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Scarab Sages

Also affirmative! I'm starting to wonder if you lot are trying to suck up to me or something.


Only if you hire me Demon Queen.

In which case, Google also does a better visual representation of the data collected...and the unfiltered things are easier to look through!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

What kind of floater doesn't go away when you close an eye?

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Gary Teter wrote:
What kind of floater doesn't go away when you close an eye?

The kind you have to flush.

Silver Crusade

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Gary Teter wrote:
What kind of floater doesn't go away when you close an eye?

I'd tell you, but WotC has the licence...


Gary Teter wrote:
What kind of floater doesn't go away when you close an eye?

Pennywise?


Gary Teter wrote:
What kind of floater doesn't go away when you close an eye?

A flumph.


The kind that improves the flavor.


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Yes, you still owe me $20.


Or the kind that means you should call the cops.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Are oranges orange because they were orange when we found them, or did they become orange once we saw them?


Wait, wait, are you suggesting they are not orange if we are not looking at them, mind...blown.


This is one of those "tree falls in the forest" type questions ain't it?


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Puts orange on desk, takes inspection mirror out of drawer, fires up cell phone camera...will get to the bottom of this TODAY!

My Boss - "What are you doing now?"

Me - "I'm trying to find out if it is still an orange if I'm not looking at it."

My Boss - "You mean the fruit or the color?"

Me - "Wait, what?"

My Boss - "Do you mean is it still AN orange or is it still orange?"

Me - "Um, both, I think"

My Boss - "Well if it is not orange when you are not looking at it, it could still be an orange, and if it is not an orange it could still be orange, however if it is not orange nor an orange it is neither orange nor an orange, right. See that's why I make the big bucks."


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Gary Teter wrote:
Are oranges orange because they were orange when we found them, or did they become orange once we saw them?

We should ask Bill Waterson.


The main question is, why wasn't William of Orange a) actually orange or b) actually an orange? Why has history lied to us? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? Didn't they have tanning booths in the 1600s?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Does a chronic sleep debt lead to Alzheimer's in later life?

Silver Crusade

Gary Teter wrote:
Does a chronic sleep debt lead to Alzheimer's in later life?

No, just a higher dream mortgage.


No, it leads to insanity.


Mythic JMD031 wrote:
No, it leads to insanity.

When you say it like that, you make it sound like a bad thing.


Gary wrote:
Does a chronic sleep debt lead to Alzheimer's in later life?

I can't remember if it does?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
No, it leads to insanity.

When you say it like that, you make it sound like a bad thing.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Silver Crusade

Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
No, it leads to insanity.

When you say it like that, you make it sound like a bad thing.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Which is very interesting considering your line of work :3


Gary Teter wrote:
Does a chronic sleep debt lead to Alzheimer's in later life?

It's not yet fully understood.


this is freakin scary though.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this is freakin scary though.

Well, that explains the neon-purple foraminifera I've been dancing with.


SnowJade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
this is freakin scary though.
Well, that explains the neon-purple foraminifera I've been dancing with.

Come now, some of my best acquaintances are neon foraminifera.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

How much are the "plus taxes and fees" for your $100 per month "Simple Choice Plan"? Does "taxes approx. 6-28%" really mean 28%?


It probably means 628%, and they figured sticking a - in there would make it look better.


as I just discovered after canceling my cable service, the Mohu flat antenna is fricking awesome!

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Do these slippers really have a left and a right, or have I just been fooling myself?


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Do you have a left and right?!


Square feet = square boots.

There should be plush goblin bedroom slippers. That would be splendid.


Gary Teter wrote:
Do these slippers really have a left and a right, or have I just been fooling myself?

flip them both so they're facing the same way.


Gary Teter wrote:
Do these slippers really have a left and a right, or have I just been fooling myself?

Yes, but they are interchangeable so you don't get bored.


I think it's so we don't get bored watching him try to figure it out.

The Exchange

Gary Teter wrote:
How many words come from people's names? What would those words be if it had been someone else?

Jimmy: Use crow bar to pry open...

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Why do they prohibit changing lanes on that part of the bridge?


Ever since that one guy went over they've wanted to play it safe.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

Gary Teter wrote:
Why do they prohibit changing lanes on that part of the bridge?

They want you to pay attention to the stoplights warning the bridge will be opening or that it is open rather than getting distracted by changing lanes to pass someone.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

How much xylitol is it safe to eat?

Silver Crusade

Gary Teter wrote:
How much xylitol is it safe to eat?

When the butterflies stop talking to you, you've had too many.


Gary Teter wrote:
How much xylitol is it safe to eat?

None, none xylitol is safe to eat! Ah-ah-ah-ah! {cue thunder & lightning}

...Unless you are working on a bonnacon impression. Just make sure you fill out all the EPA paperwork and warn all neighbors living with 1000 yards.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

Wikipedia wrote:

Xylitol has no known toxicity in humans. In one study, the participants consumed a diet containing a monthly average of 1.5 kg of xylitol with a maximum daily intake of 430 g with no apparent ill effects. Like most sugar alcohols, it has a laxative effect because sugar alcohols are not fully broken down during digestion; albeit one-tenth the strength of sorbitol.[clarification needed] The effect depends upon the individual. In one study of 13 children, four experienced diarrhea when consuming over 65 grams per day. Studies have reported adaptation occurs after several weeks of consumption.

As with other sugar alcohols, with the exception of erythritol, consumption in excess of one's laxation threshold (the amount of sweetener that can be consumed before abdominal discomfort sets in) can result in temporary gastrointestinal side effects, such as bloating, flatulence, and diarrhea. Adaptation, an increase of the laxation threshold, occurs with regular intake. Xylitol has a lower laxation threshold than some sugar alcohols, but is more easily tolerated than others such as mannitol and sorbitol.

Xylitol - Safety


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
How much xylitol is it safe to eat?

None, none xylitol is safe to eat! Ah-ah-ah-ah! {cue thunder & lightning}

...Unless you are working on a bonnacon impression. Just make sure you fill out all the EPA paperwork and warn all neighbors living with 1000 yards.

I almost fell off my couch from laughing so hard.


*snort*

Scarab Sages

Gary Teter wrote:
How much xylitol is it safe to eat?

>0,1g...if you are a dog...


Uh, bonnacon? (Still catching up here. Could someone jog my memory?)


SnowJade wrote:
Uh, bonnacon? (Still catching up here. Could someone jog my memory?)

Bonnacon

Edit: If you'd like to throw one at your players, SupaBadgerStah! worked something similar up for the KQ site: Charnel Cow


Given that Pliny's description of the wildebeest adds up to a catoblepas, and his hyena is the leucrotta (and Gene Wolfe's alzabo), I'd bet this was an aurochs. I know Wiki says it may have been a bison, but given the description, I disagree.

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