Overheard at the Paizo office


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Silver Crusade

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Cort Odekirk wrote:
Rysky wrote:
William Ellis wrote:
Xanga... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

???

!!!

Hello new person ^w^

*offers hug*

This is clearly a trap......

*narrows eyes at Cort*

No hugs for you.

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Diego: Being a human, I have no natural defenses beyond soiling myself and hoping the smell drives them away.

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katina: Please keep all arms and legs inside the economy until you’re ready to brexit

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redacted: I guess I have a newfound sense of terror about that since the soda machine is now sentient


Oh god.

HR is going to go crazy and exact revenge for all of the ridiculous applications and weird situations that it has had to deal with, isn't it?


Sara Marie wrote:
redacted: I guess I have a newfound sense of terror about that since the soda machine is now sentient

Criticizing Paizo HR seems dangerous.

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Jason Keeley: In a hundred years they're not going to believe doctors used to put mirrors and metal in people's mouths to clean their teeth. Isn't that a little barbaric?!

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Sara Marie: There will be so many tears.

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Crystal: If you excreted more attractive slime, you too could have this job!

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Gary: We should get a new calendar. This one's busted.
Gary: I hear the Mayans aren't using their calendar since 2013 or so.
Katina: Well, you should be able to borrow it. After all, what’s Mayan is yours.

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gary: hmm they already get named. all i am thinking of is a little Off-Schedule or Monthly
gary: enh. i will name things as i like and people can file jiras to get them changed. HAHAHHAHAHAAA

christopher: Special Deliveries

katina: Flex shipments
katina: they come out whenever they want
katina: and they’re totes buff

christopher: Surprise Packages

gary: "is paizo's time of the month"

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Katina: DIEGO PUNNED
Diego: Noooo!
Diego: I did not
Gary: one of us. one of us. one of us.
Liz: YES YOU DID
ashley: DON'T GIVE IN TO THE DARKSIDE DIEGO! STAY TRUE TO THE NO-PUN PATH!

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I believe in you Diego!

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Careful Diego least you end up in pungatory

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Overheard at Dragoncon

Jason Bulmahn: Well we killed the parents so we should at least do the dishes for the children.
Jason Bulmahn: ... oh, they're worth XP too?

Jason: Damn, really wished I named that ability Swagger now.
Erik Mona: There's still time.
Jason: DONE!
*Erik takes down a note with a flourish*

Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.

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Sara Marie: So... apparently mounted archery is a thing.
Liz: Yeah, did you not know that?
Sara Marie: Well now I feel like I've been going the wrong direction with my life.

Dark Archive

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The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!


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Rysky wrote:
Overheard at Dragoncon

Now THAT is dangerous... good job!

Silver Crusade

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TimD wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Overheard at Dragoncon
Now THAT is dangerous... good job!

Thankies :3

There were a bunch more great lines but I couldn't remember them accurately enough to post them :(

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Katina It’s one banana, Ron. What could it cost, 10 Galleons?


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ulgulanoth wrote:
The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!

MONGOLS ONLY PAWN... IN GAME OF LIFE.


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Overheard at Dragoncon's "Celebrity Pathfinder" panel

Jason B: does it say how much damage the bomb does?
Ian Frazier: it says "a lot"
Jason B: just roll all of the dice and add it up
Ian Frazier: well, the percentile dice is 60...

Ian Frazier to Jim Butcher explaining why he is about to include him in a cone AoE: it says right HERE on your character sheet that "no one likes you".


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ulgulanoth wrote:
The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!

Not to mention the Parthians. :)


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Rysky wrote:

Overheard at Dragoncon

Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.

Nooo, Jason, how could you? You're the one who tried to tell Virginia there was no Santa Claus, aren't you? Now, I would've expected this from Cosmo, but you?

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Rysky wrote:

Overheard at Dragoncon

Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.

Nooo, Jason, how could you? You're the one who tried to tell Virginia there was no Santa Claus, aren't you? Now, I would've expected this from Cosmo, but you?

As many times as I've had the joy of meeting Jason at Dragoncon I can say with absolute certainty that is 100% due process for him.

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ashley: physics plays to win

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Katina: i just realized that my calling in life is to write popsicle stick jokes.


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Gary Teter wrote:
Katina: i just realized that my calling in life is to write popsicle stick jokes.

Cookie flavored popsicles, WHEN?

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Sharaya: Verbal typo of the day: cast a smell.


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Katina Davis wrote:
Sharaya: Verbal typo of the day: cast a smell.

The somatic component involves pulling a finger....

>:)

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Julie: I am a KNIGHT!!!
Cort: Of cannibalism...


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Katina: i just realized that my calling in life is to write popsicle stick jokes.
Cookie flavored popsicles, WHEN?

Come to think of it, maybe Paizo could get into the Sweets business; Cakes, Cookies, Chocolates, Popsicles, Candies, cookie cutters, etc...

I (will) blame Cosmo if no one has ever thought about it.

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Differently Vertical: The John Compton Story (a Lifetime Special Movie)

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Tonya Woldridge wrote:
Differently Vertical: The John Compton Story (a Lifetime Special Movie)

If it was made by The Asylum it would be Straight Out of Compton.


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Rysky wrote:
Tonya Woldridge wrote:
Differently Vertical: The John Compton Story (a Lifetime Special Movie)
If it was made by The Asylum it would be Straight Out of Compton.

G&$%#@nit Rysky!

;)

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katina: We’ve got Resting CS Rep face

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gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"

Solar farts! Solar farts!


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"

Are there going to be rules for those in 'Starfinder' ?

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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"

If a star holds it in too much, does it go nova?


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I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a nearby dogstar.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a nearby dogstar.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!

Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Sirius

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Begins writing email to Lisa Stevens about disciplinary action for egregious punning

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Where's the anti-favorite button...

Silver Crusade

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Kalindlara wrote:
Begins writing email to Lisa Stevens about disciplinary action for egregious punning

CC me in that would'ya?

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Where's the anti-favorite button...

I believe they labeled it 'Delete'.

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Kalindlara wrote:
Begins writing email to Lisa Stevens about disciplinary action for egregious punning

Thank you, Kalindlara! You don't know what it is like here all day!

Help me...

Silver Crusade

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:
Begins writing email to Lisa Stevens about disciplinary action for egregious punning

Thank you, Kalindlara! You don't know what it is like here all day!

Help me...

*hugs*


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Katina Davis wrote:
Professor Farnsworth, Scientist wrote:

I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a nearby dogstar.

YEEEEAAAHHH!!!

Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Sirius

I feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh. :)

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