Mammy Graul

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715 posts. Alias of Patrick Curtin.


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He’s mah great-great-greatx30 grandpappy. Our folks came from Egypt back in the day, afore we wuz expelled and sailed to Ultima Thule.


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Iä iä! By the signs and portents shall ye know the Old Ones coming!

The Herald walks abroad! the Walking Man, the Ebon Pharaoh! Chaos and death follow in his footsteps!

I knows him personal like. He was my prom date.


That’s mah mammy and pappy there.


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Don’t you be sassing the Black Goat!


Why the Goat with a Thousand Young! I do have a lot of kinfolk


New year a-comin’. Might’n be the year the Old Ones come back. I do miss my pappy.


Ayup


Whirs my double cheese and fungus at?


Auta be a Law agin dem


Who farted?


Ayup


Worse than gubbmint revenooers


My aim is off

*BANG*


*click click*

BANG!!


Hograth Graul wrote:
I love my mammy. Oh, yessiree, I love my mammy!

I loves you tew, my little toadstool!


Ah thinks ah missed


That's sum meat on the hoof boys!

*click click*

BANG!


Wheal, go shoot me a hippeh!


Chicken butt


Quick lil critter


It's even wurse! He's a dang hippeh Monkey! GETTIM!

click click

*BANG*


Well, whachoo waitin' fer? Blast dat varmint!


Ayup


He does look mighty plump and tastee


Ayup


Who let that thar dirty money on mah poarch!?!?


Dang thing is a messing with the flow of time as well. There's snow on the mountaintops yonder! Last I reckoned it twern't even near Samhain yet!


Peeks in rift from other side

It's this durn shootin' iron! It done blasted a hole clean through tew another univerts!


It's some sorta paralyzed univerts


Naow thisseres a pickle. And no mistake


Interdimensional rift opens. Large bulky figure falls out

Gol' Dangit! I musta set the rifle to the wrong settin'!


I gots me mah new fowlin' piece. It's a Sig Sauer Shoggoth Mk 325. Inter-dimensional Plasma Pulse rifle. Mah Uncle-Cousin Aloysius bought it fer me as a courtin' present.

Naow, lemme see here...

Fiddles with several knobs and cranks bolt back

Say cheese hippehs!

BAMF


Who'll git me sum more hippeh? This here stews a bit thin


That's whut dey say. Ayup


Have a spoonful


Ah'm cooking up some hippeh stew. Y'all want sum?


I think dem Ol' 'Uns done sent dem hippehs to bedevvil us'n. Deys shore madness inducin'


Ayup


We-ail it's be a might tough killin ' them since they been takin' them Mario Mushrooms. Allus got an extree life or two


If there is sumpin', it be that thar hippeh


Damn hippeh's more slippery than a Deep One during mating season.


Go ahead an' take annover one, Zombeh. I has a hankerin' fer sum soup.


I wants me some a-those Hippehpeño poppers.

Mmmm. Mexican hippehs


Mmm. Murdered, gutted, and flavor injected hippeh! Now that's a meal!


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I hopes not! All them sitins keeps their meet nice and tender. 'Celt for them pickiteers. I cain't staind the taste of free-range hippeh.


We needs one-a them Me-Lenny-Y'all hippehs, not this old 'un. He's all stringy and smells like patchouli. Ruins the stew seasoning.


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Ayup. That's a close to a guarantee yew gonna get these-here days.

Hey thar hippeh! If'n yew stand in the middle of that thar pentagram there's a really rare one-a them Pokémon thingies alla yew hippehs seem to lahk so much. Go on! Yew gotta catchem all!


Who got a virgin hippeh to kill fer the ritoal?


Seems liak the stars are Ight, ayup ...


Mmmmmm otter pie

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