Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. So, anyone like any... toast?
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Some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
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You don't want any toast then?
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What about a muffin?
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You know the last time anyone here had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Monday the 30th. Two rounds. I mean, what's the point of having a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast? I mean, this is my job! This is cruel, just cruel. I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless! I toast, therefore I am!
