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61 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.
The best one, naturally
fireman's flamethrower, at will; fireman's rocketpack, 2/day; half-a**ed Oskar Werner impersonation, constant
Some dystopian future
To seek out and destroy all literature by flame. Occasionally, a troll or two too.
At what temperature does a pixel spontaneously combust?