False factoids

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Little Skylark likes to sneak into corporate power lunches and replace self-important businessmen's cell phones with novelty exploding cell phones as a practical joke.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

IHIYC gave Little Skylark the idea while the two attended GoatToucher's monthly 'Money Shower in a Helium Chamber' party.

[coldvictim]

The Movie character Heimdall from Thor was based loosely on Avatar of Zon-Kuthon's life.

Interestingly, Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is nothing like Heimdall from Norse Legend.

[Molten Dragon]

Coldvictim was the first casualty of the band Coldplay.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

The Molten Dragon was offered a part in the 2007 cgi Beowulf movie. Upon reading the script, MD rejected the part because it was that bad, but elected to model for the weird liquid gold stuff that's on Angelina Jolie and the dragon for the cash moneys if nothing else.

[GoatToucher]

An important fact about my "Money Shower in a Helium Chamber" parties: I only use coins.

A the T's headgear is solid gold and weighs over seventy pounds.

[Ventnor]

GoatToucher has never actually touched a goat in his life. He'd really like to, though; he hears that they're quite soft.

[lucky7]

Ventnor does not remember what happened last night, but regrets it deeply.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Lucky7 DOES remember what happened last night and DOESN'T regret it!

[Phil Agree]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon occasionally wears a mini Hello Kitty backpack instead of the usual chains and body-piercings.

[lucky7]

Phil Agree is fond of using McRibs as rocket fuel.

[coldvictim]

Lucky7 got his name from the fact he is the 7th clone of an experiment in creating very lucky human beings. ironically, the first six died in particularly unlikely accidents.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

coldvictim masochistically enjoys temperatures below 32˚F

[Ventnor]

Aniuś the Talewise's hit TV show, "Tale Eye for the Taleless Guy," was just renewed for its 4th season.

[Pulg]

'Ron Tnev - Moldovan Maverick' is now into its 50th series (in Moldova)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Pulg stands outside the offices of the BBC banging his head on the front door and demanding his own show until they chase him away by pouring boiling treacle all over him from the roof.

[Molten Dragon]

Determined to get back on top of his entertainment career, IHIYC took to the road to do stand up comedy. Alas, no one could hear him from the closet so it was rather short lived.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

Molten Dragon has spearheaded countless awareness campaigns for the existence of dragons.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Aniuś the Talewise considers deely-bobbers to be a symbol of high authority, and behaves deferentially towards anyone wearing them.

[Ventnor]

They say that if I'm Hiding In Your Closet looks out of the closet on the last day of February and sees their own shadow, that there will be six more weeks of winter.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

Ventnor has the extraordinary ability to spin his head 360 degrees at hypersonic speeds, enabling him to drill through solid rock face-first!

[KahnyaGnorc]

TAK wears that mask ever since starring in a particularly low-budget porn flick set on Mars.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Kahnyagnorc was also in said flick but managed to get a better paid movie character, leading to a string of success in Hollywood.

[Ventnor]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon communicates with others through a series of flashing lights built into his nose.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor is fluent in all forms of bodily Morse Code, whether nasal, ocular, aural, oral, or rectal.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

KahnyaGnorc is something of a Draconologist. They study the lives and cultures of dragons all over the world.

[Pulg]

AtT has a Durutti Frutti Hat. With horns on. And a neon sign which says 'Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Cake' in four languages.

[Ventnor]

Pulg cannot remember the last time someone asked him about the weather.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor's question the day before yesterday about the weather was so traumatic to Pulg that he now immediately blocks out any and all weather questions from his memory.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

KahnyaGnorc is the unfortunate offspring of a mating between a gnoll and an orc. They prefer not to think too much about it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Aniuś the Talewise is the unnatural offspring of a mating between a whale and a necktie. They're not unwilling to think too much about it, just unable.

[Ventnor]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet has no parents. He just spontaneously appeared in a closet one day.

[Trekkie90909]

Ventnor is a fragmented personality of a sapient Monopoly set developed in secret by the Government to hunt down terrorists.

[Phil Agree]

Trekkie90909 is $350,000 in debt due to an insatiable desire for life-size, animatronic Jar-Jar Binks statues. It is wise not to ponder what s/he does with said statues...

[Aniuś the Talewise]

Phil Agree has the uncanny supernatural power to make anyone agree with him on anything. He has made a killing in debate competitions.

[Ventnor]

Aniuś the Talewise has been observed throwing rocks at speeds that exceed the speed of light.

[lucky7]

Ventnor used to fight in the ring against Mike Tyson.

[Sissyl]

One would think that lucky7 is a lichified human. This is not true. It is really a lichified goomba.

[Ventnor]

Sissyl once climbed to the top of a mountain, triggered an avalanche, and surfed the avalanche back down to the bottom.

[GoatToucher]

Ventnor rents out his gastrointestinal tract to parties of gnomes looking for a rafting adventure.

[KahnyaGnorc]

GoatToucher is currently watching a video made by one such group of gnomes.

[Phil Agree]

KahnyaGnorc directed, edited, and provided subtitles (in Common) for the video. Though promised monetary payment, KahnyaGnorc received only underwear for his/her troubles and has thus sworn a blood-oath to destroy all gnomes.

[GoatToucher]

Phil Agree knows what Step Two is.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

GoatToucher can rock-tumble semiprecious stones by scratching his head with them. He makes a quite a bit of money from the results, although he has no idea where they come from.

[Molten Dragon]

IHIYC will put semiprecious stones in his mouth and emit a warbling keening noise with the hopes this will attract a mate.

[Ventnor]

One confused night of drinking led to Molten Dragon to be crowned the ruler of the Holy Roman Empire. He decided to abdicate after learning that his dominion was not holy, not Roman, and not an empire.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Ventnor was hatched in the future and ages backward.

[Jeff Harris 982]

KahnyaGnorc though that "tricks are for kids" meant that hookers are good for children, the board of education did not agree.

[Sissyl]

Jeff Harris is 982 because all the previous numbers were taken, and he so so so much wanted to be part of the "Evil 1000".

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sissyl has no idea, but she is being stalked everywhere she goes by a rogue Tickle-Me Elmo doll.