Ser Humpty Dumpty, Paladin's page

The General, upon noticing the bandage on my leg says "Oh my god, what happened!? Are you okay!?" "Oh yes, a wall fell on my leg, it's just a scrape" "A wall fell on your leg, and it's JUST a scrape!" "You should see what I did to the wall!".

Walls! They're all friggin iceholes!

"Ms. Scint, make sure you pay attention when you read my essay. I used some great words."

"...did you use them correctly?"
"Uh, yeah?"

They did not.

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our goblins learning?"

Or you could join the club of Beards of Evil.

Northern Conservative Droskari Five Kings Mountains Region Beards of Evil of -5293 AR, or Northern Conservative Droskari Five Kings Mountains Region Beards of Evil of -4987 AR?

Pffft, like RPG nerds are going to get angry over a game designer's decision.

Paragons of Reasonableness. That's us.

Paragons fall more often than paladins. And when they do, they're even scarier than anti-paladins and blackguards.

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Uncle Teddy wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Now that it is over, I Blame COSMO for 2016 in its entirety!

Hey now - even Cosmo isn't that sick and twisted.

...

*points in rage*

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Uncle Teddy's lack of faith!

Hey now, I never said he couldn't. I said he wouldn't (or meant to say). There are things that even he would not wish upon anyone - you know like someone losing both their mother and grandmother (both famous women) within a day of each other after Christmas. He's twisted, not heartless. In fact, I bet he's got a big heart, sitting in a jar on his desk.

Never let facts get in the way of a good smiting.

Would a longjohns-wearing paladin prefer: 1) golden pantaloons, b) silver pantaloons, or π) bronze pantalettes?

Would my alignment shift towards evil if I decided to make a game out of saying things that might trigger Alex's desire to talk about the contents of this book? ;)

If you make him break his NDA, then he won't get to write for Paizo anymore, so yes, you'd shift immediately and fully to Chaotic Evil. ;)

Paladin threads always crack me up. {wobbles atop wall}

{teeters a bit}

The Doomkitten wrote:

Is it a bad sign that the Necker Cube actually makes sense to me?

What is Necker Cube?

(Necker Cube?)

Well the salesmodron in the shop said it's more fashionable than a neckerchief, but I'm less than enthused that all the squares on all six sides have to be the same color before you can take it off.

{drunkenly teeters on fence, regains balance at the last moment} Sometimes, you can't make an omelet anti-hero with breaking some eggs vows?

{pops in, panics, flees thread}

While Ms. Nyctessa seems definitely evil, mayhaps good Sir Berselius, we should take the "Futility & Perils of Undeath" discussion to another thread, lest more evil be unleashed?