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Chemically-enhanced attendant's page
57 posts. Alias of Patrick Curtin.
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aeglos wrote: well, it is the way Americans speak in contrast to BBC English
also we Europeans expect the stereotypical American to always and anytime loudly chew bubblegum/cheweing gum while speaking
Like, we talk all like, English and junk. Not like those guys from Canadia
Brah, my gas station had EZ Wider extra wides.
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Uhhh. That ain't me. I'm from Buffalo.
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Pass me that Eucharist Kush, dude!
The bud of the kind
Ramen.
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Dude, are you, like, holding?
Smoke a brother up, wouldja?
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Bongo Pipeweed wrote: Fireman Gob Montag wrote: IDTheftVictim wrote: hands pile of bus brake cables to Montag {strikes an Oskar Werner-esque pose, ignites rocket pack... and crashes into second bus} Whoa. You have a hot dog mobile? And, like, you crashed it into a bus? Harsh, man, harsh...
Anybody else totally into a hot dog right now? Can you spot me, man? Way karma... Dude, you holdin? Don't bogart, man...
I got you if you need it, pod-dude
Like, if anyone needs me I'll be taking my break out behind the dumpsters...
Dude, where's my extra pepperoni and mushroom pie?
Commandant Happy Hour wrote: I dropped acid, once.
Or twice... or a bunch... then there was the shrooms...
You holding bro?
Whoa, bro. You had a lot of time on your hands
That was ... Beautiful...Man
Hay I ain't no chew toy! Leggo you crazy mutt. Hey moonflower! Stop tugging on me! You're harshing my buzz, dude!
A greenish puff of smoke appears, revealing a gangly figure dressed in a garish rayon top and faded jeans
Whooah!! That was trippy!
Whoah. I'm tripping balls, yo
whooah. This is one trippy kegger. Whose the drow chick in the leather?
*bubble bubble*
OWWW! Leggo you mangy ...whatever you are!
Tosses pizza
Go gettit boy!
I'm outta here dude! Hey gobbo, you need a ride? If you don't mind sitting on some old pizza boxes my '86 Civic is waiting doen the hill
Hey I just wanna get paid for my pizza, dude
sticks out grimy palm
Did somebody order an extra large anchovy,olive and extra cheese?
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You're welcome little green dude!
[bubble bubble]
Time for that alternate to beer now
When my daughter's nurse bugs out at four, I think I shall set the claock to 4:20.
Speakin' of brownies, I need to go treat myself to a mental heatlh break...
Exuent stage left
CHEESE IT! THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey where's my pizza? Oh, sorry, wrong papa ...
*bubble bubble*
snatches bong
Yoink!
runs
Like .... Mellow off, man
*bubble bubble*
Hay, can I get a spray of that stuff on my burrito?
Hey it aint 4:20 yet!
>.>
<.<
OK, it's 4:20 somewhere ...
*inhale*
Dude. This is trippy
*exhale*
*toggle mike*
Please come inside to pay Pump One!
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Hey bro, no likker here! Just fine sinsemilla!
*inhale*
Legalize it!
Wait, this isn't the Hempfest rally? Where am I?
Aberzombie wrote: Mmmmm.....cookie? Fig Newtons and Chips Ahoy are over on the table dude, help yerself.
Aberzombie wrote: Mmmmm.....hugs. Dude you look like you just stepped off a Maiden cover. Is your name Eddie?
I aint huggin' you, I ain't on E or nothin'. Sheesh
Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote: [bubble bubble bubble] TAKE IT TO THE HEAD!
Ahh, you pussy ..
Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote: Yeah. This needed to be rolled. Like my joints.
{twirls 'stasche}
C'mere you!
wrestles plant to floor. Sounds of ripping and screeching are followed with silence. Then a fragrant cloud fills the air
Righteous ...
I got a lot of acid damage at OzzFest. My bro hooked me up and I picked a fight with three bikers ... *groan*
Take it to the head Lucky!
Bummer. Lemme see what's left of the Blueberry Thunderfnck.
*rustle rustle*
*crinkle crinkle*
*tap tap*
*click*
*bubble bubble*
*sss* There yah go! *KOH*
Go to it little gnarly dude!
Hey Lobie, you ever see that leprechaun movie? This dude looks like him, right?
You ever see that movie, man? You got a pot of gold? *giggles*
Dude! That is one gnarly costume! You wanna rip?
passes oddly-shaped glass instrument
*bubble*
Meh. Nothing on TV
*bubble*
*bubble*
I ain't doing nothin so imma gonna drink my beer and feed my head and you can do your Nazi head-trip thing over there. I ain't gonna bother you, you don't bother me, Kay?
*bubble*
Cheeze it! It's the boss!
Looks innocent
*bubble*
Meh. Whatevs
*bubble*
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