Mammy Graul

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708 posts. Alias of Patrick Curtin.


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Whirs my double cheese and fungus at?


Auta be a Law agin dem


Who farted?


Ayup


Worse than gubbmint revenooers


My aim is off

*BANG*


*click click*

BANG!!


Hograth Graul wrote:
I love my mammy. Oh, yessiree, I love my mammy!

I loves you tew, my little toadstool!


Ah thinks ah missed


That's sum meat on the hoof boys!

*click click*

BANG!


Wheal, go shoot me a hippeh!


Chicken butt


Quick lil critter


It's even wurse! He's a dang hippeh Monkey! GETTIM!

click click

*BANG*


Well, whachoo waitin' fer? Blast dat varmint!


Ayup


He does look mighty plump and tastee


Ayup


Who let that thar dirty money on mah poarch!?!?


Dang thing is a messing with the flow of time as well. There's snow on the mountaintops yonder! Last I reckoned it twern't even near Samhain yet!


Peeks in rift from other side

It's this durn shootin' iron! It done blasted a hole clean through tew another univerts!


It's some sorta paralyzed univerts


Naow thisseres a pickle. And no mistake


Interdimensional rift opens. Large bulky figure falls out

Gol' Dangit! I musta set the rifle to the wrong settin'!


I gots me mah new fowlin' piece. It's a Sig Sauer Shoggoth Mk 325. Inter-dimensional Plasma Pulse rifle. Mah Uncle-Cousin Aloysius bought it fer me as a courtin' present.

Naow, lemme see here...

Fiddles with several knobs and cranks bolt back

Say cheese hippehs!

BAMF


Who'll git me sum more hippeh? This here stews a bit thin


That's whut dey say. Ayup


Have a spoonful


Ah'm cooking up some hippeh stew. Y'all want sum?


I think dem Ol' 'Uns done sent dem hippehs to bedevvil us'n. Deys shore madness inducin'


Ayup


We-ail it's be a might tough killin ' them since they been takin' them Mario Mushrooms. Allus got an extree life or two


If there is sumpin', it be that thar hippeh


Damn hippeh's more slippery than a Deep One during mating season.


Go ahead an' take annover one, Zombeh. I has a hankerin' fer sum soup.


I wants me some a-those Hippehpeño poppers.

Mmmm. Mexican hippehs


Mmm. Murdered, gutted, and flavor injected hippeh! Now that's a meal!


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I hopes not! All them sitins keeps their meet nice and tender. 'Celt for them pickiteers. I cain't staind the taste of free-range hippeh.


We needs one-a them Me-Lenny-Y'all hippehs, not this old 'un. He's all stringy and smells like patchouli. Ruins the stew seasoning.


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Ayup. That's a close to a guarantee yew gonna get these-here days.

Hey thar hippeh! If'n yew stand in the middle of that thar pentagram there's a really rare one-a them Pokémon thingies alla yew hippehs seem to lahk so much. Go on! Yew gotta catchem all!


Who got a virgin hippeh to kill fer the ritoal?


Seems liak the stars are Ight, ayup ...


Mmmmmm otter pie


Someone needs to drive him over with their 4x4 truck


Yew know what my fancy name fer raw meat is? Roadkill


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Y'all want some hippeh sashimi?

I is a decent Elder god-fearing woman! I don't cotton to none of this hippeh sashimi! I mate with goatmen and Deep Ones like the Dread Lord intended!


Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


Dats what I gets fer plantin' mandrake! Never agin!

*click click*

BLAM!!


Course yew kin'! There's allus more round the next bend. Have at it!


Dem old 'uns allus did like a sakrifice what was all hepped up on mandrake

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