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I blame Cosmo for George RR Martin's anemic pace of writning novels.

And I fully blame Cosmo for making this thread pass the 500 post mark.


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Kajehase wrote:

I blame Cosmo for One Direction.

...and New Kids on the Block too!

I blame Cosmo for getting ♫"Hang Tough" ♪ stuck in my head.

And I blame Cosmo for me knowing the words......

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for Daft Punk's recent achievements musically.


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Drock11 wrote:

When I woke up this morning I found that I had drooled over my pillow.

(Shakes fist in air)COSMOOOOOOOOO

That must have been some really great dream you had about Cosmo...

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for being in children's nightmares.


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James Jacobs wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Oh I forgot to ask this....

What do you blame Cosmo for?

Nothing. That job is well handled by the internet.

I blame Cosmo for James Jacobs not having anything to blame Cosmo for.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for destroying the Martians AND the dinosaurs in one fell swoop.


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It irks me to NO END that folks do not know when to use "then" and "than"! Thusly, tis all Cosmo's fault!

While I'm at it, it's your fault, Sir, that there is no grammar check button.

Yea, verily, tis also your fault, Master Cosmo, that there is no "irk" button as well! (To be sure we have an understanding...the "irk" button overrides the "flag" button)

<over the PA speakers>

And Cosmo FUMBLES the ball!
Fumble-iaya!
Fumble-rusky!
Mr. "Fumblina" Cosmo!

<Referee uses whistle, throws down flag and switches on microphone>

"Personal Foul, Offense. Cosmo. Giving us the business. 15 yard penalty. Fourth down!"

;p

Rom001


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Tels wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

Oh I forgot to ask this....

What do you blame Cosmo for?

Nothing. That job is well handled by the internet.
I blame Cosmo for James Jacobs not having anything to blame Cosmo for.

Hey...I was going to post that....

This is all Cosmo's fault.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for making toast in the bathroom.


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I blame Cosmo for the FACT that my FLGS doesn't get new stuff in right away. >_<

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for my stale bread.


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I blame Cosmo for the mail being so slow.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for having nothing better to do while he makes the world suffer.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:

I blame Cosmo for George RR Martin's anemic pace of writning novels.

And I fully blame Cosmo for making this thread pass the 500 post mark.

I blame Cosmo for the Red Wedding.

... someone had to say it.

Shadow Lodge

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i blame cosmo for no souplantations within a thousand miles of pittsburgh...


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nohar wrote:
i blame cosmo for no souplantations within a thousand miles of pittsburgh...

I second this!!

And for everything closing early on Sundays.

Why do you hate us, Cosmo? Why?


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I blame Cosmo for the food coma I got yesterday from dim sum.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Elara wrote:
nohar wrote:
i blame cosmo for no souplantations within a thousand miles of pittsburgh...

I second this!!

And for everything closing early on Sundays.

Why do you hate us, Cosmo? Why?

It's not hate. It's really, really tough love.


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I blame Cosmo for Porphyrogenitus using Liz's avatar.

Digital Products Assistant

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I blame Cosmo for these delicious peanut butter M&Ms. And me having accidentally ated all of them. So now there are no more M&Ms... COSMOOooooo


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Years ago Cosmo stole The Fonz's cool. He told the him he would give it back if The Fonz jumped over a shark on a pair of water skis.

Of course, Cosmo never did.


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I blame Cosmo for all the stupid people i have to speak to every day at work (why did you have to give them the gift of language, Cosmo?)

I blame Cosmo for Paizo not being a company in the UK so I can apply for a job.

I blame Cosmo for me loving the UK so much that I have no interest in moving to the US.

I blame Cosmo for me starting to go bald.

I blame Cosmo for hair.

I blame Cosmo for me not being able to explain to people quite why my wife giggles so much at certain recent international news items and the beliefs of the paranoid freaks who perpetuate the ridiculous about them.

I blame Cosmo for Section 169 of the Finance Act 2004.


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I Blame Cosmo for those people who did not get the joke of me blaming Cosmo for stealing that goat's job earlier in this thread.


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I blame Cosmo for John telling a joke about goats.


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I blame Cosmo for tornadoes.


I have yet to blame Cosmo for anything. Is that cool or what?


Bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

sucks blood from cosmo


HE HE HE. SUCKS.


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I blame Cosmo for the Innuendo Golem's joke. I know that's hard to swallow.


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The_Paladin_of_Nevada wrote:
I have yet to blame Cosmo for anything. Is that cool or what?

I Blame Cosmo for not doing anything to The Paladin of Nevada to get blamed for.

Or....

I Blame Cosmo for doing things to The Paladin of Nevada without him knowing about it.


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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for John telling a joke about goats.

Yes Yes Very true I never told goat jokes till Cosmo came along.


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Two weeks ago I got a cut on my shin at work...last weeks it got reopened...today it got reopened again.

COSMO!!!! *shake fist angrily* Let my wounds heal atleast.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo because his existence is against the laws of the multiverse regarding Eldritch Abominations of reality.


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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo because his existence is against the laws of the multiverse regarding Eldritch Abominations of reality.

No...this one is my fault. While interning at the RCC( Reality Control Center...not fun place to work by the way...they kept saying no to my asking them to include elves, magic etc on Earth) I misfiled his paper work. Though thinking about it the guy who distracted me had a moustache for just that day...mmmm

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for existing since the dawn of time, and spreading evil well into the Dusk.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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I blame Cosmo for the tasty lunch tacos that are now all gone.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for the badge system.


The_Paladin_of_Nevada wrote:
I have yet to blame Cosmo for anything. Is that cool or what?

Flagged!


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I blame Cosmo for infections.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for connecticon registering being a pain.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for connecticon registering being a pain.

If it were easy, I wouldn't make you do it.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for general snarkiness.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for giving me only yellow M&M's.


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I blame Cosmo for burying this thread so no one could blame him for things.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for dropping the bass


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I Blame Cosmo for...mmm...I have not come up with one in a while....mmm...got to think of oner...give me a moment....

Ok got one!!!

I Blame Cosmo for the dumbing down of America.


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I blame Cosmo for Dub Step.


Oladon wrote:
The_Paladin_of_Nevada wrote:
I have yet to blame Cosmo for anything. Is that cool or what?

Flagged!

Flagging is illegal and unlawful in the state of Nevada.

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