars heal."
Pe: "No they don't, you idiot. Wounds heal."
Pa: "Oh, yeah. Well, what do scars do... fade, I guess?"
Pe: "I don't care what scars do!"Hah! I hate that feeling.
Let me give you another hint. (If you still can't get it, check one or more of the spoilers for an extended version of this scene. I had to look up some of it to get it right.)
Same abbreviation scheme as the above.
** spoiler omitted **
Go: "The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness."
Pe: "And why on earth would I do that?"
Go: "So your parents can rest in peace."
Pe: "My parents hated me. Do you understand? They- they wronged me... and I will make it right!"
** spoiler omitted **
I chose both of these sets of quotes as they are powerful moments that you might not necessarily have expected from a film such as this -...
I want to say Kung Fu Panda 2.
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1 Look at me, (character name). Its all for you! GAAAAK#1 The Omen?
yes
2 Jesus wept. KERSPLODE#2 Pinhead?
well, yes, Hellraiser is the name of the movie though :)
#4 Commando4 guy - Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully - That's right! You did!
guy - I lied.
DROPSPLAT!
yep!
no guesses on this one?
3 Life's a piece of s@%@ when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke its true
[tangent]
Pah or Pao Zhaan or something. She was definitely a favorite, but the makeup was apparently reacting badly with her skin.Zhaan, Crichton and Aeryn Sun (and Pilot, of the 'muppets') were my favorites, and everyone else, kind of 'meh.'
As for Highlander, yes. There can be only one. I liked the series, for the most part, but am much happier in my own little world where there was only one Highlander movie, ever. Also only two Alien movies, and no 'Chronicles of Riddick' sequel to Pitch Black, and only a couple Predator movies, and only the one Crow movie, and only one Prophecy movie, and Stargate Universe kept going for four seasons and the Battlestar Galactica reboot died in pre-production...
Really, it's more of an Alternate Universe I'm in, at this point, and I'm on a barge in the middle of de Nile, in sun god robes, with thousands of people screaming and throwing tiny pickles at me.
[/tangent]And that's my movie quote.
"Are you on top of a pyramid, in sun god robes, and thousands of people are screaming and throwing tiny pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
I loved Alien Vs. Predator(first one anyway) and Predators both. I loved the Aliens novels/comics and enjoyed keeping the fandom alive while people were breaking their VHS tapes watching the same damn scene over and over and over and over... Sorry, I'm a bit defensive on this one.
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3 Life's a piece of s@%@ when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke its true
*smiles* From memory then:
"WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS DONE FOR US???!!!???"
and
"No, we're the Judean People's Front."
"Where's the People's Front of Judea?"
"He's over there... SPLITTER!!!"
and
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME!!!"
"WE DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW YOU!!!"
"YOU ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!!"
"YES!!! WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!!"
"...I'm not..."
One of the best. =)
I want to say Kung Fu Panda 2.
This is correct. :)
Here is one...
O#1: [repeating through megaphone] "The one with the rifle shoots!"
O#2: [handing out rifles] "One out of two gets rifle."
O#1: "The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
Here is one...
O#1: [repeating through megaphone] "The one with the rifle shoots!"
O#2: [handing out rifles] "One out of two gets rifle."
O#1: "The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
Enemy at the Gates
"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."
And
"You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!"
Caddyshack?
Yep. And the first one? Another hint:
Old man: "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late.
[The other man takes a bite]
Old man: Too late."
EXCALIBUR
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Caddyshack?"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."
And
"You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!"
Not even close. Here are a couple more from the same movie:
"You're listening to K-LOST, home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is, who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my way, baby."
And
"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"
I'm assuming Fallout New Vegas but only because it reminds me of Fallout 3's Three Dog radio host. But this is for movies and such.....so I'm probably wrong.
Caddyshack?"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."
And
"You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!"
Not even close. Here are a couple more from the same movie:
"You're listening to K-LOST, home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is, who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my way, baby."
And
"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"
SIX STRING SAMURAI.
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SIX STRING SAMURAI.Caddyshack?"You ever try a pink golf ball, Wally? Why, the wind shear alone on a pink golf ball can take the head off a 90-pound midget at over 300 yards."
And
"You have failed me for the last... nice shoes!"
Not even close. Here are a couple more from the same movie:
"You're listening to K-LOST, home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is, who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my way, baby."
And
"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"
Correctamundo.
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woohoo!! I was right...in the sense that I was wrong....
I loved Alien Vs. Predator(first one anyway) and Predators both. I loved the Aliens novels/comics and enjoyed keeping the fandom alive while people were breaking their VHS tapes watching the same damn scene over and over and over and over... Sorry, I'm a bit defensive on this one.[tangent]
Pah or Pao Zhaan or something. She was definitely a favorite, but the makeup was apparently reacting badly with her skin.Zhaan, Crichton and Aeryn Sun (and Pilot, of the 'muppets') were my favorites, and everyone else, kind of 'meh.'
As for Highlander, yes. There can be only one. I liked the series, for the most part, but am much happier in my own little world where there was only one Highlander movie, ever. Also only two Alien movies, and no 'Chronicles of Riddick' sequel to Pitch Black, and only a couple Predator movies, and only the one Crow movie, and only one Prophecy movie, and Stargate Universe kept going for four seasons and the Battlestar Galactica reboot died in pre-production...
Really, it's more of an Alternate Universe I'm in, at this point, and I'm on a barge in the middle of de Nile, in sun god robes, with thousands of people screaming and throwing tiny pickles at me.
[/tangent]And that's my movie quote.
"Are you on top of a pyramid, in sun god robes, and thousands of people are screaming and throwing tiny pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
Okay so YOURE the other person that like PREDATORS! Hey Neighbor!!
Yeah I cant hang with you on either of the Alien Vs. Predator movies though...
Guy listening to and commenting on a News Interview where a politician is talking about diarrhea in 3rd world countries (IIRC):
"This is the minister of international development here, he should be talking about... food parcels... not... f**king, arse-spraying mayhem!"
From the same movie as above:
Guy 2: Right, I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet. Be gentle with them.
Guy 1: Oh, you know me, ****. Kid gloves... but made from real kids.
lol havok 8! :)
Heres the thing...
Its the Catalina f*&*ing Wine Mixer
Enemy at the GatesHere is one...
O#1: [repeating through megaphone] "The one with the rifle shoots!"
O#2: [handing out rifles] "One out of two gets rifle."
O#1: "The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"
That is correct.
Here are some more....
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "
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"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."
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"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol. "
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Soapdish, or as we say in Ausrtia, Kopfgeschlagen.
Yes, indeed, great movie!
Another one;
"Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations."
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Here are some more....
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. "
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"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep on getting fewer."
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"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol. "
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The 1st and 3rd are oldies:
1st: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. One of the best Westerns of all time (IMO of course). Big influence on me and my Gamma World game. If I am ever in a creative slump, I throw that on and it helps to get me out of that slump.
3rd: Patton. Excellent movie
Don't know the 2nd.
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Soapdish, or as we say in Ausrtia, Kopfgeschlagen.Yes, indeed, great movie!
Another one;
"Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations."
The Labyrinth.