*eats all the cabbages*
*is painfully cute*
Not my cabba-awwww it's adorable.
So, that happened.
Yes, yes it did...
You thought you'd dreamed it, maybe?
I know I've had days like that....
Why am I scooping the cat food out of the automatic feeder bin into the dish?
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Cats own you, not the other way around.
Seems like a good example of user error. Best get ahold of Tech Support. Or get your cat to RTFM...
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Gary Teter wrote: Why am I scooping the cat food out of the automatic feeder bin into the dish? Stand by for mind control...
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to....well, you know [/fangy grin].
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SnowJade wrote: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to....well, you know [/fangy grin]. Shred the couch instead of the $100 scratching post, hork up a handful of hairballs, poop in the shoes, and leave copious quantities of shed fur all over the damn place?
Did I deal with the sandwich?
You thought it was delicious.
Giving it $5 just to walk away, seemed like a good comprimise.
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Well, it wanted spicy mustard but all you had was honey dijon. Then a police car rolled by and it freaked out so you ate it to avoid any possibility of it breaking under questioning.
Gary Teter wrote: Why am I scooping the cat food out of the automatic feeder bin into the dish? For your information and enlightenment:
cat-man relationship
glad I could help.
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Orthos wrote: 403 forbidden error. mmm... strange... - perhaps I should blame Cosmo for this [/threadjack]
unlinked:
"Mankind is the result of millions of years of evolution to produce the perfect cat servant."
We now return to your regularly scheduled program.
I invented all future software programs by assuming that a program is just a specific combination and sorting through them until I found ones that worked perfectly and came with my name as copyright holder. Who needs downloads when you can skip ahead.
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yellowdingo wrote: I invented all future software programs by assuming that a program is just a specific combination and sorting through them until I found ones that worked perfectly and came with my name as copyright holder. Who needs downloads when you can skip ahead. So that means we can officially blame you for Windows 10 and all the future even versions numbers?
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We are Volunteer Staff to our Feline Overlords.
Dogs drool, cats rule.
What's the name of that movie where they train dobermans to rob a bank?
The Doberman Gang (1972)?
Edit: So wait, could this movie get re-made with a team of Big Dogs?
Where did I leave that remote?
Has the tot learned to:
1) flush the toilet?
2) bury things?
3) dismantle and eat electronics?
Under the couch cushions? Or eaten by snakes.
How much of me is really bacteria?
The parts of you that aren't bacon, cheeseburgers, or coffee?
Edit: Holy crap, I'd shiv someone for a fresh cheeseburger right now. Amazon.com, when can I have bacon cheeseburgers delivered by drones?
Dangit now I want a cheeseburger too. Maybe tonight for dinner.
You can have as many cheeseburgers as you want... but they ARE sweetened with xylitol.
Gary Teter wrote: Where did I leave that remote? Check on top of the freezer.
What codename is the NSA using for their project that hijacks Apple Software Update and Windows Update and uses it to install custom software on targets' computers?
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Gary Teter wrote: What codename is the NSA using for their project that hijacks Apple Software Update and Windows Update and uses it to install custom software on targets' computers? iTunes? Sorry, I failed a Will save.
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Why am I ensuring my toddler is wearing matching socks?
Gary Teter wrote: Why am I ensuring my toddler is wearing matching socks? You want to win the Fastidious Father of the Year this time around.
Gary Teter wrote: Why am I ensuring my toddler is wearing matching socks? So that he doesn't grow up to be a hippeh?
Gary Teter wrote: Why am I ensuring my toddler is wearing matching socks? Socks should *really* be sold as singles.
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cannon fodder wrote: Socks should *really* be sold as singles. They are! And what's more, they're pretty universally sold in a never-ending "Buy one, get one free!" sale. :D
What does it mean when the Play-Doh is bigger than the container it came in after you're done playing with it?
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Can you find your toddler?
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