>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Rysky]

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Tels wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I have the flu. Nuff said.

Hope you are feeling better soon. :)

SnowJade wrote:

...Well, I never thought I'd give birth to 2d4 slaadlings, either. Honestly, Cosmo.

Hmmm, I never considered Cosmo as a slaad... kinda makes sense though.

Are you implying that Cosmo did the nasty and impregnated SnowJade with 2d4 slaadlings?

SnowJade, please tell me you were unconscious for this ordeal!

I blame Cosmo for trying to claim fathership of my babies.

Also, the rain in spain falls mainly on the credenza.

I blame Cosmo for the crappy 5 season long "reality" tv show that will inevitably get based on this, which will be what all the news channels and intwerwebs will argue and complain about.

[Rysky]

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I blame the Cosmo for my GM canceling game tonight due to a work emergencey. This my main group for RPGing fix...but I have not actualy played with this group in 15 days...and the next schedule game with this group will be in 5 days(that is nearly a month). Curse you Cosmo.

I also will preemptively blame cosmo for still not getting my shipping e-mail and access to my subscription pdfs today(which I kinda of needed since no game means time to start reading them).

I am going how to take back the last one as I got my e-mail just now. So Cosmo how did you fail in keeping it from me?

Oh did you just wanmt me to have to retract something?

Mmmm...I Blame Cosmo.

Oh John... tsk, tsk, tsk.

I wouldn't accuse Cosmo of failing at anything until you actually have it in your hands. It could get lost in delivery, the truck could be involved in a car accident, there could be a fire at the warehouse, a dyslexic could misread and send it to China, it could arrive on time, only to be stolen by someone who thinks it's valuable, it could arrive, perfectly on time, and when you unwrap it, it's been horribly damaged in transit...

Seriously, don't be thankful for your product, until you know you've got it. Hell, Cosmo might just let you have it, only to have it catch on fire because a light fixture fell and shorted-out on it. Nothing is as delicious as giving someone something they want, only to irrevocably snatch it way shortly after.

You fail to understand the depths that Cosmo will descend, just to torture you. Your naivety will be your undoing, John.

[Oladon]

Cosmo's doing is your undoing.

Here is a quote from a book I was reading this morning: "You know, the Cosmos must have a sense of humor."

Cosmo, just how many of you are there? How did Alfred Bester know about you when he penned that line, and how do you get by with only one sense of humor for all of you?

Hmm... that might actually explain some things. Cosmo is a lot like Q, it seems.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for transforming the chatter bumps and pot holes in my area into dire chatter bumps and pot holes with the giant template added to them. I might like adventures, but facing things like that in the dark while trying to get to work in the morning isn't what I had in mind.

I also received my shipping notification today so I want to think Liz, Sara Marie, or whoever drew Cosmo distraction duty this time so they could be rescued.

[SnowJade]

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

[Rysky]

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

[SnowJade]

Rysky wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

So do I. I also blame him because whoever plays us all in that crappy "reality" show won't look anything like us.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for my transmission going off this morning. Keep the gremlins out of my car, Cosmo.

[Cosmo]

Orthos wrote:

Keep the gremlins out of my car, Cosmo.

No.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Cosmo wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Keep the gremlins out of my car, Cosmo.

No.

Now I blame Cosmo for the mental image of a naked 80+ yro William Shatner on the wing of jumbo jet gleefully sabotaging an engine and shouting Denny Crane-isms to the horror of a passenger.

[Face-Palm]

Cosmo wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Keep the gremlins out of my car, Cosmo.

No.

*angry fist shake*

[Cosmo]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

the mental image of a naked 80+ yro William Shatner on the wing of jumbo jet gleefully sabotaging an engine and shouting Denny Crane-isms to the horror of a passenger.

...you say that like it's a bad thing.

[Oladon]

It's not time to go home yet. Why, Cosmo!?

[Mythic JMD031]

Apparently Cosmo is the cause of Anorexia Nervosa. How dare you Cosmo?

[LazarX]

Messge to Cosmo from the folks of Atlantis.

NINE TIMES WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH!

[Tin Foil Yamakah]

I blame cosmo for the pointless arguements in the advice and rules sections.

Stupid minutiae.

[Matt Thomason]

Randarak wrote:

I blame Cosmo for turning on the check engine light in my car.

I get that light too, sometimes. I pop the hood to check, but the engine is always still there.

If it wasn't, though, I'd blame Cosmo.

[Rysky]

Matt Thomason wrote:

Randarak wrote:

I blame Cosmo for turning on the check engine light in my car.

I get that light too, sometimes. I pop the hood to check, but the engine is always still there.

If it wasn't, though, I'd blame Cosmo.

It just gets lonely is all.

[John Kretzer]

Rysky wrote:

Matt Thomason wrote:

Randarak wrote:

I blame Cosmo for turning on the check engine light in my car.

I get that light too, sometimes. I pop the hood to check, but the engine is always still there.

If it wasn't, though, I'd blame Cosmo.

It just gets lonely is all.

And we all know the reason why engines get lonely right? I'll say it Cosmo.

Also another thing Cosmo does to get your check engine light to turn on....he goes out and loosen the gas cap a half a turn.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Matt Thomason wrote:

Randarak wrote:

I blame Cosmo for turning on the check engine light in my car.

I get that light too, sometimes. I pop the hood to check, but the engine is always still there.

If it wasn't, though, I'd blame Cosmo.

It just gets lonely is all.

And we all know the reason why engines get lonely right? I'll say it Cosmo.

Also another thing Cosmo does to get your check engine light to turn on....he goes out and loosen the gas cap a half a turn.

So you're saying we need to get the engine and Cosmo back together. Aight.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo for having to navigate around two accidents and a construction zone just to get my car smogged.

[Alexander Augunas]

SnowJade wrote:

I blame Cosmo for having to navigate around two accidents and a construction zone just to get my car smogged.

What the heck does the word 'smogged' mean?

*Googles*

Really? Someone made a UNIQUE WORD just to define 'taking your car to an emissions test that you know you'll pass'? Really? What a waste of the English language, I blame Cosmo for this!

[A highly regarded expert]

I was at the grocery store and reached into a box of Halloween candy to get some bags of it for the kids. Sure enough, there was a wasp in there, and it stung me!

I knew Cosmo was behind it! It's the only explanation that makes sense.

[Cheapy]

I blame Cosmo for that thing he did.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Bah, I routinely blame Cosmo for the things you did.

And you too, dear messageboard reader... all the things you do too! Who gets blamed? Causmo!

[SnowJade]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

I blame Cosmo for having to navigate around two accidents and a construction zone just to get my car smogged.

What the heck does the word 'smogged' mean?

*Googles*

Really? Someone made a UNIQUE WORD just to define 'taking your car to an emissions test that you know you'll pass'? Really? What a waste of the English language, I blame Cosmo for this!

Go right ahead. The rest of us have bones to pick with him over other peoples' misuse (or lack) of punctuation.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for not only my check engine light being on, but for me having to cover it with electrical tape so it doesn't bother me.

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not only my check engine light being on, but for me having to cover it with electrical tape so it doesn't bother me.

OOOOOOOOO! That's a great idea! {puts duct tape over closed eyelids} I can feel my stress levels dropping already... thanks!

{bumps into wall} Ow! Darn Cosmo!

[Rysky]

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for not only my check engine light being on, but for me having to cover it with electrical tape so it doesn't bother me.

OOOOOOOOO! That's a great idea! {puts duct tape over closed eyelids} I can feel my stress levels dropping already... thanks!

{bumps into wall} Ow! Darn Cosmo!

Meh, when my check engine light starts bothering me I just go to sleep.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for big bags of Smarties being on sale... and for my eating of them.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the candy holidays.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for having to go in for hernia repair surgery on Friday. And having to stay overnight at my parent's house because I have to have a "responsible person" around me for 24 hours afterword.

That, my friends, is just Hell. Damn you, Cosmo!!

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the fact that the Advanced Class Guide playtest is not out yet.

I Blame Cosmo for the complete silence coming from Pazio about the ACG playtest.

[El Baron de los Banditos]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the fact that the Advanced Class Guide playtest is not out yet.

I Blame Cosmo for the complete silence coming from Pazio about the ACG playtest.

And at least a handful of people will blame Cosmo for supposed "Class Bloat" when it does get released.

[Orthos]

Heck, they're doing it already now, and have been for a while, before anything more has been released, just on the announcement of the book alone. Clearly this is Cosmo's fault, stoking the fires.

[thunderspirit]

I think maybe we're all giving Cosmo too much credit for being responsible for so many things.

Such thoughts? Obviously Cosmo's fault.

[Alexander Augunas]

I think there's too much dark energy on this forums from us constantly blaming Cosmo. Someone should start a 'Praise Sarah Marie for ALL of the blessings in your life here' thread or something.

[Cosmo]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

I think there's too much dark energy on this forums from us constantly blaming Cosmo. Someone should start a 'Praise Sara Marie for ALL of the blessings in your life here' thread or something.

Good idea.

[Hordshyrd]

Rysky wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky using the wrong emoticon, why not Zoidberg Rysky? Why not Zoidberg...

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)

[Rysky]

Hordshyrd wrote:

Rysky wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky using the wrong emoticon, why not Zoidberg Rysky? Why not Zoidberg...

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)

I blame Cosmo for me not knowing about that emoticon.

*copy and paste for later*

[Cosmo]

Rysky wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Rysky wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky using the wrong emoticon, why not Zoidberg Rysky? Why not Zoidberg...

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)

I blame Cosmo for me not knowing about that emoticon.

*copy and paste for later*

BRAR!Woopwoopwoop...

[Rysky]

Cosmo wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hordshyrd wrote:

Rysky wrote:

SnowJade wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Also Congratulation on the Slaadlings Macaroni and Snow! :3

Thank you! *Headbonk*

You do realize, though, that this means that we will also be experiencing the delights of 2d4's worth of slaad toddlerhood. While I can't speak for Macaroni, I'm now blaming Cosmo for every spill, fall, accident, booboo and any and all other disasters a zepguti of slaadlings can get into, because I won't have time later.

Dawww.

All I have to say to the second part is:

Not my problem! Whoop whoop whoop!

:3

I blame Cosmo for me being a Schadenfreude.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky using the wrong emoticon, why not Zoidberg Rysky? Why not Zoidberg...

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)

I blame Cosmo for me not knowing about that emoticon.

*copy and paste for later*

BRAR!Woopwoopwoop...

... And saving that for "F$&@ it, we're screwed!" Moments.

[Drock11]

Cosmo wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

I think there's too much dark energy on this forums from us constantly blaming Cosmo. Someone should start a 'Praise Sara Marie for ALL of the blessings in your life here' thread or something.

Good idea.

I blame Cosmo for trying to use reverse psychology on us so we don't make a thread praising Sara Marie thus channeling more energy to him. That guy is always a few steps ahead.

[Rysky]

I blame Cosmo that Dish took the HUB network out of our programming package.

My dad also blames you for them taking DIY away aswell.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the fact that my cats have fleas.

[Bombadil]

I blame Cosmo for Donkey Baby Daddy

[Scribbling Rambler]

Bombadil wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Donkey Baby Daddy

Wait... are you blaming Causemo for Logue???

That's offside, man.

[Scribbling Rambler]

I blame Causemo for my understanding of the Donkey Baby Daddy reference.

[Prophet of Sara Marie]

Drock11 wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

Alexander Augunas wrote:

I think there's too much dark energy on this forums from us constantly blaming Cosmo. Someone should start a 'Praise Sara Marie for ALL of the blessings in your life here' thread or something.

Good idea.

I blame Cosmo for trying to use reverse psychology on us so we don't make a thread praising Sara Marie thus channeling more energy to him. That guy is always a few steps ahead.

The Dark Lord Cosmo will not prevail.

Come, and let your tainted heart find merriment in the praising of Sara Marie.