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I blame Cosmo that a substance called NeverWet will aid in Cosmo-proofing substances against some of his nasty hijinks.
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Its Cosmo's fault that I'm hungry. That's all there is to it.
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I Blame Cosmo for having not one but two walls of boxes falling on me today at work.
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I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.
I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
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I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
Nothing personal, I just get paid extra to discredit you.
Nothing personal, I just get paid extra to discredit you.I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
That reminds me, here's last week's take.
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That reminds me, here's last week's take.Nothing personal, I just get paid extra to discredit you.I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
Much appreciated, did you remember the bonus for the Tels job?
Nothing personal, I just get paid extra to discredit you.I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
Sigh...I am guessing Cosmo?
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Sigh...I am guessing Cosmo?Nothing personal, I just get paid extra to discredit you.I Blame Cosmo for my Thursday being canceled due to people not able to show up.I blame Cosmo for canceling a day I actually like. Can't he cancel Mondays or Tuesdays? I hate Tuesdays.I Blame Cosmo for Rysky always seeming to find my editing errors.
I mean it should be obvious that I can't type straight because of the horror and despair that Cosmo has wrought into my life.
*Looks at John*
*Looks at name on thread*
*Looks back at John*
*Looks back at thread name*
*Looks back at John*
*Shrugs*
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@Rysky: You would work for Cosmo? Is that not kinda low even for a succubus?
I Blame Cosmo for succubuses not having such low morals.
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Also....I almost forgot...
I removed the ACs from the windows in my house yesterday and of course we now get a late Sept heat wave in my area...Thanks Cosmo!!!
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Not just good... Rysky has the best morels! And shiitakes and chanterelles and matsutakes, oh my! And the truffles, oh the truffles! {drools}
I blame Cosmo that I just made myself hungry.
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I took a level in Freelance Pugwampi, and no. It's too much fun!@Rysky: You would work for Cosmo? Is that not kinda low even for a succubus?
I Blame Cosmo for succubuses not having such low morals.
Hey! Where's my kickback?
...I mean...that money you owe me...for that...thing...yeah...
I blame Cosmo for unreliable demonic deadbeats.
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I blame Cosmo for the Cryptarch.
Those who know what I mean, know what I mean.
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I took a level in Freelance Pugwampi, and no. It's too much fun!@Rysky: You would work for Cosmo? Is that not kinda low even for a succubus?
I Blame Cosmo for succubuses not having such low morals.
Hey! Where's my kickback?
...I mean...that money you owe me...for that...thing...yeah...
I blame Cosmo for unreliable demonic deadbeats.
Actually you should probably blame Cosmo for Pugwampi Unions.
Actually you should probably blame Cosmo for Pugwampi Unions.I took a level in Freelance Pugwampi, and no. It's too much fun!@Rysky: You would work for Cosmo? Is that not kinda low even for a succubus?
I Blame Cosmo for succubuses not having such low morals.
Hey! Where's my kickback?
...I mean...that money you owe me...for that...thing...yeah...
I blame Cosmo for unreliable demonic deadbeats.
We prefer the term "guild!" :p
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While I'm a fan of the occasional slice of pumpkin pie, I hate pumpkin flavor in pretty much everything else. With autumn approaching, The Pumpkining of Everything is on in full force, which while mildly annoying, is ignorable. Until today. Someone merely mentioned "pumpkin spice", and I could instantly taste it and smell it from sense memory alone! And not even real pumpkin, but that standard fake pumpkin spice flavor and cloying stinking cloud miasma of cheap pumpkin candles.
I can barely remember a few phone numbers and almost never remember important dates, but this, This! I'm stuck with?! Why, Cosmo, why do you do these things?
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I blame Cosmo for his mustache having an alias and making bad puns.
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I blame Cosmo for the high-Meh front settling over my particular area of the country.
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I blame Cosmo that Grumpy Old Cat won't come off the porch roof since Saturday.
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I blame Cosmo for making me spend two pounds and fifty pence on a tube of utterly revolting-tasting ayurvedic toothpaste. AYURVEDIC SODDING TOOTHPASTE! On the plus side, I do now (apparently) have germ free teeth. Whoopee.
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I blame Cosmo that only one other has blamed Cosmo since Monday afternoon.
I blame Cosmo that the other Paizonians keep forgetting that a only a steady smörgåsbord of schadenfreude, litost, disillusionment, toska, torschlusspanik, and fremdschämen (amongst others) is what stays his descent and feasting upon all our souls.
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I blame Cosmo that I only understand one of the words written by the acolyte, and I have to go to bed, so won't know what they mean until morning.
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I blame Cosmo that I only understand one of the words written by the acolyte, and I have to go to bed, so won't know what they mean until morning.
I blame Cosmo that I use fancy words to bolster my flagging self-esteem.
litost: [Czech] A state of agony and torment created by the sudden sight of one's own misery.
toska: [Russian] "No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases, it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom." - Vladmir Nabokov
torschlusspanik: [German, literally "gate-closing panic"] The fear of diminishing opportunities as one ages and death approaches.
fremdschämen: [German] Embarrassment felt on behalf of someone else (often someone so ignorant to what they have done that they don't know that they should be embarrassed for themselves); vicarious embarrassment.
(I assume you already know what a smörgåsbord is.)
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I haven't checked this thread for awhile and had to read over 100 posts to get to this point.
I blame Cosmo for that.
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I blame Cosmo for my parents refusing to christen me Marius Popp.
I also blame him for the fact that tomato puree is seemingly impossible to find at the moment. The two facts must - MUST! - be connected!
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I thank Cismo for that tomato puree I used in today's tomato sauce. Just what it needed! Thanks Cosmos.
Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.
Hail Cismo!
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Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.
Hail Cismo!
That's just silly.
Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.
Hail Cismo!
But it might change his underpants. Or somebody's underpants, at any ra-
*Ping!*
What? Whatwhat?! {sadly} I was wearing those... *Sigh...*
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That's just silly.Pretending you don't know about your good twin won't change his state of existence.
Hail Cismo!
Listen to this guy, he'd know.
I blame Cosmo for Kajehase not knowing that Cosmo IS the Good Twin.
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I blame the Limey for not knowing that the leopard doesn't change its shorts.
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I haven't bothered to put my contacts in today (I'm nearsighted), and I've had the TV on in the background on one of the PBS channels. I happen to look up during one of the cooking shows and (fuzzily) saw Mick Fleetwood speaking with an Italian accent as he prepared a grilled asparagus salad.
Rationally, I know he wasn't Mick Fleetwood. However, I will blame Cosmo that Mick has done so many drugs that I might be hallucinating him.
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I blame Cosmo that I blamed Limeylongears for something that Cosmo clearly was responsible for.
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I blame Cosmo for Fabius Maximus blaming himself for blaming me for leopards wearing UPs. Still, it's nice to see that the pantification of the Serengheti is proceeding as planned. And that Mick Fleetwood is still prepared to thrill asparagus.
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I blame Cosmo for the circle of blame that arose.
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I was playing Destiny on Xbox One and some friends were talking and I wasn't really paying attention, but I heard someone say, "You know, it kind of looks like a big cat."
My mind *clicked* and I immediately responded with, "What, like a puma?" and waited...
and waited...
And no one got it :(
I blame Cosmo.
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I was playing Destiny on Xbox One and some friends were talking and I wasn't really paying attention, but I heard someone say, "You know, it kind of looks like a big cat."
My mind *clicked* and I immediately responded with, "What, like a puma?" and waited...
and waited...
And no one got it :(
I blame Cosmo.
I don't get it either. I also blame Cosmo.
...but some mnemonpugwampi did a Find+Replace on their brain, because I received Yuengling lager instead instead of Guinness stout.
Still, that's better than no beer, so I shrug propitiatingly at Patrick Renie, Llama Diety of Meh.
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...but some mnemonpugwampi did a Find+Replace on their brain, because I received Yuengling lager instead instead of Guinness stout.
Still, that's better than no beer, so I shrug propitiatingly at Patrick Renie, Llama Diety of Meh.
Yuengling?!?!? It was supposed to be Yak...um...stuff.
I blame Cosmo for this incredibly crass mistake! :P
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I don't get it either. I also blame Cosmo.I was playing Destiny on Xbox One and some friends were talking and I wasn't really paying attention, but I heard someone say, "You know, it kind of looks like a big cat."
My mind *clicked* and I immediately responded with, "What, like a puma?" and waited...
and waited...
And no one got it :(
I blame Cosmo.
I could tell you of the great battle... years ago. How the Red team was crippled. I could tell you of the power of the Blue team, their ancient enemy... There are many tales. But I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
(multiple links in there explaining references)
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I don't get it either. I also blame Cosmo.I was playing Destiny on Xbox One and some friends were talking and I wasn't really paying attention, but I heard someone say, "You know, it kind of looks like a big cat."
My mind *clicked* and I immediately responded with, "What, like a puma?" and waited...
and waited...
And no one got it :(
I blame Cosmo.
I could tell you of the great battle... years ago. How the Red team was crippled. I could tell you of the power of the Blue team, their ancient enemy... There are many tales. But I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
(multiple links in there explaining references)
Are there any Chupathingys?