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What in the heck was that?


STREET CLEANING DAY.

Just count your blessings and be glad you made it through alive. Next time, we may not be so lucky.


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Gary Teter wrote:
What in the heck was that?

Cosmo!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Can I go home now?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Gary Teter wrote:
Can I go home now?

Yes please!

Silver Crusade

Don't suppose you'd mind fixing the site before you locked up? Pretty please?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

What is the appropriate ratio between time spent practicing for a competition and the time spent participating in the competition? Do you recommend a scaling value based on the duration of the competition? Does the ratio change with the expected prize value(s)?


Roughly 3:1

No. [Training is a permanent regime of improvement.]

No. [Training is devoid of inducement related maximization. Either you are in it to succeed or to get better. You don't try harder because there is ice cream at the end of it.]


Oceanshieldwolf wrote:
You don't try harder because there is ice cream at the end of it.

Speak for yourself!


Gary Teter wrote:
Does the gravel quarry employ a street sweeper to gather up strays because hey free gravel?

No. The economics of gravel is such that you can only make money out of it by shifting LARGE quantities a fairly short distance. This is because gravel is common, inherently pretty worthless and heavy. Much of the price you pay is associated with transport, not the gravel itself, per se.

Now, at the other end of the spectrum, you have gem-quality diamonds! Diamonds are pretty rare, inherently very valuable and virtually weightless.

It makes sense to employ reliable, security cleared street sweepers to ensure you don't lose any ... and gem-diamond plants do!

A friend of mine visited a diamond plant not located in North America recently. He crossed the secure compound that the diamonds are transported through with a guide. The guide told him, if you drop a pencil or something, don't pick it up! If you do, the armed guards might think you're picking up a stray diamond and shoot you.

Such an occurence is fairly uncommon in gravel pits.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

What is the best 3D printer for creating acoustic lenses and waveguides?


and then you, ...

but that's what,...

and then I, ...

Hey! is that a serious question? you threw me off.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Is it ok to infringe a patent in the privacy of my own home?


just make sure you read AND UNDERSTAND all the safety warnings, cause, you know there's only so much lidocaine lying arround

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

How many times per day should I be checking the tracking URL for my package?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Gary Teter wrote:
How many times per day should I be checking the tracking URL for my package?

Twice. Once in the morning and once in the evening. Once it says "out for delivery" then you can check it more often.


Gary Teter wrote:
Is it ok to infringe a patent in the privacy of my own home?

You'll eventually go blind doing that.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

How do I get my Apple TV to show me the bitrate and audio format as part of its standard "now playing" display?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

If I had enough really extraordinarily good speakers and access to an improbable amount of DSP computing power, could I make a knob that lets me twiddle the size of the soundstage from trio to hall size in a holodeck-believable way? Could make it so I don't need the knob because it can tell from the recording how big it should be?

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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I don't know what you just said.


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Possible NSFW Jay and Silent Bob movie quote

A better question is does it go up to 11?


Mythic JMD031 wrote:
A better question is does it go up to 11?

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Given the aforementioned ridiculous sound system, could you subtract the dishwasher from the room?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

What do they do with the stuff the street sweepers vacuum off the streets?

Silver Crusade

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Gary Teter wrote:
What do they do with the stuff the street sweepers vacuum off the streets?

Put it on other streets, thus ensuring job security.


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You're asking Dangerous Questions. The Sheriff's Secret Police may want to have a Word with you if you continue.


Gary Teter wrote:
Given the aforementioned ridiculous sound system, could you subtract the dishwasher from the room?

How mad will your wife/life partner get?


SnowJade wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Given the aforementioned ridiculous sound system, could you subtract the dishwasher from the room?
How mad will your wife/life partner get?

A sound system that can shift an appliance like a dishwasher out of phase is going to use too much power to get a good Energy Star rating. Also, it likely violates the Treaty of Algeron.


Cold fusion!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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Can you smoke coffee?


Gary Teter wrote:
Can you smoke coffee?

If you leave it on the heater for too long, yes.

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

There are e-cigs that have coffee flavor.


Server smoking yet Gary? =)

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Could you use DSP to add an appropriate head-related transfer function to recreate a stereo image through headphones that doesn't sound like it's in the middle of your head?


Gary Teter wrote:
Could you use DSP to add an appropriate head-related transfer function to recreate a stereo image through headphones that doesn't sound like it's in the middle of your head?

"Oxygene" - by Jean Michel Jarre

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Can I make a bookmarklet that walks the DOM recording current document state, serializes, hands off to server for recording for posterity and discussion?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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Would a toaster that uses flames be better than one that uses electrical elements?

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Yes.


Absolutely.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Is 80 dB too loud for an apartment living room? How about 95 dB? I am reasonably sure the cats have adequate shelter.


Just tell everyone it's a 737 landing a mile away.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Is Kevlar® proof against ghosts?

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Gary Teter wrote:
Is Kevlar® proof against ghosts?

For about 16k, it can be!

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Gary Teter wrote:
Is 80 dB too loud for an apartment living room? How about 95 dB? I am reasonably sure the cats have adequate shelter.

Just be sure put ear protection on the Tot first, don't want him deaf before he gets to enjoy his first live concert.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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Can I use my subwoofer and a calibrated microphone as a ground-penetrating sonar so I can see if the apartment below is really a giant aquarium?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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What is it with toddlers and repetition?

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Gary Teter wrote:
Can I use my subwoofer and a calibrated microphone as a ground-penetrating sonar so I can see if the apartment below is really a giant aquarium?

A simpler test might be to drill a hole in their outer wall and see if you get sprayed with water.


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Gary Teter wrote:
What is it with toddlers and repetition?

I dunno, but the brain centers responsible are also as quick to absorb verboten words as they are likely to ignore the word "No."


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Gary Teter wrote:
Can I use my subwoofer and a calibrated microphone as a ground-penetrating sonar so I can see if the apartment below is really a giant aquarium?

If you have the microphone, just listen for Willem Dafoe's, Brad Garrett's, Allison Janney's, or Stephen Root's voices.

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney...


Gary Teter wrote:
What is it with toddlers and repetition?

I think they like the sound of our voice.

also: it is not limited to toddlers - the same goes for kids & teenagers, but that is more due to very selective hearing

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