Oh god.
HR is going to go crazy and exact revenge for all of the ridiculous applications and weird situations that it has had to deal with, isn't it?
redacted: I guess I have a newfound sense of terror about that since the soda machine is now sentient
Criticizing Paizo HR seems dangerous.
Customer Service Manager
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gary: hmm they already get named. all i am thinking of is a little Off-Schedule or Monthly
gary: enh. i will name things as i like and people can file jiras to get them changed. HAHAHHAHAHAAA
christopher: Special Deliveries
katina: Flex shipments
katina: they come out whenever they want
katina: and they’re totes buff
christopher: Surprise Packages
gary: "is paizo's time of the month"
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Overheard at Dragoncon
Jason Bulmahn: Well we killed the parents so we should at least do the dishes for the children.
Jason Bulmahn: ... oh, they're worth XP too?
Jason: Damn, really wished I named that ability Swagger now.
Erik Mona: There's still time.
Jason: DONE!
*Erik takes down a note with a flourish*
Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.
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Overheard at Dragoncon
Now THAT is dangerous... good job!
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Katina It’s one banana, Ron. What could it cost, 10 Galleons?
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The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!
MONGOLS ONLY PAWN... IN GAME OF LIFE.
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Jason B: does it say how much damage the bomb does?
Ian Frazier: it says "a lot"
Jason B: just roll all of the dice and add it up
Ian Frazier: well, the percentile dice is 60...
Ian Frazier to Jim Butcher : it says right HERE on your character sheet that "no one likes you".
The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!
Not to mention the Parthians. :)
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Overheard at Dragoncon
Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.
Nooo, Jason, how could you? You're the one who tried to tell Virginia there was no Santa Claus, aren't you? Now, I would've expected this from Cosmo, but you?
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Nooo, Jason, how could you? You're the one who tried to tell Virginia there was no Santa Claus, aren't you? Now, I would've expected this from Cosmo, but you?Overheard at Dragoncon
Adorable little girl in the audience: When heroes die do they always come back?
Jason: I certainly hope not. I killed them for a reason.
As many times as I've had the joy of meeting Jason at Dragoncon I can say with absolute certainty that is 100% due process for him.
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Sharaya: Verbal typo of the day: cast a smell.
The somatic component involves pulling a finger....
>:)
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Differently Vertical: The John Compton Story (a Lifetime Special Movie)If it was made by The Asylum it would be Straight Out of Compton.
G&$%#@nit Rysky!
;)
gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"
Solar farts! Solar farts!
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gary: nobody wants to be the one that says "solar farts"
Are there going to be rules for those in 'Starfinder' ?
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I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...a nearby dogstar.
YEEEEAAAHHH!!!
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Thank you, Kalindlara! You don't know what it is like here all day!
Help me...
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I'm gonna go ahead and blame any solar farts on...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
...a nearby dogstar.
YEEEEAAAHHH!!!
Puns about the Dog Star? You can't be...
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(⌐■_■)
...Sirius
I feel like Misty May-Treanor setting up a spike for Kerry Walsh.