I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.
....Can I carry your babies?
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I Blame Cosmo for me being happy when bad things happen to me so I have something to come here and blame him for.
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I Blame Cosmo for me being happy when bad things happen to me so I have something to come here and blame him for.
I blame Cosmo for John succumbing to the Cosmo-chist (Cosmo-Masochist) training.
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I blame Cosmo for breaking my earphones. Again! :'(
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I Blame Cosmo for me being happy when bad things happen to me so I have something to come here and blame him for.I blame Cosmo for John succumbing to the Cosmo-chist (Cosmo-Masochist) training.
I Blame Cosmo for Tels inventing words...
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I Blame Cosmo for yet another week with only a single RPG...:(
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I blame Cosmo that poor Chris is constantly putting out fires and fire elementals without a decanter of endless water. Or even a spiffy firefighter's helmet.
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I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.....Can I carry your babies?
Again, I, Mojo Jojo, must apportion blame to Cosmo for running out of Chemical X substitute, and thusly, I, Mojo Jojo have no bananas today slaad larvae totally harmless fuzzy baby monkeys to give Tels, who is here, wanting babies when there are none to give, totally thanks to Cosmo and not forgetfulness on the part of I, Mojo Jojo, who is clearly not to blame.
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I Blame Cosmo for the 8+ feet of snow Buffalo got because now I just feel whiny about the couple of inches we are getting now.
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I Blame Cosmo for the 8+ feet of snow Buffalo got because now I just feel whiny about the couple of inches we are getting now.
I blame Cosmo for Alaskans up here getting 1 inch of snow total so far (where I live) and it's almost December.
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So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
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So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
Actually this one I'd put with Karma... Or a pugwumpi with some sleep dust.
So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
I feel you man. I havne't played in over a year because my group is, quote end quote, 'busy with real life'. They mention a new job, starting classes at the college, kids etc. In the mean time, various members have the time for the following: 3 seperate Warhammer campaigns, 2 Warmachine campaigns, multiple Magic Tournaments, 4 new Pathfinder campaigns (which I was not invited to), and 2 D&D Next campaigns (again, no invite).
Super busy with real life my ass. :(
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I blame Cosmo that my recent comments about cockroaches and cannibalism have accidentally made me hungry.
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Actually this one I'd put with Karma... Or a pugwumpi with some sleep dust.So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
SHHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
I blame Cosmo for Rysky's big mouth!
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I blame Cosmo for my wife throwing a football in the most perfect manner possible and my catching it.
With my, er, male bits.
Nauseated condition for 10 minutes.
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Sort of lassooing it, or snatching it out of the air like a frog does a passing fly? Wow, that's a good trick.
I blame Cosmo for not being able to get mine to do that, despite months of practice.
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I blame Cosmo for my wife throwing a football in the most perfect manner possible and my catching it.
With my, er, male bits.
Nauseated condition for 10 minutes.
I blame Cosmo for GMS putting this song back in my head.
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I Blame Cosmo for the dragon like behavior my cat, Floyd, just displayed. I was counting out some change to go buy a pack of cigarettes on my bed. I turned away for to watch the football game. When I turned around he was sleeping on my change pile. He was not happy about being moved...
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I Blame Cosmo for the dragon like behavior my cat, Floyd, just displayed. I was counting out some change to go buy a pack of cigarettes on my bed. I turned away for to watch the football game. When I turned around he was sleeping on my change pile. He was not happy about being moved...
{squirms frantically when picked up}
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I Blame Cosmo for the dragon like behavior my cat, Floyd, just displayed. I was counting out some change to go buy a pack of cigarettes on my bed. I turned away for to watch the football game. When I turned around he was sleeping on my change pile. He was not happy about being moved...
{squirms frantically when picked up}
I have found this....amusing.
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I Blame Cosmo for the dragon like behavior my cat, Floyd, just displayed. I was counting out some change to go buy a pack of cigarettes on my bed. I turned away for to watch the football game. When I turned around he was sleeping on my change pile. He was not happy about being moved...
Or maybe he wants you to live?
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Actually this one I'd put with Karma... Or a pugwumpi with some sleep dust.So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
SHHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
I blame Cosmo for Rysky's big mouth!
Ooh aren't you just an adorable little fleabag when your annoyed?
*picks up MP and begins scratching em behind the ears*
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Actually this one I'd put with Karma... Or a pugwumpi with some sleep dust.So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
SHHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
I blame Cosmo for Rysky's big mouth!
Ooh aren't you just an adorable little fleabag when your annoyed?
*picks up MP and begins scratching em behind the ears*
Let go! Leave me alone!
I blame Cosmo for this affront to my dignity!
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Actually this one I'd put with Karma... Or a pugwumpi with some sleep dust.So lately I have not got much of a chance to play RPGs as I have blamed Cosmo for. So I got home today and put my cell phone on the charger and took a nap after dinner. When I woke up I found out that my group could meet tonight and we could play something...but by the time I got the e-mails and text messages it was too late.
Thanks a lot Cosmo.
SHHHHHHHHH! Not so loud!
I blame Cosmo for Rysky's big mouth!
Ooh aren't you just an adorable little fleabag when your annoyed?
*picks up MP and begins scratching em behind the ears*
Let go! Leave me alone!
I blame Cosmo for this affront to my dignity!
Dawwwwww!
*continues scratching*
*basks in MP's suffering*
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So today is my Birthday. I tried to see if any of my friends would like to get together and hang out. I got mostly silence back with a few maybes and a couple of sure but I need a ride. Damn you Cosmo. *shakes fist angrily*
Happy Birthday John!
Thank you both.
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You celebrate the day in which you became subject to Cosmo's power!?
Well... alright. Happy Cosmoday John :P
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I blame Cosmo for the toilet paper always being gone whenever I need to use the bathroom.
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You celebrate the day in which you became subject to Cosmo's power!?
Well... alright. Happy Cosmoday John :P
I usually get somewhat depressed during the Holiday season and my Birthday....but with Tels comment above I hit a new time low. Truly Tels must have been inspired by Cosmo here.
I usually get somewhat depressed during the Holiday season and my Birthday....but with Tels comment above I hit a new time low. Truly Tels must have been inspired by Cosmo here.You celebrate the day in which you became subject to Cosmo's power!?
Well... alright. Happy Cosmoday John :P
I have been known to be influenced by him. For example, just recently a friend linked me to a video titled "Leaked Star Wars Trailer". Pretty certain it was a hoax, I watched the video and was certainly surprised to see what seemed to be a bootleg video (video camera snuck into the theater). As the Disney logo, the Star Wars logo etc. left, it suddenly switched to a Rick Roll video.
I have to admit, I was caught surprised by the Rick Roll video, so, naturally, I had to share it with the townspeople. Fortunately, it seems Sara Marie was on to Cosmo's influence and had the video removed before too many fell for it.
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I blame Cosmo for the toilet paper always being gone whenever I need to use the bathroom.
Hmmm, theory: Cosmo hires future you to go back in time and use the bathroom before present you and use up all the toilet paper doing so, ergo what you should do is simply hold it a little bit longer until quantum continuity places you alongside your future self's timeline, at which point the timeline will right itself and automatically remove the waste from your body, since future you, now you, had already gone.
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I blame Cosmo for the toilet paper always being gone whenever I need to use the bathroom.Hmmm, theory: Cosmo hires future you to go back in time and use the bathroom before present you and use up all the toilet paper doing so, ergo what you should do is simply hold it a little bit longer until quantum continuity places you alongside your future self's timeline, at which point the timeline will right itself and automatically remove the waste from your body, since future you, now you, had already gone.
If it weren't for the presence of Cosmo, I'd agree. Except, he would merge the two timelines so that we both have to go, and neither has toilet paper.
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If it weren't for the presence of Cosmo, I'd agree. Except, he would merge the two timelines so that we both have to go, and neither has toilet paper.I blame Cosmo for the toilet paper always being gone whenever I need to use the bathroom.Hmmm, theory: Cosmo hires future you to go back in time and use the bathroom before present you and use up all the toilet paper doing so, ergo what you should do is simply hold it a little bit longer until quantum continuity places you alongside your future self's timeline, at which point the timeline will right itself and automatically remove the waste from your body, since future you, now you, had already gone.
So Cosmo has created a Null-Tels somewhere with all the toilet paper but no need for biological functions. Interesting...
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So Cosmo has created a Null-Tels somewhere with all the toilet paper but no need for biological functions. Interesting...If it weren't for the presence of Cosmo, I'd agree. Except, he would merge the two timelines so that we both have to go, and neither has toilet paper.I blame Cosmo for the toilet paper always being gone whenever I need to use the bathroom.Hmmm, theory: Cosmo hires future you to go back in time and use the bathroom before present you and use up all the toilet paper doing so, ergo what you should do is simply hold it a little bit longer until quantum continuity places you alongside your future self's timeline, at which point the timeline will right itself and automatically remove the waste from your body, since future you, now you, had already gone.
Cosmo is a most fiendish being, truly.
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I recently picked up a blueberry pie. On the labeling it said "lightly sweetened". Lets just say that turned out to most definitely not to be the case. Oh good people of the bakery section of my local box store, why must you let Cosmo come and bake things for you no matter how good his credentials and pie making ability seem? Don't you know that's only going to lead to trouble and overly sweetened pies?
But was it any good?
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No, Cosmo is more Insanity Wolf.
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No, Cosmo is more Insanity Wolf.
It has been 9 days since Cosmo has visited this thread...what nefarious schemes is he up to? Should we worry about Santa Clause? Is he trying to steal Christmas?
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I fear he is focusing his efforts around my area of late.
I Blame Cosmo for my company having seven guys terminate their employment in the last two weeks.
I also blame Cosmo for the asphalt breaking under me and making me drop a keg on my foot, twisting my leg pulling two different muscles in my right leg and yanking a nerve cluster in my back.
How do you even get four inches of pavement to break at that exact spot!?!
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I fear he is focusing his efforts around my area of late.
I Blame Cosmo for my company having seven guys terminate their employment in the last two weeks.
I also blame Cosmo for the asphalt breaking under me and making me drop a keg on my foot, twisting my leg pulling two different muscles in my right leg and yanking a nerve cluster in my back.
How do you even get four inches of pavement to break at that exact spot!?!
Damn, that's high grade Orbital Precision Spite right there.
I fear he is focusing his efforts around my area of late.
I Blame Cosmo for my company having seven guys terminate their employment in the last two weeks.
I also blame Cosmo for the asphalt breaking under me and making me drop a keg on my foot, twisting my leg pulling two different muscles in my right leg and yanking a nerve cluster in my back.
How do you even get four inches of pavement to break at that exact spot!?!
Wait....Is the beer Okay? You left out the important stuff. ;)
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Wait....Is the beer Okay? You left out the important stuff. ;)I fear he is focusing his efforts around my area of late.
I Blame Cosmo for my company having seven guys terminate their employment in the last two weeks.
I also blame Cosmo for the asphalt breaking under me and making me drop a keg on my foot, twisting my leg pulling two different muscles in my right leg and yanking a nerve cluster in my back.
How do you even get four inches of pavement to break at that exact spot!?!
JK raises a very valid point!
JK raises a very valid point!Wait....Is the beer Okay? You left out the important stuff. ;)I fear he is focusing his efforts around my area of late.
I Blame Cosmo for my company having seven guys terminate their employment in the last two weeks.
I also blame Cosmo for the asphalt breaking under me and making me drop a on my foot, twisting my leg pulling two different muscles in my right leg and yanking a nerve cluster in my back.
How do you even get four inches of pavement to break at that exact spot!?!
Bolded the important part.