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15 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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quibblemuch wrote:

*Waylon Jennings narrator voice*

Well, looks like Monkey Santa’s got himself a whole heaping supper plate of trouble. With trouble on the side and trouble in the freezer for dessert.

{mumbles to self:} I warned him no one will fund research into Schrödinger's Simian, but he was insistent to try it. Pfah, humans and their cat fixation.


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When all you have is an object, everything looks like a battery door.


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I would definitely watch a Monkey Santa: Skiptracer TV show.


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<_<

>_>

No one expects The Simian Inquisition.


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I'm happy to see my faith in STEM*-focused education having such a profound effect in this younger generation.

(* Strategies and Technologies in Evil Mentoring)


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your monkey?

Ooooo, curse you, Power Puff Pinky Floyd!


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captain yesterday wrote:

What I wrote on the side of our water spraying canister (so the fert dept won't use it).

"Water Only! Don't drink! May contain microscopic society bent on world domination"

{in Narrator voice:} The city of Seamonkeytownsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Seamonkeytownsville!


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Well, Sharoth, when your brain flew home for the summer, it sublet your noggin to Barrel of Monkeys, Ltd. Patrick got the master bedroom, I got the guest bedroom, Grape Ape is staying in the attic, Grodd turned your basement into a lab, and Caesar is sleeping on the couch for a couple days.


Hmmm... Organization of the Alias Producing Entities? O-APE! Yes, I, Mojo JoJo, am proud to have concocted this diabolical plan totally unaided and unassisted to control the market of aliases on messageboards... a stupendous scheme of simian success supremely strategized solo and successfully by me, Mojo Jojo... a potently potable project and procedural precisely planned for perfect profitability by your personal primate purveyor of prodigiously pernicious plots, me, Mojo Jojo!


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Competition isn't very Zen-like, you know. ;)
It is when you are competing against yourself ;)

‘I am the serenest!’


Fortuitous tidings on the date of the annual celebration of your birthing, monkey chum!

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Eek! When did I get so gorram old?

It most certainly beats the alternative.

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Time to prep for my CDL license test!

[SpongeBob]I'M READY!! I'M READY!! I'M READY!![/SpongeBob]

Go monkey go!


Somebody set up us the cull


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Tels wrote:
MojoJojo wrote:
I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.
....Can I carry your babies?

Again, I, Mojo Jojo, must apportion blame to Cosmo for running out of Chemical X substitute, and thusly, I, Mojo Jojo have no bananas today slaad larvae totally harmless fuzzy baby monkeys to give Tels, who is here, wanting babies when there are none to give, totally thanks to Cosmo and not forgetfulness on the part of I, Mojo Jojo, who is clearly not to blame.


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I, Mojo Jojo the alias, blame Cosmo for being created. Technically, instead of Cosmo, I, alias Mojo Jojo, should be blaming the Slaad or Master Kretzer for planting the idea that more aliases were needed, but Cosmo is to blame for being responsible for the existence of this thread where the notion was planted, which created me, alias Mojo Jojo. Everyone who is reading this with their eyes which do the seeing is probably wishing Alias Sydney Bristow was created, but alas, it is merely, Mojo Jojo, yet another slaad alias, who was made, thus placing the blame squarely on Cosmo.


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Dear Paizopuff Gobs,
I have kidnapped Professor Mikazium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.

I assume Mikaze is just swamped in non-Paizo work again. :(