He’s mah great-great-greatx30 grandpappy. Our folks came from Egypt back in the day, afore we wuz expelled and sailed to Ultima Thule.
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Iä iä! By the signs and portents shall ye know the Old Ones coming! The Herald walks abroad! the Walking Man, the Ebon Pharaoh! Chaos and death follow in his footsteps! I knows him personal like. He was my prom date.
That’s mah mammy and pappy there.
Don’t you be sassing the Black Goat!
Why the Goat with a Thousand Young! I do have a lot of kinfolk
New year a-comin’. Might’n be the year the Old Ones come back. I do miss my pappy.
Ayup
Whirs my double cheese and fungus at?
Auta be a Law agin dem
Who farted?
Ayup
Worse than gubbmint revenooers
My aim is off *BANG*
*click click* BANG!!
I love my mammy. Oh, yessiree, I love my mammy! I loves you tew, my little toadstool!
Ah thinks ah missed
That's sum meat on the hoof boys! *click click* BANG!
Wheal, go shoot me a hippeh!
Chicken butt
Quick lil critter
It's even wurse! He's a dang hippeh Monkey! GETTIM! click click *BANG*
Well, whachoo waitin' fer? Blast dat varmint!
He does look mighty plump and tastee
Ayup
Who let that thar dirty money on mah poarch!?!?
Dang thing is a messing with the flow of time as well. There's snow on the mountaintops yonder! Last I reckoned it twern't even near Samhain yet!
Peeks in rift from other side It's this durn shootin' iron! It done blasted a hole clean through tew another univerts!
It's some sorta paralyzed univerts
Naow thisseres a pickle. And no mistake
Interdimensional rift opens. Large bulky figure falls out Gol' Dangit! I musta set the rifle to the wrong settin'!
I gots me mah new fowlin' piece. It's a Sig Sauer Shoggoth Mk 325. Inter-dimensional Plasma Pulse rifle. Mah Uncle-Cousin Aloysius bought it fer me as a courtin' present. Naow, lemme see here... Fiddles with several knobs and cranks bolt back Say cheese hippehs! BAMF
Who'll git me sum more hippeh? This here stews a bit thin
That's whut dey say. Ayup
Have a spoonful
Ah'm cooking up some hippeh stew. Y'all want sum?
I think dem Ol' 'Uns done sent dem hippehs to bedevvil us'n. Deys shore madness inducin'
Ayup
We-ail it's be a might tough killin ' them since they been takin' them Mario Mushrooms. Allus got an extree life or two
If there is sumpin', it be that thar hippeh
Damn hippeh's more slippery than a Deep One during mating season.
Go ahead an' take annover one, Zombeh. I has a hankerin' fer sum soup.
I wants me some a-those Hippehpeño poppers. Mmmm. Mexican hippehs
Mmm. Murdered, gutted, and flavor injected hippeh! Now that's a meal!
I hopes not! All them sitins keeps their meet nice and tender. 'Celt for them pickiteers. I cain't staind the taste of free-range hippeh.
We needs one-a them Me-Lenny-Y'all hippehs, not this old 'un. He's all stringy and smells like patchouli. Ruins the stew seasoning.
Ayup. That's a close to a guarantee yew gonna get these-here days. Hey thar hippeh! If'n yew stand in the middle of that thar pentagram there's a really rare one-a them Pokémon thingies alla yew hippehs seem to lahk so much. Go on! Yew gotta catchem all!
Who got a virgin hippeh to kill fer the ritoal?
Seems liak the stars are Ight, ayup ...
Mmmmmm otter pie
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