{eyes Play-Doh fearfully} Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
What does it mean when the Play-Doh is bigger than the container it came in after you're done playing with it?
That some of it is NOT play dough.
Can you find your toddler?
If it's quiet... be afraid.
{bravely decides to quietly panic and cower before the clearly dangerous XenoDoh}
{fails Will save against spell-like ability}
None. None at all.
*likewise fails save*
Why am I ensuring my toddler is wearing matching socks?
Because Mrs Teter said to.
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They are the ones hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
They are the ones hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in their hair
It's probably not Bigfoots/Bigfeet making the noises, unless they are spying on you as a means to get to Mr. Jacobs.
Unfortunately, it is much more likely to be a pack of Groening's ice weasels. Or possibly a grue.
It could also just be the cats playing with that weird fuzzy clump they found under the couch.
*waves*
Sasquatch is sneaking in, to gain access to the cat's litterbox.
If not sasquatch, then possibly a chupacabra. They can fit in little doggy doors.
It may be the new intern's corgi doge of Tindalos. "So wow, much corners."
Dvorak's NavCIS? :) Wow, I feel really old.
What was the code name for the NSA program dedicated to eavesdropping on CompuServe?
Swordfish
It's always Swordfish.
In a nod to old-sk00l gaming, it is actually called Bohemian Ear-spoon Fish.
I wonder how many of the people bothered by Greek fire in a setting that's not Earth have happily used Lucerne hammers.
What was the code name for the NSA program dedicated to eavesdropping on CompuServe?Swordfish
It's always Swordfish.
Unless it's Spearfish.
It's never Macefish, Axefish or Revolverfish.
Although, just once, it should be.
I know where you can find some revolverfish.
Is there a sniglet for the urge to tie the other shoe a few steps after tying the first?
No, but the condition is known a Secondary Desmomanic Compulsion. I'm afraid SDC is incurable.
In a nod to old-sk00l gaming, it is actually called Bohemian Ear-spoon Fish.Heh. Raise your hand if you ever had a cleric using a Lucerne hammer, under the assumption that it must be a bludgeoning weapon...
Ummm... it sure looks a bit like a bludgeoning weapon to me, after looking through a number of pics on the net. Admittedly, it has spikes as well, but I'd still be comfortable in calling it a bludgeoning weapon.
you're obviously bludgeoning people with a pointy object!
I wonder how many of the people bothered by Greek fire in a setting that's not Earth have happily used Lucerne hammers.
Couple of things.
This is a thread for Gary Teter's many poignant questions, not yours.
Also, Loch Lucerne, and it's monster, exist in many realities, whereas Greeks, and fire, only exist in a few.
Happily, we exist in a reality where fire is real.
Happily, we exist in a reality where fire is real.
Woo-hoo!
Say, Waterhammer, are you done with that book? {rubs flamethrower anxiously}
Is the Jell-O supposed to fizz like that?
If you just added the rabid dog to the mixture then yes. If after 4 minutes of submersion the fizzing persists throw out the batch and start over.
What is the slimy feel inside the cats' water dish?
Could it be jello after the fizzy carbonation has escaped?
What is the slimy feel inside the cats' water dish?
Dead Ooze the cat brought in. (Cats always brings in dead stuff).
What is the slimy feel inside the cats' water dish?
I can actually answer this one.
Backwash. It's a big old build-up of cat saliva.
Is there a sniglet for the urge to tie the other shoe a few steps after tying the first?
Dunno.
If it’s any consolation, I suffer from the same sniglet.
But, with support from family and friends I’ve learned to manage it … been clean for nearly 10 miles now, but I could still fall over with my very next step ...
What is the slimy feel inside the cats' water dish?
The cat is transforming her water dish in a cloning vessel?
or you have to train your kid to use the other potty...
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Karl Friedrich Louis Dobermann was a tax collector, so......probably yes.
Could a pack of highly trained Dobermans commit a robbery?
Only if they are named Dillinger, Bonnie, Clyde, Pretty Boy Floyd, Baby Face Nelson, and Ma Barker.
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Could a pack of highly trained Dobermans commit a robbery?Only if they are named Dillinger, Bonnie, Clyde, Pretty Boy Floyd, Baby Face Nelson, and Ma Barker.
Zania's Dobermans were named Dillinger and Capone. But she was an odd bird.
You don't want to know. You Really Don't Want To Know.