Cleric of Iomedae

Prophet of Sara Marie's page

10 posts. Alias of Alexander Augunas (Contributor).


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CalebTGordan wrote:

Wait, this isn't an ask her anything thread?

I was going to ask her what her favorite color was. And if she likes Doctor Who or not.

I guess while I am here I'll praise her for the cool gifts I am going to get this year for Christmas.

THE MACHINATIONS OF THE GODDESS OF DIRE CARE BEARS ARE BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF YOUR FEEBLE MIND!

That said, here are some answers:

*hands CalebTGordan a 'Have You Found Sarah Marie' pamphlet that looks suspiciously like a 'Where's Waldo' book*

Favorite Color: All of the ones that haven't pledged allegiance to Cosmo.

Doctor Who: Yes, if only because Cosmo is secretly the aberrant love-child of a Silent and a Dalek and she uses the Doctor's misadventures to search for ways to defeat him.


Sara Marie wrote:

Gary roasted a fabulous turkey for Thanksgiving dinner (hint: pats of butter under the skin).

Praise be to Sara Marie!!

** spoiler omitted **

Yes, mi'lord!


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Sara Marie wrote:
I blame Cosmo for this thread.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Explodes into a cloud of scented soap bubbles.*


Rysky wrote:
I thought you were Pro-Blame Cosmo?

I most certainly am not!

Yet.

When the natural balance of the Pazionian Forces of Light and Darkness has been restored, I'll be pro-worshiping the Dark Lord as you suggest. But until that day comes, heeeeeeeeersey!!

Spoiler:

More importantly, I *just* learned how to cast holy smite last level, and I've been itching to do just that.


Alexander Augunas wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
Adam Daigle wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:

I asked Daigle this and he said that Bestiary 4's development predated his time at Paizo, so I thought that maybe the Master of Monsters would know better.

....
I'm gonna correct something here. The adlet first appeared in Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Lands of the Linnorm Kings, which came out before I was on staff. I was here for the entirety of Bestiary 4.

And here I thought you were going to correct me because I claimed that the adlet was from Bestiary 4, when in reality it was (apparently) reprinted in Bestiary 3!

MY MISTAKES KEEP ON MULTIPLYING.

*sobs.*

There there, we all know it's Cosmo's fault.
Yeah, you're probably right.

See that? That's heresy talking!

readies holy smite against Alexander Augunas.


Feros wrote:
Prophet of Sara Marie wrote:
Feros wrote:

For any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.

Yes, it makes no sense.

I blame Cosmo.

Soothspeaker of Cosmo! Burn in the righteous fires of Sara Marie!

casts Holy Smite.

*Sigh* I blame Cosmo for the "Prophet" not checking my alignment on my profile page. Holy Smite isn't particularly effective against us Lawful Good types "Your Eminence." :P

Clearly I was mistaken. You've been charmed/dominated/mindbonked into believing Cosmo's lies and heresy instead! BE FREE FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION IN SERVITUDE OF COSMO!

casts break enchantment.


Feros wrote:

For any who may be involving themselves with the >>Praise *Sara Marie* for ANYTHING Good Here<< thread in the hopes of uplifting an Anti-Cosmo, please be aware that Sara Marie is NOT such a being. The Anti-Cosmo is actually Cosmo.

Yes, it makes no sense.

I blame Cosmo.

Soothspeaker of Cosmo! Burn in the righteous fires of Sara Marie!

casts Holy Smite.


Drock11 wrote:

I thank you for being the buffer between Cosmo and the rest of the universe. I shudder to think of what the machinations of Cosmo would entail if you weren't holding them in check somewhat.

Note: I say this on the assumption that this isn't all some elaborately diabolical plot on Cosmo's parts that's true purpose is beyond our comprehension.

If thou wish, then thou may consider checking in upon Ye Old Forume of Blaming Cosmo, in which the Dark Lord tried the Dread Art of reverse psychology to turn the Faithful of Sara Marie away from the Path to Light.

You have made the best possible choice, my internet brother/sister/gremlin.


Drock11 wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
I think there's too much dark energy on this forums from us constantly blaming Cosmo. Someone should start a 'Praise Sara Marie for ALL of the blessings in your life here' thread or something.
Good idea.
I blame Cosmo for trying to use reverse psychology on us so we don't make a thread praising Sara Marie thus channeling more energy to him. That guy is always a few steps ahead.

The Dark Lord Cosmo will not prevail.

Come, and let your tainted heart find merriment in the praising of Sara Marie.


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Regardless of what Golarion canon says, the Cosmic Balance is real, and the (not-so) recent creation of the >>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL Your Problems Here<< thread has upset the Cosmic Balance of the Paizo Forums. The Dark Lord Cosmo thrives on negativity and as his forum shows us, he gets stronger with every passing day.

So, its time to change that. Here's a new, positive thread for you to be thankful for. But who should champion this Renaissance of positive energy? I nominate Sara Marie, Paizo's very own Dire Carebear Manager. Trained by Cosmo as a CSR, she is the Luke to Cosmo's Vader. The Light against the tide of Cosmo's Darkness. Only Sara Marie can save you, so PRAISE her! PRAISE HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW! (Because if you don't, there won't be.)