>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo that Pazio still has not come out with a rogue/wizard hybrid class yet.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pazio still has not come out with a rogue/wizard hybrid class yet.

I blame Cosmo for only being able to get so erect.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for only being able to get so erect.

I blame Cosmo for RPGing wrong, apparently. Something something "rouge" wizard

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for adults with smartphones who show up at a Rougebox kiosk and spend 5 minutes browsing for a movie, only to walk away empty-handed. That's why they make the f*$#ing Rougebox app, so you can search/browse nearby kiosks, make a reservation, and then show up to pick up the film in less than 20 seconds. They have no excuse, as I can see them holding smartphones in their hands. Ugh. I would have told them about the app but...

I also blame the browser dude at the kiosk for leering at me. Seriously? You're predatory glaring at me, while rubbing your pregnant girlfriend's back as she stares at the screen?! C'mon, I got back in my car and waited for you to leave you were so creepy, and you still kept doing it?

[Tels]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for adults with smartphones who show up at a Rougebox kiosk and spend 5 minutes browsing for a movie, only to walk away empty-handed. That's why they make the f@#~ing Rougebox app, so you can search/browse nearby kiosks, make a reservation, and then show up to pick up the film in less than 20 seconds. They have no excuse, as I can see them holding smartphones in their hands. Ugh. I would have told them about the app but...

I also blame the browser dude at the kiosk for leering at me. Seriously? You're predatory glaring at me, while rubbing your pregnant girlfriend's back as she stares at the screen?! C'mon, I got back in my car and waited for you to leave you were so creepy, and you still kept doing it?

Technically correct.

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pazio still has not come out with a rogue/wizard hybrid class yet.

I blame Cosmo for only being able to get so erect.

I blame Cosmo for not getting this.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that Pazio still has not come out with a rogue/wizard hybrid class yet.

I blame Cosmo for only being able to get so erect.

I blame Cosmo for not getting this.

There is a limit on how erect I can get and a rogue/wizard hybrid class puts me at my limit. I was blaming Cosmo for my limited mortal erectability.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for my tax headaches this year... >_<

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for Katina putting that f*~!ing song back into my head. ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Limeylongears]

I blame Cosmo for Ambrosia being sekritly envious of Grace Slick's super '80s hair.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that now I'm gonna have to self-trepan with the 1¼" paddle/spade drill bit.

[John Kretzer]

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my tax headaches this year... >_<

I Blame Cosmo that I am still waiting on my Fed. Tax Return Check.

[Orthos]

John Kretzer wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my tax headaches this year... >_<

I Blame Cosmo that I am still waiting on my Fed. Tax Return Check.

At least you get a return... I owe about $2000 between Fed and State.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&$&&@n I hate this place.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&#$!@n I hate this place.

"on" or "in"?

[Rysky]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&#$!@n I hate this place.

"on" or "in"?

?

On.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for my mom's eating preferences.

No I did not fly to the other side of the f!#%ing country to eat at a damn Ihop.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for the heat.

Seriously, who's genius idea was it to build this place in the middle of the f$%%ing desert?!?!

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo I'm here till Saturday...

[Master Pugwampi]

I Blame Cosmo that I can't be there to watch Rysky suffer in Las Vegas, as it appears to be hilarious! :D

[Tammerine "Tammy" Dragontoe]

Tammy hasn't stopped laughing. :-D

[Rysky]

I hate you both. And Cosmo.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Rysky wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&#$!@n I hate this place.

"on" or "in"?

?

On.

I meant "on" (could be read as "at") the slot machines, or "in" them.

[Rysky]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&#$!@n I hate this place.

"on" or "in"?

?

On.

I meant "on" (could be read as "at") the slot machines, or "in" them.

Yes?

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for getting sunburnt.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for being in the middle of he g%%#*#n desert.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for going over my data plan in order to stay sane.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo that the only place here that has Mountain Dew is the buffet of the hotel we're staying at.

Do they even have it up in Seattle?

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo that sadly this will probably be the closest I ever get to Seattle...

[Rysky]

Dammit Cosmo, Prince too?

[Limeylongears]

I blame Cosmo for unhappy Succubus.

Unhappy Succubus means we all suffer.

Spoiler:

Deliciously

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Rysky wrote:

Dammit Cosmo, Prince too?

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

[thunderspirit]

Rysky wrote:

Dammit Cosmo, Prince too?

Yeah, I went there.

:'(

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for the mapping site not saving my designed dungeon map. :(

[Tels]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the mapping site not saving my designed dungeon map. :(

Link to such a site?

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Rysky wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for Vegas.

We just got here and my mom's already thrown away a couple hundred of dollars on slot machines.

G&#$!@n I hate this place.

"on" or "in"?

?

On.

I meant "on" (could be read as "at") the slot machines, or "in" them.

Yes?

Literally throwing coins on/at the Slot Machines or put boxloads of coins in them.

I blame Cosmo I had to give this explanation.

I blame Cosmo that Risky didn't get the (probably bad) joke/pun.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo that today I forget to bring a Gatorade to work today...of course today being the hottest day of the week. :(

[Cole Deschain]

I blame Cosmo for the fact that I may never find anything as funny as Rysky's suffering again.

[Insane KillMaster]

Cole Deschain wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the fact that I may never find anything as funny as Rysky's suffering again.

I call it Karma for wishing the topic title was: >>Blame *RYSKY* for ALL your problems here<< instead of >>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<.

[Kajehase]

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the heat.

Seriously, who's genius idea was it to build this place in the middle of the f@!$ing desert?!?!

Billy Wilkerson.

[Rysky]

Kajehase wrote:

Rysky wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the heat.

Seriously, who's genius idea was it to build this place in the middle of the f@!$ing desert?!?!

Billy Wilkerson.

F&$@ him too.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for him withholding pertinent, need to know information from me until it was too late.

[Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo]

I Blame Cosmo that I was actually able to make this name fit.

[Limeylongears]

I Blame Cosmo for scat-singing DM.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for:

• 5 days of backaches, muscle spasms, and poor sleep while house & pet-sitting when I didn't want to for family I'm not particularly fond of right now
  
• Mom falling and hurting herself last night while trying to protect the remaining cat from angry hungry a+%#!%~ raccoons
  
• Dad telling Mom "Eh, don't worry, it's just a sprain at most", so she didn't go see a doctor
  
• Me getting home at noon today and just out finding Mom fell and still in pain, so my sister and I had to take her to the ER on a Sunday afternoon
  
• Spending nearly 7 hours at the ER while the staff very slowly do their jobs
  
• Having to remind the staff three times that no, you really can't give Mom vicodin, oxycodone, or anything in that drug family because she is severely allergic to it... and you would f#$#ing know that already if you read her f+*+ing patient file
  
• The ER doctor saying Mom needs a splint, but not writing up the type of splint or her pain medication, and then just going off to f%%&ing dinner
  
• Spending a half-hour to find a 24 hour pharmacy still open because the rest are all closed because the ER was in no hurry
  
• Spending almost 2 hours waiting for the f%!$ing pharmacy to fill a basic prescription for mild pain killers because the pharmacist is even slower than the ER staff
  
• Spending almost 2 hours waiting for the f#&+ing pharmacy to fill a basic prescription for f!~#ing insulin for a 6yro kid who really can't f&%&ing wait 2 hours for insulin, never mind his overly-patient mom agonizing on whether her kid is going to have a serious medical issue right there in the store
  

Bonus blame points for: me barely mostly holding my s%%! together without any alprazolam to dull the anxiety-fueled near-panic attack marathon; my burning stomach full of nothing but acid; and the 1/2 hour (so far) of post-adrenaline shakes, muscles aches, and a bad headache.

However: Mom, except for one fractured bone in her hand, bruises, swelling, and a lot of pain, should be OK*, so I accept my unpleasantness as a welcome payment for her good prognosis.

* Whether Mom and Dad remain healthy after suffering through at least a week of my upcoming cooking remains to be determined.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

~crappy day~

Ugh. I blame Cosmo you're such a whiner.

[Kajehase]

I blame Cosmo for me wanting to give Amby a big hug.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the stomach problems causing me to miss work tonight.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo for:

• 5 days of backaches, muscle spasms, and poor sleep while house & pet-sitting when I didn't want to for family I'm not particularly fond of right now
  
• Mom falling and hurting herself last night while trying to protect the remaining cat from angry hungry a&*~+** raccoons
  
• Dad telling Mom "Eh, don't worry, it's just a sprain at most", so she didn't go see a doctor
  
• Me getting home at noon today and just out finding Mom fell and still in pain, so my sister and I had to take her to the ER on a Sunday afternoon
  
• Spending nearly 7 hours at the ER while the staff very slowly do their jobs
  
• Having to remind the staff three times that no, you really can't give Mom vicodin, oxycodone, or anything in that drug family because she is severely allergic to it... and you would f!&@ing know that already if you read her f$+@ing patient file
  
• The ER doctor saying Mom needs a splint, but not writing up the type of splint or her pain medication, and then just going off to f@!%ing dinner
  
• Spending a half-hour to find a 24 hour pharmacy still open because the rest are all closed because the ER was in no hurry
  
• Spending almost 2 hours waiting for the f++*ing pharmacy to fill a basic prescription for mild pain killers because the pharmacist is even slower than the ER staff
  
• Spending almost 2 hours waiting for the f@&$ing pharmacy to fill a basic prescription for f#%&ing insulin for a 6yro kid who really can't f!~*ing wait 2 hours for insulin, never mind his overly-patient mom agonizing on whether her kid is going to have a serious medical issue right there in the store
  

Bonus blame points for: me barely mostly holding my s+@! together without any alprazolam to dull the anxiety-fueled near-panic attack marathon; my burning stomach full of nothing but acid; and the 1/2 hour (so far) of post-adrenaline shakes, muscles aches, and a bad headache.

However: Mom, except for one fractured bone in her hand, bruises, swelling, and a lot of pain, should be OK*, so I accept my unpleasantness as a welcome payment for her good prognosis.

* Whether Mom and Dad remain healthy after suffering through at least a week of my upcoming cooking remains to be determined.

Where do you live again? Sounds awfully like the province of Quebec.

[Freehold DM]

I blame cosmo for Amby having real problems while I just came here to b@@$& about my mom being stupid.