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Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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Overheard at Gen Cen:

[redacted]:He's got body mass, I got muscle mass, what could go wrong.


Sheesh, only one post on this thread in the last 10 days?! It's like everyone's getting ready for and attending a convention or some-- oh, wait... :)

I hope everyone who went has enjoyed Gen Con!

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I'm sure they haven't yet recovered from Con Crud yet I wager

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Well, anything said in the last five days wouldn't be "Overheard at the Paizo Office," it would be "Overheard in the Delta Airlines Waiting Area."


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Well, anything said in the last five days wouldn't be "Overheard at the Paizo Office," it would be "Overheard in the Delta Airlines Waiting Area."

I'm guessing that a lot of what you overheard there can't be posted under the current profanity guidelines anyway.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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gary: i'm not seeing the espresso hose

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Gisher wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Well, anything said in the last five days wouldn't be "Overheard at the Paizo Office," it would be "Overheard in the Delta Airlines Waiting Area."
I'm guessing that a lot of what you overheard there can't be posted under the current profanity guidelines anyway.

Such grump. Much swearing. *&)(*!%&))(&

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Very exhaust.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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[redacted]: ...back to the warm embrace of Mother Paizo.


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Sara Marie wrote:
[redacted]: ...back to the warm embrace of Mother Paizo.

Mother Paizo

Mother Paizo
Mother Paizo reign down down down
Mother Paizo
Mother Paizo
Mother Paizo reign down

...with apologies to the Sisters of Mercy...

Dark Archive Software Developer

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The Grey Mistress shelters us under Her comforting blanket and protects us from the Day Star and its predations. She holds the Terrible Heat at bay and keeps us safe. Hail to the Grey Mistress.

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
The Grey Mistress shelters us under Her comforting blanket and protects us from the Day Star and its predations. She holds the Terrible Heat at bay and keeps us safe. Hail to the Grey Mistress.

Robot Chris?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
The Grey Mistress shelters us under Her comforting blanket and protects us from the Day Star and its predations. She holds the Terrible Heat at bay and keeps us safe. Hail to the Grey Mistress.

The Day Star is beloved. It keeps us free from the Sky Water.

Paizo Employee Software Test Engineer

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Diego Valdez wrote:
The Day Star is beloved. It keeps us free from the Sky Water.

The Grey Mistress weeps tears of joy for her chosen children which rain down to remind us of her selfless sacrifice! It is on these blessed days that we are the most protected from the accursed Day Star!

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Sharaya: Always check for hidden Cosmos.

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
The Grey Mistress shelters us under Her comforting blanket and protects us from the Day Star and its predations. She holds the Terrible Heat at bay and keeps us safe. Hail to the Grey Mistress.

Hail! Hail! Hail and Kill!

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Sara Marie: There will be NO SLASH FICTION INVOLVING PAIZO'S NEW COFFEE POT.
Sara Marie: ...I can't believe i had to say that.
Katina: I can’t believe you think anyone’s gonna obey it.


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Liz Courts wrote:
Sharaya: Always check for hidden Cosmos.

I don't think of Cosmo as a being who would hide and jump out with the misery; more like an Old One who just emanates the misery without intent or purpose, because beings like us are insects, not to be noticed as a general rule...

Now Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twins, they revel in the misery...

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Liz Courts wrote:
Hail! Hail! Hail and Kill!

Hail and Kill.

Hail. Kill.
H.K.
HK

OMG!


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sharaya: Always check for hidden Cosmos.

I don't think of Cosmo as a being who would hide and jump out with the misery; more like an Old One who just emanates the misery without intent or purpose, because beings like us are insects, not to be noticed as a general rule...

Now Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twins, they revel in the misery...

Cosmo is Xzibit-y; Cosmo heard you like Cosmo, so He put more Cosmos in the Cosmo, and then put more Cosmos inside Them. It's fractal Cosmos all the way down. It's insane in the M-brane. As the Prophet Mojo Nixon explained, Cosmo is Everywhere Man. Oops, too late, now there's a Lil' Cosmo in you too.

{goes back to making goo-goo eyes at the new coffee maker}


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Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: There will be NO SLASH FICTION INVOLVING PAIZO'S NEW COFFEE POT.

Sara Marie: ...I can't believe i had to say that.
Katina: I can’t believe you think anyone’s gonna obey it.

Heey... Does anyone have Chuck Tingle's number?

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Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: There will be NO SLASH FICTION INVOLVING PAIZO'S NEW COFFEE POT.

Sara Marie: ...I can't believe i had to say that.
Katina: I can’t believe you think anyone’s gonna obey it.

Coming Soon to AO3: "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My..."

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Gary: for every problem there is a solution that is complex, market-based and far worse than the government just doing it

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Gary: for every problem there is a solution that is complex, market-based and far worse than the government just doing it

Or fire.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: I don’t think I can overheard that, but consider it favorited many times

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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me: I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that I'm basically a toddler.
Robot Chris: Yeah, I just cry and want burritos.
Diego:...is that not life?


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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: I don’t think I can overheard that, but consider it favorited many times

This is cruel...

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Drejk wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: I don’t think I can overheard that, but consider it favorited many times
This is cruel...

This is Grade-A Cosmo approved cruelty.

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Cort: Well that's something of an anticlimax.

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Katina: being a genius is quite a burden, you see

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Katina: being a genius is quite a burden, you see

Which is why you take it out on everyone (but mostly Diego) with your puns?


Diego deserves to be pun-ished. (He knows what he did.)

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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=0(

*Cries all day*


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{digs out own character sheet, makes GM note about further alignment slide into evil}

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Robot Chris: It’s apparently been October since June.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Sharaya: Wait... the fun kind of gutter? Or the sad kind of gutter?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Manager

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gary: does it involve human stupidity

sara marie: yes
sara marie: pies of it
...
sara marie: *piles

gary: wonder what would be in a stupidity pie
sara marie: raisins


Sara Marie wrote:

gary: does it involve human stupidity

sara marie: yes
sara marie: pies of it
...
sara marie: *piles

gary: wonder what would be in a stupidity pie
sara marie: raisins

Raisin Brain?

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Cort: I wave my hands and donuts happen.

Community Manager

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Sara Marie: Do not try that one, it is full of !*_%(*!$()* and lies.


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Gary Teter wrote:
Cort: I wave my hands and donuts happen.

Is that the Developer's capstone ability?

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Liz Courts wrote:
Sara Marie: Do not try that one, it is full of !*_%(*!$()* and lies.

That was a raisin cookie masquerading as a chocolate chip one right?

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ulgulanoth wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Sara Marie: Do not try that one, it is full of !*_%(*!$()* and lies.
That was a raisin cookie masquerading as a chocolate chip one right?

Tiny Tina: Wait a minute. Those cookies aren't chocolate chip. Those...are...raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Katina: WHO ARE THESE KIDS WITH THEIR XANGAS AND THEIR FRIENDSTERS?!

Dark Archive

Those are probably the cool kids :P

Software Developer

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Xanga... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

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William Ellis wrote:
Xanga... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

???

!!!

Hello new person ^w^

*offers hug*

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Rysky wrote:
William Ellis wrote:
Xanga... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

???

Hello new person!

*offers hug*

Also, why haven't they given you your unique avatar yet? Don't be afraid to go knock some heads. Avatars are serious business.

Technology Manager

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Cort: I wave my hands and donuts happen.
Is that the Developer's capstone ability?

Pretty much yeah. There's a reason we're not everyone's favorite prestige class.

Technology Manager

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Rysky wrote:
William Ellis wrote:
Xanga... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

???

!!!

Hello new person ^w^

*offers hug*

This is clearly a trap......

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