Overheard at the Paizo office

[Liz Courts]

Money Chris: I'm totally having an ice cream sandwich for breakfast. And none of you can stop me.

[Chris Self]

Sara Marie: oh

Sara Marie: I forgot those were in there

Sara Marie: time for breakfast

[bishop083]

Liz Courts wrote:

Money Chris: I'm totally having an ice cream sandwich for breakfast. And none of you can stop me.

Money Chris/Blue Chris is an adult last time we checked (which I admit, was done by someone else and may have simply been done by asking him if he was an adult). As an adult you are entitled to do things like this. Also to redefine what a ball pit means to you.

[Chris Lambertz]

Gary FEAR MY BURRITO ARMY

[Sara Marie]

gary: Price: $55,000,000

robot chris: think of the burritos that amount of money could buy

cs erik: No Chris, just one Burrito, make one burrito worth that much

gary: when gazing upon that view you have a +23 for Summon Burrito

[F. Wesley Schneider]

Sean's E-mail:
*Here's a helpful macro to aid in your job.*

Patrick's E-mail:
When I open this all I get is the error message "VIRUS INSTALLED: FOOLED BY SEAN-KRIPKILLA-REYNOLDS ONCE AGAIN".

Pretty handy macro all the same.

[Sara Marie]

crystal: Are Canadians so polite because they channel all their anger and hatred into geese?

[Serisan]

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Are Canadians so polite because they channel all their anger and hatred into geese?

I think everybody wants to channel their anger and hatred into geese. I'd love to do it via my car, but I snap back to reality once I realize how much damage they can do.

[Orthos]

Serisan wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Are Canadians so polite because they channel all their anger and hatred into geese?

I think everybody wants to channel their anger and hatred into geese. I'd love to do it via my car, but I snap back to reality once I realize how much damage they can do.

I hear you. My office has a pond where geese hang out. They frequently get in the way in the parking lot and nearby street. Ugh.

[stormraven]

Don't run afowl of the goose mafia, man. They've got the black market Maple Syrup supply cornered. If you don't want to eat dry waffles, better give'em the respect they ask for.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Are Canadians so polite because they channel all their anger and hatred into geese?

Nope. It's because we feel guilty for exporting Bieber and Nickelback.

[Azaelas Fayth]

Oh you can have Bieber back. Nickleback... Well they are okay... For now.

[Tels]

Canada exported Shania Twain. Bieber is forgiven.

[Azaelas Fayth]

They also gave us a few other things. They can still take back Bieber.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

More importantly, Canada exported Jim Carrey.

What did Australia ever give us? Rupert Murdoch.

Right. Thanks, *mates*.

[Azaelas Fayth]

Does Crocodile Dundee count? And Jim Carrey! Oh, how I love his movies.

[JMD031]

Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.

[Feros]

We also exported Leslie Neilson, Eugene Levy, John Candy, Leonard Cohen, William Shatner, and Mike Myers among many others.

We are still very, very sorry about Justin Bieber though.

[Cheapy]

Mmmm poutine and mayo.

[TriOmegaZero]

A hundred 'atta-boys' can be ruined by a single f-up.

[Sara Marie]

gary: i'm just mentally flipping coins over here

[Sara Marie]

gary: and then we'd all laugh and laugh, because we are EVIL

[Sara Marie]

gary: how about a purring burrito?

gary: all warm and snuggly

gary: wrapped in foil, tucked inside your coat

gary: just waiting for delicious nom-time

gary: occasionally it sighs sweetly

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: i'm just mentally flipping coins over here

Has the PMG been watching too much Dark Knight lately? He seems to be channeling Two-Face...

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: and then we'd all laugh and laugh, because we are EVIL

..., er, make that Joker.

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: how about a purring burrito?

gary: all warm and snuggly

gary: wrapped in foil, tucked inside your coat

gary: just waiting for delicious nom-time

gary: occasionally it sighs sweetly

So, now it's Catwoman from Dark Knight Rises?! Holy Bob Kane, Batman! It's time to break out the Jane Fonda exorcise tape!

[Oladon]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

gary: how about a purring burrito?

gary: all warm and snuggly

gary: wrapped in foil, tucked inside your coat

gary: just waiting for delicious nom-time

gary: occasionally it sighs sweetly

So, now it's Catwoman from Dark Knight Rises?! Holy Bob Kane, Batman! It's time to break out the Jane Fonda exorcise tape!

And here I thought he meant one of these.

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I'm surprised you don't recognize this song?

robot chris: I knew what the song was, you were just singing it badly.

[Sara Marie]

jessica: just looking for more reasons to mock Mark

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: paizo building is sekrit baba yaga hut

[Nodnarb]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: paizo building is sekrit baba yaga hut

I KNEW IT!

[Tatya Dyalov]

Nodnarb wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: paizo building is sekrit baba yaga hut

I KNEW IT!

Everything makes sense now.

*goes to brew up a lifetime supply of vodka*

[Ross Byers]

Gary: Don't forget the goat sacrifice next time, I guess.

[Mark Moreland]

Sara Marie wrote:

jessica: just looking for more reasons to mock Mark

I wasn't even in on Friday! Why are you all so mean to me? (Especially when I'm sick!)

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: [on phone]Hello warehouse? Do you have a Duck of Gloom down there? Its a plush. A dark one. Dark like my soul.

[Adam Daigle]

Sean: Well of course it's silly with ducks!

[Judy Bauer]

Rob: "Most people don't have their tails in front of them."
Adam: "Most people don't have a tail with a snake-head!"

[Hugo Solis]

Judy Bauer wrote:

Rob: "Most people don't have their tails in front of them."

Adam: "Most people don't have a tail with a snake-head!"

Not sure if that's funny or creepy... That Daigle guy sure is an odd fellow!

[Gary Teter]

robot chris: enh, maybe
robot chris: but I'm the one with the lettuce

[Sara Marie]

cs erik: Depending on the context, that could be very scary.

[Sara Marie]

Liz: I would make a chicken coop that look likes Baba Yaga's Hut. >.>

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: ♪♫ the best part of waking up, (especially after a long morning of brain pokingggg), is a burrito in your cuuuup♪♫ (cup optional)

[Ross Byers]

Sara: I'm not sure I want to know what those eyes are made from.

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: Thank you, Sonja. You've given me a new way to hurt Cosmo.

Sonja: ...hurray?

[Oladon]

Hurray!!

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: HOLY CRAP THEY AREN'T WEARING PANTS

ross: I suppose that's one way to stop the local constablry from chasing you into the snow.

ross: Steal the pants first.

ross: The medieval equivilent to the potato in the tailpipe.

[zylphryx]

Sara Marie wrote:

sara marie: HOLY CRAP THEY AREN'T WEARING PANTS

ross: I suppose that's one way to stop the local constablry from chasing you into the snow.

ross: Steal the pants first.

ross: The medieval equivilent to the potato in the tailpipe.

Or it gives it an entirely new meaning ...

[Sara Marie]

liz: I actually have some in the trunk of my car right now.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: I actually have some in the trunk of my car right now.

Cookies?? Bacon??? Cans of whoop-ass????

[Turin the Mad]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

liz: I actually have some in the trunk of my car right now.

Cookies?? Bacon??? Cans of whoop-ass????

Cans of cookie-bacon whoop-ass?