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Sissyl wrote: It is easy for a country to become corrupt and at least approach Evil. Check Burma, Campuchea in its heyday, North Korea, or the like. It's fashionable to say every country is just as bad - this is VERY far from the truth. There are places you REALLY don't want to be. REMOVE LIES FROM PREMISES
GLORIOUS LEADER SAYS REGIME IS BEST PLACE
EVERYBODY COME TO REGIME
WE HAVE WALLS AND OTHER THINGS OF NICE
DON'T LISTEN WESTERN PIG-DOG PROPAGANDA
OR YOU GET TURNED INTO SAUSAGE
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THE GNOMUNIST REGIME OF GNOMREA IS OF AGREEING WITH DANGER OF GOBLIN
GOBLIN IS PIG-DIGUSTING CAPITALIST INVENTION
SEND GOBLINS TO REGIME
REGIME MAKE SAUSAGES
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<In a poorly-lit room back in Glorious Gnomrea>
RING-RING, IS COMRADE GOBLIN OF BEING?
GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST LEADER IS OF WANTINGS TO KNOWS PROGRESS OF INVASION OF DIRTY WESTERN ENEMY
GLORIOUS LEADER IS OF SUPPORTIVE, SEND SIX CLOCKS AND BOX OF SOCKS
NO, YOU UNDERSTAND WRONG
CONCENTRATION CAMP IS FOR BETTER THINKING
PERSON IN HOME, WATCHING DIRTY WESTERN PIG TV? NO CONCENTRATED
PERSON IN CAMP, WATCHING GLORIOUS LEADER VIDEO AND PUNCHING ROCK TO MAKE TINIER ROCKS? YES CONCENTRATED
REGIME ALSO MAKE ORANGE JUICE THERE. HIGHER CONCENTRATION
THIS PROPAGANDA MAKES GLORIOUS LEADER OF BOTHERED
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Fawful wrote: Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote: IN GNOMUNIST KOREA THERE ONLY ONE TITLE: GLORIOUS LEADER
YOU GLORIOUS LEADER? THEN TITLE AND PRETTY WATCHES (FOR KEEPING GLORIOUS TIME)
YOU NO GLORIOUS LEADER? THEN WHAT YOU DO OUTSIDE MINE. GO BACK IN MINE, OR WE MAKE YOU SAUSAGE
Fawful is having title for you, head of fire! Fink-rat! AGAIN IS YOU
BOTHERING IS BEING HAD
WE DON'T SAY KILL-PERSON AGENT IS SENT IN WAY OF YOU, BUT WE DON'T SAY HE NOT SENT EITHER
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IN GNOMUNIST KOREA THERE ONLY ONE TITLE: GLORIOUS LEADER
YOU GLORIOUS LEADER? THEN TITLE AND PRETTY WATCHES (FOR KEEPING GLORIOUS TIME)
YOU NO GLORIOUS LEADER? THEN WHAT YOU DO OUTSIDE MINE. GO BACK IN MINE, OR WE MAKE YOU SAUSAGE
WE OFFER 2 DOLLAR FOR COMRADE ANKLEBITER!
YES! GNOMUNIST REGIME THINK HE WORTH ONLY 2 DOLLAR
HA HA
SEE HOW WE OFFER LITTLE MONEY FOR GOBLIN? BECAUSE GOBLIN WORTH LITTLE MONEY. 2 DOLLAR IS LITTLE MONEY!
Comrade Anklebiter wrote: Racists and plutocrats, you will all pay!!!
Except for Comrade Gnomunist who is quite correct that there are no copyright laws on the collective but here in the belly of the beast, in the words of Tracy Marrow,
I gotta get paid tonight, you're motherf@#+ing right
think of my grip, check my biznitch, keep my game tight.
Vive le Galt!
PENSIVE SIGH
REGIME THINKS YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT
COMRADE ANKLEBITER'S PLAN FOR INSIDER COLLAPSE OF PIG-DOG SYSTEM IS A GO
BUT KEEP SECRET. WE HAVE NICE-PERSON OUTSIDER IMAGE TO MAINTAIN
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GNUMENORIANS IS ONLY LEGENDS
THERE IS NO GNUMENOR, WAS NO GNUMENOR, AND WILL BE NO GNUMENOR
NO ONE KNOWS OF GNUMENOR
NOT ASK OF GNUMENOR
REGIME NOT HAVE GNUMENORIANS IN SECRET RESEARCH FACILITIES DEVELOPING MIND-CONTROL
BECAUSE THERE IS NO GNUMENORIANS
NOW STOP ASKING, OR YOU BECOME SAUSAGE
Comrade Anklebiter wrote: Terquem wrote: Gobble DeGook, I understand, is a committee member of the Goblin proletariat charged with the writing of Goblin/Kobold treaties, most of which always include this provision Um, excuse me, Citizen Terquem is it?
Yeah, well, look: the commie goblin angle thing? That's mine. I've got it copyrighted and shiznit and no one is allowed to make stuff up about the Glorious Goblin's Revolution without paying me a cut. I like you, so, let's say, 15%?
Otherwise, I'm afraid we're going to have to set up picketlines around your home and workplace.
Also, Comrade Gobble DeGook is not amused. Be warned. NU-UH
NO COPYRIGHT LAWS UNDER REGIME
YOUR IDEA BELONGS TO THE COLLECTIVE
ALSO, YOU EXCEED QUOTA FOR PICKETLINE REQUESTS. NO MORE PICKETLINES THIS WEEK FOR YOU. MAYBE BURNING OF TIRES, BUT ONLY SEVENTEEN, AND NO ROCKS
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Icyshadow wrote:
Also, next thing I'll hear about is probably the North Korean Metal Gear. How is you of finding out! WHO IS OF SAYINGS! REVEAL SOURCE!
You western pig-dogs smuggling secret microfilms in watermellons!
Then you of wonder why Great Leader make satellite. Gnomunist Regime is victims here, really.
Fawful wrote: I have chortles. The smile of your threats are wet and unappetizing like the bottom of the frying pan which is layered in the grease of defeat. Grease that is thick and chunky with the sausage of your doom.
Fawful is in the big comfy chair, cozy with the sipping of the hot cocoa of mockery that laughs at your face like a caricature drawn by a kid that is stupid. You have the impatience. You must stop and sample the sprinkles in life's salad bar.
I have amusement!
Threatening sayings of no content you say! Glorious Gnomunist Regime is without amused!
Fist of Great Leader descent from sky satellite and break your hot cocoa with Invincible Missile!
HA HA! NO MORE HOT COCOA FOR CHICKEN PERSON!
What is that, chicken person? You sad for is of no hot cocoa?
This is face of Gnomunist Regime caring: THERE IS OF NO FACE, HA HA!
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Fawful wrote: Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote: Angstspawn wrote: Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote: HA HA
You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!
Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!
We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!
HA HA
Bluff is not enough to win a fight.
Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!
They train for lighter combat!
Food is filthy capitalist invention!
Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.
You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.
Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.
What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!
Gnomunist Regime wins again!
HA HA Drizzle rage dressing on kingdom next door! From SPACE! Rage dressing on a salad of EVIL!!
I HAVE FURY!! What!
I HAVE MORE FURY! YOU ONLY MIDLY ANGRY IN COMPARISON!
NOBODY ANGRIER THAN GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST REGIME!
MY HAIR IS MADE OF FIRE! WHAT PROOF MORE WANT YOU!
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Angstspawn wrote: Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote: HA HA
You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!
Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!
We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!
HA HA
Bluff is not enough to win a fight.
Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!
They train for lighter combat!
Food is filthy capitalist invention!
Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.
You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.
Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.
What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!
Gnomunist Regime wins again!
HA HA
HA HA
You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!
Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!
We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!
HA HA
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THERE ARE NO COMPLAINS IN GNOMUNIST REGIME
GREAT LEADER TOO GOOD FOR PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN
NO COMPLAIN, ONLY CONGRATULATION
FILTHY WESTERN PIG-DOGS WANT COMPLAIN?
TOO BAD, YOU GO TO DUNGEON
HAPPY DUNGEON OF CONGRATULATION
Yes! You dead now, goblin silly person!
You invoke wrath of Glorious Gnomezilla!
Gnomezilla, smash puny capitalist goblin!
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: Dicey the House Goblin.
Gark the Goblin.
Anklebiter Humperdink.
Pillbug Toenibbler.
I like goblins.
Goblin pig-dog!
Gnome is best race! Goblin smell like donkey bottom on dirty place!
Timothy Withem wrote: They should be happy to be associated with South Korea.
That's the Korea sibling that everyone likes!
Joking...sort of...
Glorious Great Leader find no funny in joke.
We watch you, now.
Erik Mona wrote: Kazakstan is greatest country in the world,
All other countries run by little girls...
Silly Country Police uses phone to say us "Hello, is Silly Country escape?"
We say "Yes, Kazakstan is escape"
Ha ha
Because Kazakstan is silly country. See? We call you silly country and you can don't do thing againts.
Who little girl now?
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Argh, you filthy western pig-dogs!
You think flag treachery scares mighty Best Korea?
You think Glorious Great Leader afraid of puny capitalist propaganda?
You know nothing!
Triple rainbow over mount Baekdu announce great rain of tanks over silly-hat enemy! Our legions large as very large thing!
Then better big cuadruple rainbow says Glorious Great Leader marry best woman in world and have many Tiny Glorious Great Leaders to put shoe over pig-face western person!
Yes, you see soon, no escape for you!
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