Then he decides to follow us to Billy's house and wants to buy the whole f!!*ing family! What part of "I'm not a piece of s&%#" don't you understand? Is it the part with the missiles, or the part where I rip your spine out with my Lovecraft dagger? Cause, either one of those don't seem worth trafficking in ghouls.
At any rate, Bullet is dead, on account of the missiles, his little gang of gunners are scattered in pieces across a large swath of swampland and little Billy and his family are safe, for now.
So, I'm on this rooftop and I notice a group of rust devils trying to get the drop on me, of course they weren't being subtle so I took them out. Then when I jump down to loot the debris and body parts some kid yells at me to let him out, and then wants me walk him home, which is fortunate because I hadn't rampaged in that direction yet, and the rust devil sentry had ten extra missiles! Yay! Gunner ruins!! Now I know where I can put those extra missiles! Now some guy named Bullet, or Eddie or whatever wants to buy Billy off of me, not gonna happen there dickwad!
Turin the Mad wrote:
Pours a forty on the curb for Megabot, a single tear rolling down his cheek.
We'll never forget!
Okay... So, as you know, I wiped out the raiders, well I found the power plant and I remembered how turning the power back on would be the beezneez! So I climb to the top, killing ghouls as I went and successfully turned the power on, unfortunately it took me all night to get up there so when the fireworks went off it was kind of lost in the daylight.
Anyway, as you can imagine I had a s&+@ load of loot to pawn, so I went to the Nuka World Market and what should I find. The traders successfully shed their collars! Yay! And they stripped down to their underwear!... What?!... Yup, all the traders are now going without clothing.
I... I don't understand it, but I applaud their newfound sense of freedom!
I had decided to let the raiders settle Nuka World, I even planted their flags. Then Gage started going off on pillaging the settlements in the Commonwealth, and I'm like "Dude, I started those settlements!".
Now my power armor is trashed and I'm all out of mininukes, missiles, grenades, mines, and shotgun shells.
But there's no more raiders and I still have Kremvh's Tooth! Precious, precious Kremvh's Tooth...
I'm currently level 37-39 and have focused on modifying weapons and armor, with my weapon focus being heavy weapons, and guns, all the guns, except lasers.
I usually hang with ADA, mostly because she can carry so much junk.
I also finally took the time to meet the other gang leaders, I wasn't impressed, I think eventually murdering them all is the way to go. I'm definitely not letting them move in with Timmy and his gorilla family.
So, l met this doctor in the Nuka World market (which I just found) and she was all "If you take down the leaders of the various gangs the rest will run away.
So I took out Mags and her dick brother but then ALL the raiders tried killing me.
That b!~~% set me up!
This is something that I'm going to need a lot of ammo for.
Goes looking for a previous save.
Took care of Red River Gulch, or whatever it's called, with all the bloodworms (they should call them yawnworms because with a VATS enhanced super mega shotgun that's what they were, boring).
Rather then fetch a bunch of s*%@ for a bunch of redneck robots I just destroyed them all (except the sheriff, though I did try a few times) and took their combination.
Now I'm helping Toto and his parents reclaim Safari Adventures, but not before stocking up on some more missiles, I have a feeling 23 just won't be enough.
So, I walk to Oberland Station, on account of Preston saying they're having a ghoul problem.
The lady there is all like "yeah, those f!@@ers keep wandering in but I know where they live" "where's that?" "Hubris Comics".
So I look on the map and lo and behold, Hubris Comics is like 6 miles away through at least 3 combat zones. And you're telling me they're just wandering over here, to harass you.
Found the rifle in a clinic crawling with blood bugs and bloatflies, which are both easy peasy.
On my way north I found Sunshine Tidings Co-op which Preston was super keen on getting settled. So I cleaned out the few ghouls and radroaches squatting there, set up a turret, generator and a few water pumps and planted some corn before setting up the beacon.
Either Preston Garvey knew he was in way over his head, or I said all the right things when he told me his backstory, but either way he made me general of the minutemen (shouldn't it be minutepeople?) and I can choose Preston as a companion.
I'll try not to lead them to their deaths.
Or at least lead them to some seriously epic deaths.
I'm a pretty tough a*@**#&, but even I cut and ran from the old power plant swarming with super mutants packing serious heat, but yet this one brotherhood bastard not only made it through, but was able to hole themselves in at the top before succumbing to their wounds. All without their power armor!
Pours a forty on the curb.
Real heroes don't wear power armor.
Or maybe they should.
While I'm tracking down this Patrol that Paladin Dense sent me looking for, I find this hospital with a bunch of mutant d#*+&eads hanging out front, including some d~##~%$ suicide bomber.
So I camp out on this ridge and start picking at them with my sniper rifle when suddenly something draws their attention from a ridge over.
So, I see the suicide bomber mushroom cloud and then out of the explosion rolls the biggest g#@&**n f@%+ing legendary Super sentry bot I'd ever seen!
Well f$~+, I thought, there's no way I'm walking out this alive. So I sneak down the hill while it's mowing down the rest of the mutants and pull out the missile launcher some dumb f&$$ raiders hid in a culvert and hunkered down in cluster of vehicles by the hospital and fired off 4-5 missiles until it blew up in it's own mushroom cloud and dramatically explosion rolled down the ridge.
What was super legendary sentry bot guarding, you ask? A trailer on top of a hill with super impeccable decorating.
So, I left everything as is, last thing I need is the ghost of a vengeful legendary sentry bot haunting me.
While skipping off to Diamond City I happened upon a delightful little bridge with a ship stuck in the middle. Then, when I was skipping across when what should happen, someone shot at me! So I look around and what should I see, the most adorable group of raiders squatting on the ship! Yay! Why the chose to f+~~ with the person that had higher ground and superior firepower is beyond me, but I'm guessing the douche bag in the power armor in their midst filled them with a false sense of bravado.
That's when I introduced them to Spray n' Pray.
I hope someone in Diamond City is packing more 5 mm ammo, because I am out!
Pray n Spray. On account of the Deathclaw I smeared across the church with it.
Day one, returned home to find the remaining vestiges of my formerly affluent lifestyle kicking about, told him to get his s%$$ together, picked up the old neighborhood. Discovered my former neighbors were some f~++ed up people, also found some gold in a cellar. I built me a shack, water purifier, bed, and generator, planted some melons.
Day two, set off for Concord, found a dog and a mole rat infestation at a Gas Station. Found Concord, learned that two hundred years later and humanity still doesn't have the balls to get s$+* done on their own. Found a Minigun, my new best friend.
Next time, I rain down hell on this unsuspecting s~~#hole.