THE GNOMUNIST REGIME OF GNOMREA IS OF AGREEING WITH DANGER OF GOBLIN
GOBLIN IS PIG-DIGUSTING CAPITALIST INVENTION
SEND GOBLINS TO REGIME
REGIME MAKE SAUSAGES
<In a poorly-lit room back in Glorious Gnomrea>
RING-RING, IS COMRADE GOBLIN OF BEING?
GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST LEADER IS OF WANTINGS TO KNOWS PROGRESS OF INVASION OF DIRTY WESTERN ENEMY
GLORIOUS LEADER IS OF SUPPORTIVE, SEND SIX CLOCKS AND BOX OF SOCKS
NO, YOU UNDERSTAND WRONG
CONCENTRATION CAMP IS FOR BETTER THINKING
PERSON IN HOME, WATCHING DIRTY WESTERN PIG TV? NO CONCENTRATED
PERSON IN CAMP, WATCHING GLORIOUS LEADER VIDEO AND PUNCHING ROCK TO MAKE TINIER ROCKS? YES CONCENTRATED
REGIME ALSO MAKE ORANGE JUICE THERE. HIGHER CONCENTRATION
THIS PROPAGANDA MAKES GLORIOUS LEADER OF BOTHERED
AGAIN IS YOU
BOTHERING IS BEING HAD
WE DON'T SAY KILL-PERSON AGENT IS SENT IN WAY OF YOU, BUT WE DON'T SAY HE NOT SENT EITHER
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
REGIME THINKS YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT
COMRADE ANKLEBITER'S PLAN FOR INSIDER COLLAPSE OF PIG-DOG SYSTEM IS A GO
BUT KEEP SECRET. WE HAVE NICE-PERSON OUTSIDER IMAGE TO MAINTAIN
Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
NO COPYRIGHT LAWS UNDER REGIME
YOUR IDEA BELONGS TO THE COLLECTIVE
ALSO, YOU EXCEED QUOTA FOR PICKETLINE REQUESTS. NO MORE PICKETLINES THIS WEEK FOR YOU. MAYBE BURNING OF TIRES, BUT ONLY SEVENTEEN, AND NO ROCKS
How is you of finding out! WHO IS OF SAYINGS! REVEAL SOURCE!
You western pig-dogs smuggling secret microfilms in watermellons!
Then you of wonder why Great Leader make satellite. Gnomunist Regime is victims here, really.
Threatening sayings of no content you say! Glorious Gnomunist Regime is without amused!
Fist of Great Leader descent from sky satellite and break your hot cocoa with Invincible Missile!
HA HA! NO MORE HOT COCOA FOR CHICKEN PERSON!
What is that, chicken person? You sad for is of no hot cocoa?
This is face of Gnomunist Regime caring: THERE IS OF NO FACE, HA HA!
I HAVE MORE FURY! YOU ONLY MIDLY ANGRY IN COMPARISON!
NOBODY ANGRIER THAN GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST REGIME!
MY HAIR IS MADE OF FIRE! WHAT PROOF MORE WANT YOU!
Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!
They train for lighter combat!
Food is filthy capitalist invention!
Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.
You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.
Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.
What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!
Gnomunist Regime wins again!
Erik Mona wrote:
Silly Country Police uses phone to say us "Hello, is Silly Country escape?"
We say "Yes, Kazakstan is escape"
Because Kazakstan is silly country. See? We call you silly country and you can don't do thing againts.
Who little girl now?
Argh, you filthy western pig-dogs!
You think flag treachery scares mighty Best Korea?
You think Glorious Great Leader afraid of puny capitalist propaganda?
You know nothing!
Triple rainbow over mount Baekdu announce great rain of tanks over silly-hat enemy! Our legions large as very large thing!
Then better big cuadruple rainbow says Glorious Great Leader marry best woman in world and have many Tiny Glorious Great Leaders to put shoe over pig-face western person!
Yes, you see soon, no escape for you!