The Purity of Violence |
Here's another one:
Man 1: "This looks like an interseting game."
Man 2: "It's not a game. It's ****'s test for unfaithful wives."
Man 1: "Oh. Is she an unfaithful wife?"
Man 2: "Ask ****."
****: "Her husband says she is."
Man 1: "Who's he?"
****: "He's the one throwing the axes."
Man 1: "If she's innocent?"
Man 2: "Then her husband will succeed, the braids will be cut."
Man 1: "Suppose his misses the braids and hits her?"
Man 2: "Well then she's guilty."
Man 1: "Suppose, he misses both the girl and the braids?"
Man 2: "Three misses and we drown him"
Its The Vikings. Man 1 is that boring English traitor earl or whatever, Man 2 is Ernest Borgnine as Ragnar, **** is Kirk Douglas and yes the wife has been unfaithful. Tony Curtis is off in the crab pool, haven't sicked his falcon onto Kirk's face. Janet Leigh is still in Northumbria in wearing that weird 9th century bra. I love that movie. Visited Fort la Latte the first time I went to France. Going to watch it now.
Unruly |
Sebastrd wrote:For me that's true anymore. They used to have some better stuff, but, alas, it has long gone. :/Unruly wrote:I'm not a fan of most of the stuff on Adult Swim. Robot Chicken is amazing, but I just don't find the rest of it all that funny.Negative. Wrong network. Well, sorta. The network that the show airs on does play reruns of Family Guy. But those two quotes are from the same show, just different episodes. One of my favorite shows, but sadly they're REALLY slow on getting new seasons out, and the latest season was a bit of a letdown. It was a lot shorter in terms of the number of episodes, and it just wasn't as good as the seasons before it overall.
The guy who guessed Robot Chicken for the first two(Imbicatus) was correct! So between knowing that the second show airs on the same network as Robot Chicken and the other clues I've given, it should become slightly more obvious.
I'm in mostly the same boat. The fact that it's largely turned into the Seth McFarlane block and airs 3 hours of Family Guy/American Dad reruns for every half hour of original stuff drives me nuts. I cut my cable, so I haven't actually watched it regularly in years, but even when I did it was going downhill with all sorts of crap-ass live action shows like Delocated and Tim and Eric.
Now the only things I watch from Adult Swim are Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, and The Venture Bros. And I only do that through buying the DVDs or, in the case of Venture Bros, asking my sister to DVR the new episodes, watching them at her house when she has me babysit her kids, and then buying the DVDs when they come out.
And since no one guessed it, those last two quotes were from The Venture Bros. If you haven't watched it, I recommend it. The first season is good and does a good job of setting up the show for greatness, but the second and third seasons are where they really found their legs. Season 4 is also pretty darn good. Season 5 took way too long to come out, was shorter than the other seasons, and the writing has started to slip, I think. I'm holding out hope for Season 6, but it isn't set to show up until next year.
Tacticslion |
Hint for first quote: It has Richard Boone. Also I misspelled the name, it's 'Bunta'.
Yeah, I dunno. I already admitted it, and looked it up, so... I'm leaving this to someone else!
The other one you quoted was 13th Warrior.
You are completely off on the second quote. It's an older movie. 1950's to be precise.
Really? I could have sworn it was 13th Warrior.
Its The Vikings. Man 1 is that boring English traitor earl or whatever, Man 2 is Ernest Borgnine as Ragnar, **** is Kirk Douglas and yes the wife has been unfaithful. Tony Curtis is off in the crab pool, haven't sicked his falcon onto Kirk's face. Janet Leigh is still in Northumbria in wearing that weird 9th century bra. I love that movie. Visited Fort la Latte the first time I went to France. Going to watch it now.
... huh. That is so weird. I must have misplaced my "viking stories" or something. Was there at all a scene like that in 13th Warrior? Or did I just really confuse the two that badly? Weird. Thanks TPoV.
"Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?"
"Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being; I'm not entirely dim..."
Time Bandits. This time I'm certain. :D
Great Movie.SB 'A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?'
R "Exactly!"
Totally Mortal Kombat; Sonya and Raiden, I think? (I only think it's Sonya due to the initial "S", though I could be wrong about that.)
John Kretzer |
Here's another one:
Man 1: "This looks like an interseting game."
Man 2: "It's not a game. It's ****'s test for unfaithful wives."
Man 1: "Oh. Is she an unfaithful wife?"
Man 2: "Ask ****."
****: "Her husband says she is."
Man 1: "Who's he?"
****: "He's the one throwing the axes."
Man 1: "If she's innocent?"
Man 2: "Then her husband will succeed, the braids will be cut."
Man 1: "Suppose his misses the braids and hits her?"
Man 2: "Well then she's guilty."
Man 1: "Suppose, he misses both the girl and the braids?"
Man 2: "Three misses and we drown him"
The Vikings
Auxmaulous |
Q- How do I get to the Holy Land?
A- you go to where the men speak Italian. Then you keep going.
I have this movie - Legolas says the A part - have to get up and look.
lol, found it on my shelf right next to the Shatner classic - Kingdom of the Spiders.
Kingdom of Heaven
Yes, I have some terrible movies.
Sebastrd |
I'm in mostly the same boat. The fact that it's largely turned into the Seth McFarlane block and airs 3 hours of Family Guy/American Dad reruns for every half hour of original stuff drives me nuts. I cut my cable, so I haven't actually watched it regularly in years, but even when I did it was going downhill with all sorts of crap-ass live action shows like Delocated and Tim and Eric.
Now the only things I watch from Adult Swim are Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, and The Venture Bros. And I only do that through buying the DVDs or, in the case of Venture Bros, asking my sister to DVR the new episodes, watching them at her house when she has me babysit her kids, and then buying the DVDs when they come out.
And since no one guessed it, those last two quotes were from The Venture Bros. If you haven't watched it, I recommend it. The first season is good and does a good job of setting up the show for greatness, but the second and third seasons are where they really found their legs. Season 4 is also pretty darn good. Season 5 took way too long to come out,...
Robot Chicken (Season 1) and Venture Bros are both on Netflix instant play.
RainyDayNinja RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16 |
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Unruly |
Alright, here's a fairly easy one (at least I think it is):
Man 1: You taught my everything you know.
Man 2: Almost everything. Now remember, ********, you fight great, but I'm a Great Fighter.
Man 1 (slightly muffled): You wanna ring the bell?
Man 2 (also muffled): Alright. Ding, ding.
One of the Rocky movies. I wanna say 3, when Rocky and Apollo are training together. Man 1 is Rocky, Man 2 is Apollo Creed.
EDIT: It's not during training, it's at the very end of the movie.
Fallen_Mage |
Fallen_Mage wrote:Alright, here's a fairly easy one (at least I think it is):
Man 1: You taught my everything you know.
Man 2: Almost everything. Now remember, ********, you fight great, but I'm a Great Fighter.
Man 1 (slightly muffled): You wanna ring the bell?
Man 2 (also muffled): Alright. Ding, ding.
One of the Rocky movies. I wanna say 3, when Rocky and Apollo are training together. Man 1 is Rocky, Man 2 is Apollo Creed.
EDIT: It's not during training, it's at the very end of the movie.
Correct-a-mundo
Let's try this one:
Man 1: So you want to hear the story of my life?
Man 2: Yes, that's what I do. I'm a collector of lives.
Man 1: You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story.
Man 2: That's okay I've bag full of tape. This where you live?
Man 1: No, just a room.
(This should be real easy.)
John Kretzer |
Correct-a-mundo
Let's try this one:
Man 1: So you want to hear the story of my life?
Man 2: Yes, that's what I do. I'm a collector of lives.
Man 1: You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story.
Man 2: That's okay I've bag full of tape. This where you live?
Man 1: No, just a room.
(This should be real easy.)
Interview with a Vampire (?)
Fallen_Mage |
Alright, try this one:
Man 1: Do you see that rock?
Man 2: Yes.
Man 1: No thrower has ever reached it.
Man 2: And the contest to hit it or pass it?
*Gathered crowd laughs*
Man 1: You'll be lucky if you get half way, now come on.
Man 2: No ********, I've never thrown a discus before. I'd like to see how it's done.
Man 1: Alright.
*Man 1 winds up and throws discus with full force, hitting the rock dead center.*
*Man 2 hands man 1 his parcel, steps forward, and tosses discus like a frisbee. Discus skips across the water, strikes the rock, then flies over it.*
*Man 1 stands there, dumbfounded.*
Black Dougal |
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school"
Black Dougal |
"Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. "
Imbicatus |
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off. There is an analysis floating around the interwebz that the entirety of Ferris Bueller's Day Off was taking place in the imagination of Cameron. The whole thing was a fever dream brought on by being sick and his hatred of his life and the rules of his father. He invented Ferris to give himself the courage to rebel. The only thing that was real was when he wrecked the Ferrari.
Fallen_Mage |
Incredibly easy (because I'm old). Jason and the Argonauts. ;)
Old has nothing to do with it, a classic is a classic regardless of age. Hell, it's my favorite Harryhausen movie of all time. And I'm only 29.
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Here's another classic:
R: I am monitored to admit no one at this hour.
D: Well that sounded final.
C: Maybe if we reason with him.
(D and C reach for their sidearms.)
R: My beams are focused on you blasters gentlemen.
(Sidelong glance at each other, then attempt to draw anyway, only to have their weapons disabled.)
D: Doesn't he have a rule about wringing our little necks for us?
R: That is correct sir, yet I am monitored to admit no one.
Black Dougal |
z: "We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us? "
m: "Why not? Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror. "
ShinHakkaider |
"Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. "
Cant Hardly Wait.
ShinHakkaider |
z: "We are only interested in friendship. Why do you attack us? "
m: "Why not? Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror. "
Flash Gordon!
drunken_nomad |
Guess no one knows what mine was, I am half surprised and half expecting it. It is old but a classic. :)
Is it "To Kill a Mockingbird"? Sounds like Atticus. I was thinking of using a line from that one. Probably the 'Cmon out Boo' or the 'theres just one kind of folks' one. That movie is on my 'about me' page. Love it. Both Tom Robinson and Bob Ewell are so powerful as innocence and guilt in that courtroom.
Dark_Mistress |
Dark_Mistress wrote:Guess no one knows what mine was, I am half surprised and half expecting it. It is old but a classic. :)Is it "To Kill a Mockingbird"? Sounds like Atticus. I was thinking of using a line from that one. Probably the 'Cmon out Boo' or the 'theres just one kind of folks' one. That movie is on my 'about me' page. Love it. Both Tom Robinson and Bob Ewell are so powerful as innocence and guilt in that courtroom.
You are correct, it was one of the few books I had to read in school I liked so i rented the movie once.
drunken_nomad |
Black Dougal wrote:"Witness Exhibit A: My 8th Grade science project - a working rain forest. Mike Dexter threw it out a third story window. It rains here no more. Witness Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? I know no one else has. Well gentlemen, tonight, Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. "Cant Hardly Wait.
Mike Dexter grows up to become the head of the sparkly vampires.
I like this movie anyway.
drunken_nomad |
Same here. Only other one was 'Silas Marner', with the Ben Kingsley version we were allowed to see after we finished the book. The rest of them...'Wuthering Heights' 'Scarlet Letter' and whatever else there were, never had an impact on me...though now that Im remembering we had a short story about 2 men eating HOT peppers that I remember being veryvery good.
EDIT: heres a link ot that short story, Grains of Paradise
Jaelithe |
Jaelithe wrote:Incredibly easy (because I'm old). Jason and the Argonauts. ;)Old has nothing to do with it, a classic is a classic regardless of age. Hell, it's my favorite Harryhausen movie of all time. And I'm only 29.
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Here's another classic:
R: I am monitored to admit no one at this hour.
D: Well that sounded final.
C: Maybe if we reason with him.
(D and C reach for their sidearms.)
R: My beams are focused on you blasters gentlemen.
(Sidelong glance at each other, then attempt to draw anyway, only to have their weapons disabled.)
D: Doesn't he have a rule about wringing our little necks for us?
R: That is correct sir, yet I am monitored to admit no one.
Forbidden Planet, the proto-Star Trek.
Fallen_Mage |
*re-posted from earlier*
[Man explaining what happened on the previous expedition]
Man: We were all out in the jeep, suddenly we a sand storm came up and we headed back. We were almost back to the ship when Cartwright, just disappeared. One minute he was there, the next minute he was gone. Like something just plucked him out of the jeep, like candy out of a box. We heard a strange sort of sound. Then we saw a dark shape coming towards the jeep, we started shooting at it. A few moments later, Cutter and all the rest were gone. I was the only one that made it back to the ship. When the sand storm let up, I went out to look for them. There wasn't a sign of them.
Woman: Then how do you explain the bullet hole in the skull?
Man: Well we were all shooting at this, thing, I guess who ever got the bullet was lucky.
For everyone else, and easy one:
They say ***** was made by a sword. They say the old gods dipped a coral blade into the ocean, and when they pulled it out four perfect drops fell back into the sea, and those drops became the islands of *****. I say, ***** was made by a handful of brave men. Warriors, willing to give their lives for what seems to have become a forgotten word: honor.
Rudolf |
limsk wrote:"Pull my finger..."Mystery Men?
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
"And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?"
"I don't remember telling you to do that..."
Watermelon on my feet... That's definitely Mystery Men
Jaelithe |
Three wishes I grant you, big wishes or small. But you make a fourth, and you lose them all.
I don't know what movie that is. It almost sounds like a translation from The Thousand Nights and One Night ... but that ain't a movie.
[Edit: Wait ... it's not Aladdin or The Thief of Baghdad, is it?]