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HAmmond! Where is my car so I can show up when they were talking about British humor.

Drejk wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Thought for tonight: I am usually giggling when I see jadwiga in Pathfinder wiki or Reign Of Winter discussions, because it is a common Polish female name (and name of The Kingdom Of Poland's most famous Queen). Shortened petty form Jadzia.

jadzia dax?

Yup. But it should be remembered that in Polish j is longer i like y in yacht or yeti.

I always wanted a yeti....

Hammond You idiot you should have put the zombies in a skoda.

[Jeremy Clarkson's voice] Butter 2, margarine zilch! [/Jeremy Clarkson's voice]

Stop stealing my alias.

Samurai wrote:

The impression Anita gave was "American games were terribly sexist because...", and then listed nothing but Japanese games, and ignored the efforts of American companies to change the games to suit American audiences as much as they could.

It's like talking about how terribly sexist American comics and animation are, and then showing nothing but manga and anime. Even if they have been translated into English and are for sale in the US, it doesn't mean they represent American cultural values or should be used as an example of "sexist American media"....

Toyotas are some of the most popular cars in America; many of them are even manufactured here. Toyota is a Japanese company, but they are built for Americans; they are representative of what types of vehicle Americans drive.

Video games, anime -- it's the same thing. Everything you see these days is made with Americans in mind. ESPECIALLY if you look at it and think it's sooooo Japanese, because that's what Americans want.

so they design them to be rubbish in corners?

A honey bdager I hope it does not rip off my testes.

Aberzombie wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Before I forget, I just wanted to let you guys know....

....I love ya'll.

Really? Where's my kiss?

Kiss? Oh no, friend dragon! I've got....other ways....to show my affection.

Does it involve a windowless van? I hope it does.

Does it have a Jaugar XJ220 engine in the back?

Why can't you discuss alignment do you want your car to go into a ditch? Also I would hate to be stuck driving behind a paladin.

IT is time to put a cosmic overlord in our reasonably priced car.

a numbers of hours of labor 5d10

b number hours of labor 4d8

Stupid American he drives on the wrong side of the road.

I thought they went bust.

Gary Teter wrote:

sara: i no longer have desire to make kitten RPG

{squeaks:} How about Top Gearfinder? You could replace paladins with Stigs.

The May would take a class penalty equal to its level in Survival (Know Direction) checks, though. And replace fascinate with bore to death.

Then the powergamers will always want more power.

this car should come with bacon

SO are you trying to say the doctor is the opposite of a footballer because they make cars uncool.

And these aren't the ones I made with a snowbine.

The Stig wrote:

Jeremy Clarkson wrote:

This thread is rubbish.

THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.

This robot needs more power.

This thread is rubbish.

Do the dwarves want more power.

The bangles isn't that rubbish the stig listened to once in Germany?

Some say that he can't tell the difference between a hamster and a halfling and that he thinks sheep have a kinetic energy recovery system. All we know is he is called the stig.

When you ask how hard can it be you get yourself into a load of hard work and misery. And it is a rubbish question.

I want to kill gnomes more if they are in a caravan.

Some say taht he can't eat mashed potatoes for religous reasons.