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Or ordering breakfast. (A smoked kipper. I'll be back in time for it.)


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Branding Opportunity wrote:
Does that make halflings the gelflings of Golarion?

G.E.L.F.s? Sounds like a job for me.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


Talkie Toaster wrote:

Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. So, anyone like any... toast?

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Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?

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You don't want any toast then?

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What about a muffin?

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You know the last time anyone here had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Monday the 30th. Two rounds. I mean, what's the point of having a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast? I mean, this is my job! This is cruel, just cruel. I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless! I toast, therefore I am!

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


Treppa wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Oh yes, almost forgot: The Gungans are COMING!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. [/urizen]

For once I am forced to feel sympathy for the bad guys. Won't stop me from kicking their rear ends, though.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

(Unless I get caught by the Gungans!)


You can never watch too much Red Dwarf. And now, I have to run, some pesky nazis three alternate realities away have captured Princess Manjula.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!


Dwayne Dibbley wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I am testing the same stupid thing, except in a different way!
I'm Dwayne Dibbley!

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.


Dwayne Dibbley wrote:
I couldn't make it in to the polling place to vote, mate! I was attacked by a goanna!

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Y'all are slacking. I need you people to keep me up to date on this stuff...

Smoke me a kipper, I may be back for breakfast.


Mournblade94 banned for not having smoked me a kipper in anticipation of my breakfast.


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Le French Chef! wrote:
Zhe English cannot cook, silly, bloated whale-woman. Zhey only boil zhe food unteel eet ees gray and bland.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.