Haladir |
I don't use aliases very often, but if the subject of trees comes up, I post as Forest Grump.
I created Comrade Haladir to post in Doodlebug's "Old Timey Socialist Thread," but I don't think I ever did.
Ziggy Selassie comes out from time to time for Rasta-inspiried comments.
And whenever we need to get FLUMPHED UP, out comes Dr. Flumphenstein (captain of the P-Flumph Mothership).
Dick Cheney |
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Almost every time I post with this alias, it gets deleted. I don't know why.
In contrast, I have been known to elicit witty responses from Paizo executives.
"From now on, my crooked grin will be the friendly face of Paizo." Heh heh heh...
Orthos |
President Obama wrote:Almost every time I post with this alias, it gets deleted. I don't know why.In contrast, I have been known to elicit witty responses from Paizo executives.
"From now on, my crooked grin will be the friendly face of Paizo." Heh heh heh...
That's awesome.
Gark the Goblin |
I would like, if possible, to hear the story of Vomit Guy and how he got banned.
Well, a long time ago, there were these threads, see? When they got too heated, Vomit Guy would walk in and begin, erm, "spewing," his opinions. Most of which involved the contents of his stomach. One day, Vomit Guy was used one time too many, and The Man cracked down. He cracked down hard.
Now Vomit Guy has been restricted to a sort of ghetto, a private demiplane, of his own. Those who hope for his triumphal return go there to "plan."
Burgomeister of Troll Town |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:I would like, if possible, to hear the story of Vomit Guy and how he got banned.Well, a long time ago, there were these threads, see? When they got too heated, Vomit Guy would walk in and begin, erm, "spewing," his opinions. Most of which involved the contents of his stomach. One day, Vomit Guy was used one time too many, and The Man cracked down. He cracked down hard.
Now Vomit Guy has been restricted to a sort of ghetto, a private demiplane, of his own. Those who hope for his triumphal return go there to "plan."
Hee hee!
I also miss the pre-"Hide Thread" days. I know, I know. I'm in the minority.
Vomit Guy |
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:I would like, if possible, to hear the story of Vomit Guy and how he got banned.Well, a long time ago, there were these threads, see? When they got too heated, Vomit Guy would walk in and begin, erm, "spewing," his opinions. Most of which involved the contents of his stomach. One day, Vomit Guy was used one time too many, and The Man cracked down. He cracked down hard.
Now Vomit Guy has been restricted to a sort of ghetto, a private demiplane, of his own. Those who hope for his triumphal return go there to "plan."
Close. It was actually some other folk being inspired to create their own "vomit" aliases, then getting a tad enthusiastic about using them. That led innocent old me to being exiled here to the Off Topic Section. Although I do occasionally put in an appearance in other areas.
Zombie Guy |
Gark the Goblin wrote:Close. It was actually some other folk being inspired to create their own "vomit" aliases, then getting a tad enthusiastic about using them. That led innocent old me to being exiled here to the Off Topic Section. Although I do occasionally put in an appearance in other areas.Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:I would like, if possible, to hear the story of Vomit Guy and how he got banned.Well, a long time ago, there were these threads, see? When they got too heated, Vomit Guy would walk in and begin, erm, "spewing," his opinions. Most of which involved the contents of his stomach. One day, Vomit Guy was used one time too many, and The Man cracked down. He cracked down hard.
Now Vomit Guy has been restricted to a sort of ghetto, a private demiplane, of his own. Those who hope for his triumphal return go there to "plan."
BRAINS
Rubit Chris |
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Rubit Chris wrote:{sulks}THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.
PERHAPS IF THE HAMMOND HU-MAN WERE MORE THAN 16 INCHES TALL, WE COULD REGISTER IT'S SPEECH PATTERNS. WE OPERATE MORE EFFICIENTLY AT A HIGHER ELEVATION.
Talkie Toaster |
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Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. So, anyone like any... toast?
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Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
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You don't want any toast then?
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What about a muffin?
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You know the last time anyone here had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Monday the 30th. Two rounds. I mean, what's the point of having a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast? I mean, this is my job! This is cruel, just cruel. I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless! I toast, therefore I am!
Ace Rimmer |
Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. So, anyone like any... toast?
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Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
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You don't want any toast then?
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What about a muffin?
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You know the last time anyone here had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Monday the 30th. Two rounds. I mean, what's the point of having a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast? I mean, this is my job! This is cruel, just cruel. I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless! I toast, therefore I am!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.