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"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you, I just had it stuffed."One of the Naked Gun movies. I haven't seen them, so I don't know which.
First one, said to Priscilla Presley, IIRC.
"The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone."
"Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!"
"Probably some Chicken-livered pipsqueak that built a reputation scaring old women and children."
*Turns around to see a cutless pointed at his chest.*
"Chicken-livered pipsqueak is it? A remark, spoke slighted like that, could raise a man's blood now. Could it not?"
"Been on the road since five o'clock this morning, nothing to eat, and Ms. Stowcroft gassed me up with Pirate stories, I'm just tired. Boy am I tired. I don't think you're real, I don't think that sword is real, and I'm going to walk right through it and go to bed!"
"Try it, mate."
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"It's a giant...MAID!"
"May the shwartz be with you"
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"It's a giant...MAID!"
"May the shwartz be with you"
Spaceballs :)
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"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you, I just had it stuffed."One of the Naked Gun movies. I haven't seen them, so I don't know which.
First one, said to Priscilla Presley, IIRC.
"The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone."
"Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!"
Airplane
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"Apology accepted, Captain Needa"
Should I answer or should I not, Black Dougal? It almost feels like cheating...
I kept it short because it's a classic scene of one of the best movies of all time..and a certain amount of the geek population likely has much of the dialog memorized line by line.
But lets see if someone else can get it.
~sigh~ no one even tried my last quote... must be no one here likes romantic comedies.
How about an easy one then:
"Just find out what the blue monkeys want!"
~sigh~ no one even tried my last quote... must be no one here likes romantic comedies.
Don't feel bad. I posted two quotes early in the thread, and as far as I know, all I got was a couple 'no idea' responses.
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa"
Empire Strikes Back
Ok now one that might be a bit harder:
"Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that."
"Oh, yes, they f$~*ing do."
Bridget Jones' Diary
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"Twelve years, and you don't know what it does?"
"I didn't say that. I said I didn't know what it was for. What it's suppose to do is, create a light source equal to the intensity of the sun."
"How will that be useful?"
"Well you can blind your enemy, parbroil a herd of charging Wildabeast, use your imagination."
"Better yet Carl, I'll use yours, because you're coming with me."
"Oh to hell I am."
"You cursed? Not very well mind you, but you're a Monk, you're not suppose to curse."
"Actually I'm just a Friar, I can curse all I want. Damn it."
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"Twelve years, and you don't know what it does?"
"I didn't say that. I said I didn't know what it was for. What it's suppose to do is, create a light source equal to the intensity of the sun."
"How will that be useful?"
"Well you can blind your enemy, parbroil a herd of charging Wildabeast, use your imagination."
"Better yet Carl, I'll use yours, because you're coming with me."
"Oh to hell I am."
"You cursed? Not very well mind you, but you're a Monk, you're not suppose to curse."
"Actually I'm just a Friar, I can curse all I want. Damn it."
Van Helsing
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The above reminds me:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
2001, a space odyssey
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"That was pillow talk, baby..."
"This is bad comedy."
Two different movies....
"That was pillow talk, baby..."
Ash truly is magnificent. (It's Army of Darkness)
"This is bad comedy."
Megatron's other form... I'm afraid I don't recall... from the Transformers movie (the animated one).
To make another movie quote, and describe the above (as well as the movie quote I'm about to make), "All too easy..."
Hint: it's already appeared on this thread, like, a bajillion times. :)
Bridget Jones' DiaryOk now one that might be a bit harder:
"Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that."
"Oh, yes, they f$~*ing do."
Yay! You got it.
Is that Avatar?"Just find out what the blue monkeys want!"
Yep it was Avatar. I figured the "blue" would give it away.
"That was pillow talk, baby..."Ash truly is magnificent. (It's Army of Darkness)
"This is bad comedy."Megatron's other form... I'm afraid I don't recall... from the Transformers movie (the animated one).
To make another movie quote, and describe the above (as well as the movie quote I'm about to make), "All too easy..."
Hint: it's already appeared on this thread, like, a bajillion times. :)
"Perhaps you are not as powerful as the emperor feared.."
"Doog, where's my car? "
"Where's his car, dude? "
"That was pillow talk, baby..."Ash truly is magnificent. (It's Army of Darkness)
"This is bad comedy."Megatron's other form... I'm afraid I don't recall... from the Transformers movie (the animated one).
To make another movie quote, and describe the above (as well as the movie quote I'm about to make), "All too easy..."
Hint: it's already appeared on this thread, like, a bajillion times. :)
Ding ding ding!
"Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard again."
"Oh you know dogs, they go where ever they want."
"Unless their dead. Aha ha ha. I'm kidding. Although it is true."
"Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard again."
"Oh you know dogs, they go where ever they want."
"Unless their dead. Aha ha ha. I'm kidding. Although it is true."
Despicable me!!!
Despicable me!!!"Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard again."
"Oh you know dogs, they go where ever they want."
"Unless their dead. Aha ha ha. I'm kidding. Although it is true."
or "The Burbs"
...where you goin Pinocchio?...
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"Be still for God's sake! You'll tip us over. "
" So? "
" I cannot swim you Spanish peacock. "
"I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian. "
"You said you were from Spain! You're a liar! "
"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential. Now, get out! "
Highlander!
(Clearly the only film that would-be franchise ever created.)
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Of course. I mean, how could you follow that up without making a failed movie? Of course nobody would be stupid enough to try.
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I liked the Highlander TV series if that counts?
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This is from a TV show ( if you look at the very first post TV shows are allowed...to be fair though I'll give three quotes from the TV show...to help nattow it down)
Quote 1:
D: "The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world."
J: "What's the good news?"
D: "C***** and I are having fantastic sex."
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Quote 2:
"Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of....little yellow bolts of light!"
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Quote 3:
"God-like aliens. Boy, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll take a critter over a god-like alien any time..."
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All three quotes are from the same TV show...I guess for a bonus if you can name the particulr epsisodes.
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The only quote I remember is the first one. That was a fun episode.
Unfortunately I couldn't begin to name the Farscape episode title... I am not sure I ever knew the episode title.
I'm actually with Aranna (he spent almost the entire episode as a statue-head, humorously enough*), though once I read Set's note, I actually started to remember the "bolts of light" comment - from one of the first episodes, actually - probably the very first one, though its possible that it was from the second (I'm counting parts one and two as two different episodes here; I'm reasonably certain that it was in two parts, though I could be wrong).
Was the god-like aliens quote from the one that Crichton got twinned? Or the one where priest-plant-lady (who's name escapes me at the moment, sadly - it's been far too long**) fought the sun-alien-thing that made her... er... uh... "feel awesome" all the time because she's a plant and they were in the middle of two or three suns? Or was it something else? I vaguely recall the line, but that might just be my imagination filling in the details.
* Farscape was always crazy, but... it got progressively weirder (but not less awesome!) as time went on.
** I was really sad when she left. She was probably my favorite character on the show while she was present.
I liked the Highlander TV series if that counts?
Full disclosure: I actually liked the tv series (what of I saw) as well. I even somewhat like the third movie and... to a point... the fourth movie.
The third movie was... okay... and it had an interesting plot, but full explanations were lacking for some plot elements, and, sadly, Conner had precious little to do other than TRAINING MONTAGE (or, rather, reforging montage), which made it less powerful later, because the stakes were somehow smaller. It was basically, "Here's the first movie all over again, mostly!" which, while nice, wasn't really as powerful as a result. (Also, I think, it was lacking the Queen sound track, which made it less rockin'.)
The fourth movie (the cross-over one) was... also okay... and, for what it was attempting (reconciling the two chronologies and passing the torch), I thought it performed relatively admirably. It wasn't a good movie, however, and, while I like Duncan and the series, I liked Conner and the first movie much more. The fact that this eliminated both (effectively retconning the original ending out of existence) was... extremely disappointing, to say the least. Still, for what it attempted, as I said, it performed relatively admirably. It had some really neat ideas about combining the two histories, and I enjoyed seeing Conner in the role Ramirez had performed for him earlier. Villain was really stupid, though that does, to be fair, kind of fit with the Highlander stuff in general.
The fifth was the worst. I don't know what it was called, but just ugh. "Highlanders in space," or something, I don't know.
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Pah or Pao Zhaan or something. She was definitely a favorite, but the makeup was apparently reacting badly with her skin.
Zhaan, Crichton and Aeryn Sun (and Pilot, of the 'muppets') were my favorites, and everyone else, kind of 'meh.'
As for Highlander, yes. There can be only one. I liked the series, for the most part, but am much happier in my own little world where there was only one Highlander movie, ever. Also only two Alien movies, and no 'Chronicles of Riddick' sequel to Pitch Black, and only a couple Predator movies, and only the one Crow movie, and only one Prophecy movie, and Stargate Universe kept going for four seasons and the Battlestar Galactica reboot died in pre-production...
Really, it's more of an Alternate Universe I'm in, at this point, and I'm on a barge in the middle of de Nile, in sun god robes, with thousands of people screaming and throwing tiny pickles at me.
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And that's my movie quote.
"Are you on top of a pyramid, in sun god robes, and thousands of people are screaming and throwing tiny pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Real Genius.
Farscape is correct.
Even more so than his fun character in Willow, Real Genius seems like Val Kilmer's most fun quotable role.
From another movie;
"It can't rain all the time."
I know this likely isn't right, but Sleepless in Seattle?
From another movie;
"It can't rain all the time."
The Crow (the Brandon Lee one)
Noah!