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209) Wow! I didn't realize they could do that before I threw them at you guys!
Happened 3 times last game session.

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209) Well... it seems we are going to another TPK...

210) [after a long adventure and a frustrating TPK] You wake up and realize that all this was just a dream!


211: Did you write down on your sheet? Then you don't have it.


Irontruth wrote:
211: Did you write down on your sheet? Then you don't have it.

I had a GM once state that since I didn't specifically write down each article of clothing seperately, that i was running around naked. So my character was arrested for running around town naked.


But nakedness befits a lizardman !


Quiche Lisp wrote:
191) [at the telephone] "Look, honey, I'm in the middle of a game with the guys just right now... Of course, I love you !"

Oh I remember that one, that and other equally awkward, mood-killing phone calls...

Including "you... you mean, break-up for good?"


That last one is harsh !


212) That one happened last week, in a Skull & Shackles game:

Player 1: "So ! I get to be the captain of this whole crew. Ain't I grand ! ? And you [pointing towards Player 2], you'll be my second in command !"

Player 2:"No. I'll NEVER be your second in command !"

Player 1 (bemused):"Ho, hmmm. So your character doesn't want to be my character's second in command ?"

Player 2 (dead serious):"No. I don't want to play anything while you are in charge, Player 1 !"[/b]

Player 1: " ... [gurgling noises]"

(The situation was resolved shortly after to the mutual satisfaction of the 2 players - who are longtime friends).

Note: okay, it has nothing to do with the DM.

Shadow Lodge

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213: No.


Nymian Harthing wrote:
107. "Will save!"

This one. Always.

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Karek Kogan wrote:
Nymian Harthing wrote:
107. "Any save!"
This one. Always.

Fixed that for you


Hama wrote:
Karek Kogan wrote:
Nymian Harthing wrote:
107. "Okay, now another <any> save."
This one. Always.
Fixed that for you

Fixed it for you.


214) They don't exist in my game.

I could go in detail why that's wrong, but I bolded the important part instead.


Icyshadow wrote:
214) They don't exist in my game.

oh yeah...

however, this would also be a contender for the the presently non-existent thread: Things You DO Want To Hear The Dungeon Master Say.


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215) She can have those things, because she is sleeping with the DM


216) "The only evil you can detect is coming from that ladybug... yeah, it's a pretty strong aura."


217) "It radiates a... what's higher than Strong again? Oh, yeah, it's a Overwhelming magical aura. You said you were holding it, right?"


218)The tarra... tarasqwweee... tarask... the... whatever the f~$! you call it... it charges.


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218) *consult the bestiary/AP text/notes/etc* "Wow, I forgot it could do that."


219) "Yeah, Fast Healing 15 is pretty cool."


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220) "Make a Will save. You really don't want to fail this one, BTW."

221) "You failed your Will save? Come with me." *GM takes player into another room for 'friendly chat'*

Mixing things up a bit:

222) "The creature's claws viciously rend into your tender flesh. You have Fortitude, right?"

223) "The Prince wants to see you in her office about that incident last night, right now."

224) "Make a Perception + Aler- wait, how many dots of Auspex do you have? Oh, nevermind."

225) "What's your Willpower?"


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226) "Put your pants on."


Xexyz wrote:


223) "The Prince wants to see you in her office about that incident last night, right now."

224) "Make a Perception + Aler- wait, how many dots of Auspex do you have? Oh, nevermind."

Those two are from Vampire games right?

Well said


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228. " You feel a series of pains in your chest, as though the tightness you've felt for the past few days is suddenly attempting to burst forth... "

229. "Oh wow, I didn't think anything had DR above 20 anymore."

230. "And regeneration 20? Ouch."


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231. "One of the (anything) jumps from the thing at you. What's your touch AC?"


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