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Sutter: ...shame pig!
Judy: It's not a shame pig—it doesn't judge!

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica: I've done a lot of things with a company credit card, but buy groceries is not one of them.

Editor

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Adam: Yay, I'm a rock AND a person!

Silver Crusade

Liz Courts wrote:
Jessica: I've done a lot of things with a company credit card, but buy groceries is not one of them.

So... If Chris Self sees some odd purchases on the company card he knows who to ask first?

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once

HA! That reminds me of the time in an old game I was running I had a derro dual-wield a pair of stirges against the PCs. That was comedy gold.

Silver Crusade

James Jacobs wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once
HA! That reminds me of the time in an old game I was running I had a derro dual-wield a pair of stirges against the PCs. That was comedy gold.

Did the party take any penalties for laughing their asses off while trying to kill said Derro?

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Rysky wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once
HA! That reminds me of the time in an old game I was running I had a derro dual-wield a pair of stirges against the PCs. That was comedy gold.
Did the party take any penalties for laughing their asses off while trying to kill said Derro?

That session was one of the best ever. It included:

1) A dwarf PC losing his weapon and grabbing the nearest thing he could as a club—but he was in a stall for "marital aids for drow" at the time...

2) The aforementioned stirge-wielding derro

3) A mine cart crashing into an underground bazaar

4) One player falling out of his chair onto the ground he was laughing so hard at the insane sights he saw just before his mine cart crashed

5) A mind flayer

6) Duergar who weren't in the exact right place tactically to embiggen, yet they did so anyway.

The adventure itself was Bruce Cordell's "Gates of Firestorm Peak." Great adventure... my favorite from the 2nd edition era hands down.


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James Jacobs,

You are one of my favorite people right now.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: pretend that's worded in a way that makes sense

Silver Crusade

Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: pretend that's worded in a way that makes sense

That phrase will make my life so much easier.


James Jacobs wrote:

6) Duergar who weren't in the exact right place tactically to embiggen, yet they did so anyway.

Embiggen? I've never heard that word before.


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I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word.

Assistant Software Developer

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Crystal: What you're doing right now is the equivalent of telling someone about to have their appendix out about how the doctor left a sponge inside you.

Cosmo: More like telling someone about to have their left arm amputated to write "NOT THIS ONE!" on their right arm.


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Joana wrote:
I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word.

My first thought on seeing this was "Oh, come on! You're just making that up!" Then I looked it up; well played...

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: Chicken blood and formalized dancing.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: Don't forget the drums. the drums are really important.

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crystal: Something smells like... burning.... feet.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: "Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"

gary: should probably have friendlier wording than that...

cosmo: "Hi, Sweetie! Your ability to make changes was terminated on March 30, 2012"

liz: "Looks like these changes.... *sunglasses* were terminated."

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Something smells like... burning.... feet.

You have described the way cilantro tastes to me.


Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Something smells like... burning.... feet.
You have described the way cilantro tastes to me.

You... you... I don't even know what to say to you. You traitor to humanity! You terrible person! How far does your depravity extend?!

... you're probably a DM, too, aren't you?


Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Something smells like... burning.... feet.
You have described the way cilantro tastes to me.

Still sounds better than Danish cheese.

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Kajehase wrote:
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.

I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".


Chris Self wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.
I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".

I'm fine with paying Kajehase's firstborn/pound


Considering my luck with the ladies - so am I! :p


Chris Self wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.
I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".

I believe "Havarti" is considered the connoisseurs' choice.


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You can pay with my firstborn anytime you want.

Spoiler:
Some people don't plan to have children... I plan to not have.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited


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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited

Aslan already took over Paizo?!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

pocsaclypse wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Still sounds better than Danish cheese.
I've had and enjoyed some pretty rank cheese before. I'll have to give Danish a try. If I can find it for less than "your firstborn / pound".
I'm fine with paying Kajehase's firstborn/pound

Kajehase *sounds* like a kind of Danish cheese.

Or is that a kind of cheese danish?


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Cheese I can take, but Danish?!

You're going down Wertz - like a Tuborg on the Helsingborg-Helsingør ferries.

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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited

Has anyone noticed, that despite the Rabbit Prince being in the Harrow Deck, there's no lapine race for PCs?

Silver Crusade

Jeff Erwin wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited
Has anyone noticed, that despite the Rabbit Prince being in the Harrow Deck, there's no lapine race for PCs?

Kushiban?


Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited

It's like Night of the Lepus all over again!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare

Liberty's Edge Production Specialist

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Jeff Erwin wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Fluffy Bunnies Revisited
Has anyone noticed, that despite the Rabbit Prince being in the Harrow Deck, there's no lapine race for PCs?

The Rabbit Prince wasn't a rabbit race. He was a rabbit. It's all in my "Big Book of Varisian Folk Tales" my grandma used to read me when I was little.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare

SPGRAW is not the best acronym.


Crystal, have you bought a new hat?


Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.

Sf-insert adjective/adverb starting on vowel-PoGRaAW?

SfOPoGRaAW?
SfAPoGRaAW?
SfEPoGRaAW?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: Werecorgis are what you get when a lycanthrope bites a halfling

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Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Werecorgis are what you get when a lycanthrope bites a halfling

WANT. NAO!!!!!!!

Silver Crusade

Speaking of halflings and corgis in a fantasy setting I saw this Hobbit Comic awhile back.

Hobbits are Corgis

Dwarfs are Pugs

Elves are Afghan Hounds

And Smaug is a Kittieh!

Sovereign Court

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.

Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!

Digital Products Assistant

Gary jalapeño cool ranch taco bell eXTREEM dorito tacos

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: so the rule for nachos is like the rule for butter then?

Digital Products Assistant

Gary it's raining tacos

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: If Gary isn't a wizard, I have been misled as to what constitutes wizardry.


Sara Marie wrote:
gary: so the rule for nachos is like the rule for butter then?

So the rule is that more is better? At least, that's how I've always thought of nachos...


zylphryx wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.
Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!

AFFIRMATIVE


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One-Of-Many wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.
Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!
AFFIRMATIVE

I read that in K-9's voice.


One-Of-Many wrote:
zylphryx wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym.
Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!!
AFFIRMATIVE

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