209) Wow! I didn't realize they could do that before I threw them at you guys!
Happened 3 times last game session.
211: Did you write down on your sheet? Then you don't have it.
211: Did you write down on your sheet? Then you don't have it.
I had a GM once state that since I didn't specifically write down each article of clothing seperately, that i was running around naked. So my character was arrested for running around town naked.
But nakedness befits a lizardman !
191) [at the telephone] "Look, honey, I'm in the middle of a game with the guys just right now... Of course, I love you !"
Oh I remember that one, that and other equally awkward, mood-killing phone calls...
Including "you... you mean, break-up for good?"
That last one is harsh !
212) That one happened last week, in a Skull & Shackles game:
Player 1: "So ! I get to be the captain of this whole crew. Ain't I grand ! ? And you [pointing towards Player 2], you'll be my second in command !"
Player 2:"No. I'll NEVER be your second in command !"
Player 1 (bemused):"Ho, hmmm. So your character doesn't want to be my character's second in command ?"
Player 2 (dead serious):"No. I don't want to play anything while you are in charge, Player 1 !"[/b]
Player 1: " ... [gurgling noises]"
(The situation was resolved shortly after to the mutual satisfaction of the 2 players - who are longtime friends).
Note: okay, it has nothing to do with the DM.
107. "Will save!"
This one. Always.
214) They don't exist in my game.
I could go in detail why that's wrong, but I bolded the important part instead.
214) They don't exist in my game.
oh yeah...
however, this would also be a contender for the the presently non-existent thread: Things You DO Want To Hear The Dungeon Master Say.
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216) "The only evil you can detect is coming from that ladybug... yeah, it's a pretty strong aura."
217) "It radiates a... what's higher than Strong again? Oh, yeah, it's a Overwhelming magical aura. You said you were holding it, right?"
218)The tarra... tarasqwweee... tarask... the... whatever the f+#& you call it... it charges.
218) *consult the bestiary/AP text/notes/etc* "Wow, I forgot it could do that."
219) "Yeah, Fast Healing 15 is pretty cool."
220) "Make a Will save. You really don't want to fail this one, BTW."
221) "You failed your Will save? Come with me." *GM takes player into another room for 'friendly chat'*
Mixing things up a bit:
222) "The creature's claws viciously rend into your tender flesh. You have Fortitude, right?"
223) "The Prince wants to see you in her office about that incident last night, right now."
224) "Make a Perception + Aler- wait, how many dots of Auspex do you have? Oh, nevermind."
225) "What's your Willpower?"
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226) "Put your pants on."
223) "The Prince wants to see you in her office about that incident last night, right now."
224) "Make a Perception + Aler- wait, how many dots of Auspex do you have? Oh, nevermind."
Those two are from Vampire games right?
Well said
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228. " You feel a series of pains in your chest, as though the tightness you've felt for the past few days is suddenly attempting to burst forth... "
229. "Oh wow, I didn't think anything had DR above 20 anymore."
230. "And regeneration 20? Ouch."
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231. "One of the (anything) jumps from the thing at you. What's your touch AC?"
232. We lost another player. Everyone has to run 2 characters.
233. There has to be a party rogue, because, traps.
235. Why do I always roll crits when I'm running the game instead of when I'm a player?
241. You see a Zom Bee, going Zom, Zom, Zom!
242. GM: The smoke from the fireplace coalesces into the ghostly shape of a woman, who floats toward you. She beckons you closer, as if she wants to tell you something. What do you do?
The Virgin (has the Ring): I lean in, curious to hear what she has to say.
GM: She wraps her arms around you and presses her lips against yours... but she is made of smoke. You feel the smoke fill your lungs and you begin to cough uncontrollably. What do you do?
The Virgin: Uhhh... I want to redirect its attention elsewhere. I try to suppress the coughing and lean in to the kiss. I think that would count as 'Caress A Horror?'
GM: Agreed. Roll plus Blood.
Virgin: <rolls 2d6> 2 plus 3 minus 1 is four. Solid miss.
GM: The smoke-ghost pours more of herself into The Bride's lungs, which now burn, desperate for air. Virgin, take one Trauma. The Bride staggers backward hitting her head against the stone hearth, and slides down the wall to the floor. All Sisters also take one Trauma. What do you do?
Virgin: ....I pass the ring to Animus.
GM: Animus, you now control the Bride. What do you do?
Animus: You said there is a tiger-skin rug before the fireplace? I pick it up and start beating on the smoke-ghost, hoping to dissipate it.
GM: I think you are Sullying Yourself With Violence. Roll plus Carnality...I think you need to make a hit here or you will Shatter...
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244. This will be a low magic setting.
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245: "Kender are a race option." I grab my stuff and run.
251: It's a bag of beans. I got this random list from the internet.