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That does sound like something Cosmo would do, often, and with impunity.
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I blame Cosmo for my inability to learn Spanish.
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I blame Cosmo for Steam not giving my achievement for my lone soldier fighting a down UFO crew, in X-Com.
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I just bought a new graphics card and monitor to complete my new gaming rig- and ran out of time on my days off to actually INSTALL the new toys. Blast it Cosmo! Quit making me have to sit here and look at the new shinny playthings but no touchy until next week. EVIL!
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Yuck...you're to blame Cosmo!
My PC was grabbed and (almost?) digested by a hungry flesh.....a tumor, a TUMOR!!
Whoever thought up that monster, is both a genius and a sick mind. :P
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I blame Cosmo for April Fools' Day.
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Genius and a sick mind go a long way in game design ;)
In fact, I blame Cosmo for the above.
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I blame Cosmo for ridiculous chains of events.
For example, I had the flu in January. I coughed so much I got a hernia. The hernia gave me sciatica (I don't even). I've been limping to work for two months now (since walking to work is perversely less painful than getting into or out of a car, which leaves me almost paralyzed for a half hour), and it's really not terribly amusing any longer.
On the upside, acupuncture seems to be working. Which I don't even believe in, but, fortunately for me, lots of things I don't understand (like computers, or gravity) seem to work just fine without my permission, so that's cool.
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I Also Blame Him because this means I won't get to go to Paizocon this year.
I can't go to Dragoncon so this was supposed to the year I would be able to go. Don't know when, if ever, I'll get another chance.
I cannot favorite this because it means you will not have the opportunity to buy me a drink.
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I cannot favorite this because it means you will not have the opportunity to buy me a drink.I Also Blame Him because this means I won't get to go to Paizocon this year.
I can't go to Dragoncon so this was supposed to the year I would be able to go. Don't know when, if ever, I'll get another chance.
Which I also Blame You for.
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My wife and I packed all our s!#$ into our car and moved to Seattle, without knowing anyone there.
Have hope, it can be done. :-)
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My wife and I packed all our s*+# into our car and moved to Seattle, without knowing anyone there.
Have hope, it can be done. :-)
I know a bunch of people in Seattle via this site :3
It's just the work and housing that would be the problem if I ever wanted to move there...
I Blame Cosmo for being jealous of Captain Yesterday.
We actually moved back to the Midwest, for family reasons. :-)
It's all good, I'm still having the time of my life, even if it isn't in the city I'd choose. :-)
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Oh great and mysterious Cosmo, I praise thee for my wife's promotion.
She totally deserves it. :-)
... did.. did I do that wrong...
Nope. :-)
Although it boosts her resume which makes a possible return easier if we so desire. :-)
I still don't quite understand how that works, to be honest. :-)
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I Blame Cosmo for the not getting my tax return. So Tell me Cosmo did you tell your minions at the Infernal Revenue Service to take their time with mine?
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Step 2: repeat step one but with a different thing Cosmo clearly did or caused.
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That's okay, it's doubtful I'll every grasp the complexities involved. :-)
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I blame Cosmo for Cap's inability to learn correct blaming protocol.
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Look, it's not Yesterday's fault that Cosmo had the blaming protocols built by a team of tinker gnome lawyers from the Rube Gnomeberg, Avocados at Law firm. It's not his fault that his poor distressed Prime mind is barely coping with the strain of brief visits to this dimension... why the limited exposure has already fractured the poor boy's psyche! Heck, he must be at least borderline insane if he was desperate enough to accept me his defense lawyer.
Now Ah may be jus' a simple country pugwampi from a backwoods demiplane, Mr. Beernog, but even Ah know who is really to blame here. And all us a-jawing 'bout it won't change that fact... will it, Cosmo? {jury gasps melodramatically on cue to flashing "GASP" sign}
Ah rest mah case.
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I apologize, oh powerful Cosmo, they know not what they mean, they're simple countryfolk after all.
... No, still not getting the core concept.
That doesn't sound right...
Just... just...
Tests.
*WARNING: ANGRY RANT INCOMING. INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE ADVERSE TO STRONG OPINIONS ARE ADVISED TO STAY AWAY*
Normal tests, I can get. Teachers need a gauge of how the class is doing. But the f$!%ing [NAME REDACTED]! They blather on about how it helps the school, how you should give back, blah blah blah. BUT WHY THE F$%! SHOULD I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE PLACE THAT HAS BEEN A LIVING HELL FOR ME THE PAST FEW YEARS OUTSIDE OF A FEW FRIENDS?! FURTHERMORE, WHY CREATE EVEN MORE TEST STRESS ABOUT TESTS THAT DON'T MATTER ON TOP OF SAT/ACT?
I... I...
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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Anyways, I blame Cosmo for unnecessary tests.
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I blame Cosmo for our horrid education system, clearly it is his evil plot to make the future generations less intelligent,and thus more compliant!
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Ooo, my wife would commiserate with that.
"It's the end of the school year, and that process takes 90 days. We're not testing a kid who is coming back to school next year. Do it then, when there is time to process everything."
Heh, reminds me of argument I once heard.
A: "I graduated top of my class at [expensive school]."
B: "So you know how to neatly color in circles. I learnt how to do that in Kindergarten."
A: "..."
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*pinches nose*
Hunt, you're the prosecutor, not the defense. The DA is short for District Attorney.
Wait, what-?! District Attorney? I got an email just this morning from the Vrock Prince, Owl Pacino, who knighted me as a Devil's Advocate as thanks for helping him transfer 9 million BitQuatloos out of his Abyssal accounts before Areshkagal's accountants seized them.
Look, he left me a cool half mill for letting him temporarily park his funds in my bank account... {checks banking app} Huh, it shows my balance is currently negative zero... I guess their abacus inevitables must be temporarily down again.
I blame Cosmo that I now have to wait to spend my BitQuatloos.
I also blame him for not knowing what a BitQuatloo is.
I also also blame him that my pet Flooz ooze and Beenz leshy never arrived in the mail.
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*pinches nose*
Hunt, you're the prosecutor, not the defense. The DA is short for District Attorney.
Wait, what-?! District Attorney? I got an email just this morning from the Vrock Prince, Owl Pacino, who knighted me as a Devil's Advocate as thanks for helping him transfer 9 million BitQuatloos out of his Abyssal accounts before Areshkagal's accountants seized them.
Look, he left me a cool half mill for letting him temporarily park his funds in my bank account... {checks banking app} Huh, it shows my balance is currently negative zero... I guess their abacus inevitables must be temporarily down again.
I blame Cosmo that I now have to wait to spend my BitQuatloos.
I also blame him for not knowing what a BitQuatloo is.
I also also blame him that my pet Flooz ooze and Beenz leshy never arrived in the mail.
I Blame Cosmo for what the f!~+ did I just read?
He's clearly the ghost writer for Dr Seuss.
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I Blame Cosmo for waiting an entire day to get my internet service upgraded to Fibre Op...and they never showed. One of only days this week I could have been working thanks to the weather and I blow it waiting for a non-existent service call. :P
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I Blame Cosmo that I am just now able to visit the Pazio boards with my tablet. It only took me like two months.
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I blame Cosmo for John Cena infecting Scooby Doo.