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*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*
I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G@&~~~N GHOST PEPPERS.
Ugh, yes, ghost pepper seems to be the new sriracha, which was the new pumpkin spice, aka 'the flavor we must put in *everything* for the next six months.'
I blame Cosmo for food faddism!
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*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*
I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G@&~~~N GHOST PEPPERS.
Ugh, yes, ghost pepper seems to be the new sriracha, which was the new pumpkin spice, aka 'the flavor we must put in *everything* for the next six months.'
I blame Cosmo for food faddism!
The thing with the Sriracha stuff though is that they, ya'know, actually put f%@$ing Sriracha in it.
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I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.
I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.
Would It help if it was co-directed by Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino. The whole movie takes place in the span of five minutes, has 1,783 pop culture references, no one lives except Alanis Morissette who makes a cameo at the end to wordlessly flip everyone off.
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Because I respect you too much.
@ Viscount, yes...that would be much better.
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This is how you show your love to your PC's...
Weeee! It's a 'wampi party!
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Also, I blame Mark Moreland Cosmo that I'm now stuck with the mental picture of Jessica muttering "Yoda and squirrel" in a Russian accent.
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This is how you show your love to your PC's...
Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
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I Blame Cosmo that I appear to be suffering the effects of heat exhaustion after exerting myself in the sun today. I used to just work on through, no problems. Now the same tasks that barely slowed me down twenty years ago are kicking me in the rear.
I Blame Cosmo for getting old.
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This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
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I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
*takes notes...*
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This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
This. Gnolls are awesome.
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*takes notes...*I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.
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Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.*takes notes...*I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
Yeah, but the visual image sucks.
Besides, have you ever ridden in a papoose?
I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has no clue how uncomfortable and humiliating it is to ride in a papoose.
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.*takes notes...*I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
Howdahs
Or specially adapted hats
That's what you want.
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Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.*takes notes...*I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
Yeah, but the visual image sucks.
Besides, have you ever ridden in a papoose?
I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has no clue how uncomfortable and humiliating it is to ride in a papoose.
... attached to an armored Gnoll battle carrier.
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Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.*takes notes...*I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.This is how you show your love to your PC's...Bravo! Well done!
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...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?
I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
Howdahs
Or specially adapted hats
That's what you want.
Howdahs would also work.
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I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!
I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
Animals are also immune to the Pugwampi aura, so make sure all of those Gnolls are Rangers, and have animal companions!
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Pugwampis riding hyenas alongside of Gnolls.
I blame Cosmo for the screams of fury my players will be making...
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Yes... this encounter also seems like fun...
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I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.*takes notes...*
If the gnoll thrower spends a free action to compliment the 'wampi's firm gluteus maximus, the 'wampi receives a +1 morale bonus to damage rolls for a number of rounds equal to the gnoll's Charisma bonus (minimum 1).
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Sinister Developments are afoot in West Yorkshire, where, right opposite where I work and next to the Count Dracula restaurant (coincidence? I THINK NOT!), a branch of the shadowy Cosmo-Tech organisation has opened up. Really, Cosmo-Tech should be based in the caldera of an extinct volcano or in a prehistoric city built of cyclopean blocks beyond the Wall of Sleep as opposed to a krutty town in the North of England, but either way, this bodes ill for us.
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Um, we have a Cosmo Tech here as well.
Interesting.
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Does it *claim* to sell cosmetics and dodgy mobile phone accessories?
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I don't know. but I'll drive by there today. I'll have to check it out.
Must horde tin cans! Future generations will thank me...
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ARGH! He Who Must Be Blamed is also the Long Tail of Misery: my factory-refurbished mouse worked fine... for a while. But now the mouse makes me move it nearly 1-1/2 foot just to move the onscreen cursor a mere 2-3 inches?! It's not in the software settings or driver! Cos' Damn It!
Edit: Argh, it's getting worse!
Edit 2: Are you celebrating getting the job as the deity of technological malfunction, entropy, and the universe's heat death in Starfinder?
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Just cause...
Had an amazing day at Paizocon today and it's definitely al(most) all Cosmo's fault.
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Just cause...
Had an amazing day at Paizocon today and it's definitely al(most) all Cosmo's fault.
{whispers:} Hey! You're going to give Him a bad case of Divine Indigestion if you "blame" him for something positive!!!
I blame Cosmo for MidknightDiamond's gloating about getting to go to Paizocon, while I'm jealously reading about it!
OK, I wasn't expecting that angle.
And I blame Cosmo for Set ninja'ing me!
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I blame Cosmo that the Starfinder announcement has my brain too excited and busy to let the rest of me sleep.
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I blame Cosmo that apparently my hat didn't survive cryostasis!
MY HAAAAAAAAAAT!
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I blame Cosmo that now I'm actually writing down notes for an Inner Sea Gods-/(2e) Faiths & Avatars-style entry for a Cos'-inspired deity.
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I blame Cosmo that I JUST realized that I should be pronouncing Tacticslion as Tactics-lion and not Tack-tee-cis-lee-on. I have no idea how I managed to misread that for 2 YEARS without figuring that out.
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I blame Cosmo for ruining the only photo I get to take away from Paizocon.
And by "ruin" I mean "make even more awesome".
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I Blame Cosmo for only getting 2 hours of sleep due to the amount of f~+#ery that went on last night.
That's a lot of f*~&ery. I blame Cosmo for all the dehydration and chafing that will result.
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I Blame Cosmo for only getting 2 hours of sleep due to the amount of f~+#ery that went on last night.That's a lot of f&%@ery. I blame Cosmo for all the dehydration and chafing that will result.
Oh BELIEVE ME, if I was sleep deprived due to a long hard night of f&~+ing I would be posting in the other thread.
Sadly, what I did deal with was not something as fun, but F*~%ery. A fancy and erudite way of saying "that's some f+#&ed up shit".
I will probably sleep like a corpse when I do get home though.
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I Blame Cosmo that due to aforementioned lack of sleep and having to stay over for a meeting today I will not be able to get anything done as I will be sleeping like a corpse.
If you're in a Sleeping Beauty-like slumber, I'm sure a certain Devoted Kitty can be persuaded to kiss you awake.
...Which I guess would lead to another morning of sleep deprivation, dehydration, and possible chafing.
What devious skeins Cosmo weaves! Knit one purl two keeps the world in evil stitches.