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crystal: Oooooh! Lem is the coolest!
Sara Marie wrote: crystal: Oooooh! Lem is the coolest! Why'd she sound so surprised?
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sara marie: its like I'm in a train costume and watching myself running full steam ahead
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So as Sara Marie goes about her activities, who narrates her? Ringo Starr, George Carlin, or Jack Donaghy?
Robot Chris: I love keyboard shortcuts
(We can't make this stuff up, folks.)
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Cosmo wrote: Robot Chris: I love keyboard shortcuts
(We can't make this stuff up, folks.)
You can't? You make up other things just fine... ;)
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cosmo: So... speaking of federal taxation and washing hands...
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Crystal That's not what the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny bowl is for.
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Robot Chris: AHH! SAFARI CHANGED MY SEARCH BOX TO BING! It's the end of the world!
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Robot Chris: Oh... it's a checkbox. Well, that was an overreaction. Sorry about that.
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Hey, reacting this way to anything that looks remotely like Bing attempting to sneak itself as a default search engine is perfectly reasonable and proper reaction.
Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else.
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Orthos wrote: Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else. Doesn't track, or doesn't tell you it tracks?
Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber
Jiggy wrote: Orthos wrote: Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else. Doesn't track, or doesn't tell you it tracks? This.
Bing maps showed me that the pub where my friend's birthday party took place was three streets from its actual placement. It also tries to convince me that I live in two different buildings.
Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.
And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again.
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Your inquiry for non-tracking search engine will be noted and tracked.
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Orthos wrote: Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.
And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again.
Startpage
Bitter Thorn wrote: Orthos wrote: Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.
And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again. Startpage Danke! Done.
Andrew (to Rob): 'Huggins' is way better than 'Tuggo.'
robot chris: what is the difference between a summer child and a spring chicken?
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robot chris: holy moly riding a magical cannoli while bowling?
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cs erik: I only want my teeth removed if I get to replace them with something awesome, like live pirahna
Sara Marie wrote: robot chris: holy moly riding a magical cannoli while bowling? o_O ...
what's the enhancement bonus on that cannoli?
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sara marie: awkward Pazio HR moment #75486: [redacted]
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gary: those favorites are tainted
Gary you need to be more specific
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Robot Chris: my imaginary parallel universe terminator arm is awesome
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cosmo: oooh... darkest timeline
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Cosmo UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnicooooorrrrnnnn!!
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Sara Marie wrote: cosmo: oooh... darkest timeline Not until next Thursday, 8PM Eastern
Chris Lambertz wrote: Cosmo UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnicooooorrrrnnnn!! Ooh, The Last Unicorn! I recognize that one. :D
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crystal: That's almost as brilliant as my explanation for ant boobs
crystal: Well... that's gonna haunt my nightmares
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redacted a: busy trying to imagine a mama fire elemental breast-feeding
redacted b: Magma. She lactates magma.
redacted c: magmary glands
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redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me
Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.
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Erik: Just your typical conversation that starts with Valeros burning himself.
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robot chris: I have never wished I had a quarter more than I do in this moment
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money chris: do not look into the abyss of HR regulations
money chris: for the abyss looks back, and informs you that YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
Chris Self wrote: redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me
Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.
Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF.
Drejk wrote: Chris Self wrote: redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me
Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that. Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF. Not the parts I left out :D
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gary: can i get green chile on my green chile?
money chris: Yes, actually
money chris: chile relleno smothered in green chile sauce
gary: what if i wanted a side of green chile with that?
money chris: Totally.
gary: could i get some additional green chile for dippin'
money chris: ...what are you using the side for? o.o
gary: i'm shipping it to my friend in chile
Sara Marie wrote: Drejk wrote: Chris Self wrote: redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me
Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that. Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF. Not the parts I left out :D Now it raised my interest... Damn, the messageboard's intended PG-13 rating!
Well thats what PMs are for!
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Sara Marie I just thought goblins had naturally curvaceous butts.
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Judy: I'm just saying, "sociopath" is not a lawful alignment.
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Sara Marie (on her facebook, sharing the big announcement): Good news everyone! I got a promotion to the Paizo Customer Service Manger!
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gary: well that's a step up from the Customer Service Barn
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Sara Marie wrote: gary: well that's a step up from the Customer Service Barn Congratulations, to you and Cosmo both.
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