Asmodeus

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37 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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This (upcoming) summer if anyone complains about having to work in hot weather I'll point to this week as the reason I buried them in that hole.


Man, I can't keep up and work!

And I just attained celebrity status, so quiting is out of the question...

Very well, build up your roster, I shall have to waiteth until winter.


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I'm a celebrity!

I will absolutely let this go to my head!


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How many questions about radiation and super powers do you think I can come up in a day?


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All these years people laughed or rolled their eyes every time I said Facebook was evil.

Ha!


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Excellent! It can join The New Mattress in the Drejktheon!


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Oh, i don't drink.

I'm just afraid of the unknown.

And bridges.

Mostly bridges.

And heights.


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It's nice to have someone else with an appreciation for aliases back.


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That's what she said!!


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Musical interlude - That would be church and skate edition.

Please note: I do not actually possess the ability to skate.


That isn't contagious is it.

I can't afford to lose any aliases, I have so few!


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Happy half moon everyone!!

It's an absolutely gorgeous night. :-)


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I hate tactics, just let me die already so I can bring in the B team.


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You should work with me in the garden, that'll get you in shape. :-)


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Judging by how many giant inflatable human sized hamster balls we sell, I will agree.

Giant human sized hamster balls, the transportation of the future.

Most likely jet powered, and steered via Braintooth (think a blue tooth that you put on your temple)


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Our best chance for our first measurable snow is six days hence.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Man, I do not like shopping.

Yes i'm putting that off as well.


Or even if he wants to join.


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It seemed like it might be fun in the wee winter days, I have more name recognition, and I was bored.

Edit: plus it's always good to have more happy places on the boards. :-)


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Why didn't i answer that all in one post, you ask!

I didn't want to.

Wild Card B&!$&es!


Magazine rack?

Is that an app?


Please, everyone knows the Lakers are going to hit a home run running the end around through the goalie net to score the winning touchdown thus ensuring Peawaukee retains their world series trophy at the World Cup.

Sadly, none of that matters in Curling.


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Do you like shapeshifting, and magic.


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I'm going to be watching Terminator: Genesis later. So yes I do anticipate some nausea. :-)


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Everything I've said has been geared towards building the perfect cult. :-)


I've done weirder alias tangents. :-)


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Wake me up when we get to the Occult classes.


Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that.


I think we all know what the answer will be. It's best not to dwell on it. :-)


I think you all know what my answer is going to be...


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You just need a Laser Torch and some Napalm to find the path.


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I was a little bummed you didn't link to the ask Mark thread which was linked to the rules question.

I'm going to guess right now.

6 people will affirm your position and then one person will take a dump all over everyone else. Aelrynth will come in with the absolute most literal definition of what the word "Is" means, which only causes the next ten to four hundred posts trying to figure out how the Paladin fell, legally speaking.


Alanis Morissette wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.

Would It help if it was co-directed by Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino. The whole movie takes place in the span of five minutes, has 1,783 pop culture references, no one lives except Alanis Morissette who makes a cameo at the end to wordlessly flip everyone off.


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I think we all know what the answer will be.


Hold on! Nobody move! Has anyone seen my tumor...


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Creampuffy. Lol!


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Damn it Sharoth I was going to go to bed twenty minutes ago... :-D