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64. I hated that dude so much I wanted to kill him twice.
65. My brothers were the finest poachers in all the land, borderland hunters always competing as to who could hunt the most game in the king's forest. I was not so skilled a hunter, but there were always so many carcasses lying around.
Necroger.
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66. Not a "people person".
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67a. Dead girls don't say no.
67b. Dead boys don't say no either.
67c. You know... dead anything doesn't say no.
68. I want to sparkle!
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69. TMNT is a great acronym, but "ninja" was already taken...
70. I was already on the run for other crimes, who knew that book from the old crazy man at the bridge had real spells inside.
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71. Dying is so last aeon.
72. Every child needs a daddy and a mummy.
73. Adverse grief reaction
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75. Denial. Anger. Also Bargaining. Depression and Acceptance is for those who gave up too soon.
76. Too many Tim Burton movies.
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77. Too cheap to pay fair wages.
78. Scared of accounting and dividing loot.
80. Determined to have monsters immune to sneak attack. Oh wait...
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82. Because the economy sucks, if you hadn't noticed, and when I went to the temp agency they didn't have any positions as tailor free. A man's gotta live, right?
85. Can you believe they just left all these corpses to rot? I can't abide such wilful destruction of resources.
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89. You have too much love to give.
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90. You could see dead people. Now others can too!
91. Stealing from the dead is so much easier when they just hand it to you.
92. I had some extra spell slots and some diamonds, I figured why not!
93. They told me I was mad, crazy, angry even! Well I'm going to prove them right! Wait... Ahh, too late to turn back now. Already rose an army and blew a whole lot of diamonds on this gig.
95. How else am I supposed to find the great pumpkin?
96. The way to look beautiful is to be in the presence of ugly people. For some, that means going to an extreme...
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97: When your power is Death you always win in the end as everyone dies.
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101. It was a great thread, and deserves to rise again, even after its natural cycle has come to an end!
103. The town guard specified he still had to be walking around when I left. They didn't specify alive...
Was this a joke thread or you think OP was looking for serious responses?
It's attractive precisely because it's forbidden;
it looked like an "easy route" to power, got in over their head;
just naturally precocious;
obsessive / compulsive fear of death;
turned to interrogating shades as part of obsessive historical research;
intended to use necromancy to fight necromancy, didn't work out;
desires army of minions but never had knack for enchantment;
magical power is item / lineage / patron dependent and not by choice;
so on and so forth
104. It makes a great pickup line. Can't spell Necromancer without Romance! Wait no... Didn't think that one through... Is it to look to be a pyromancer? You know what they say about Pyromancers... They're hot!
105. You want to be immortal. (harry dresden told me this.)
I love how this got necro'd right as I got back into Pathfinder. Maybe... Maybe you guys brought me back to life with this thread.
107.) Because necromancy is to blame for you're existence.
108. Wants to make a gheden.
109. The heroes of the land need to rise again.
82. Because the economy sucks, if you hadn't noticed, and when I went to the temp agency they didn't have any positions as tailor free. A man's gotta live, right?
110. I don't wish to work a day of my life.
111. You hate the undead, and want to learn as much as you can about them to better destroy them.
Very cool idea.
112. Because no one in your party can find and/or disable traps.
113. Because you want an undead mouse for your familiar to play with.
114. You were recently turned into an undead yourself, and you figured "Hey, why not?"
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You're going to a dead man's party.
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's coming
Leave your body at the door.
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116. Thought Pet Sematary was a comedy.
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Making my dead foes walk, snuffing out life force,these things send a message. FEAR ME... and no solicitors! (i.e. means of intimidation and psychological warfare)
Mommy's not dead. Daddy's not dead. Sister's not dead. Brother's not dead. Kitty's not dead. They're all still here around me; I just have to put them back together a little bit *twitch* (i.e. trauma/shock induced state of denial)
117. I wanted to create an army of undead solicitors.
Because someone said "what a time to be alive" and he just wanted to share with the previous generations... All of them.