Overheard at the Paizo office


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Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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crystal: Oooooh! Lem is the coolest!


Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: Oooooh! Lem is the coolest!

Why'd she sound so surprised?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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sara marie: its like I'm in a train costume and watching myself running full steam ahead


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So as Sara Marie goes about her activities, who narrates her? Ringo Starr, George Carlin, or Jack Donaghy?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Happiness-Inducement Imp

Robot Chris: I love keyboard shortcuts

(We can't make this stuff up, folks.)


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Cosmo wrote:

Robot Chris: I love keyboard shortcuts

(We can't make this stuff up, folks.)

You can't? You make up other things just fine... ;)

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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cosmo: So... speaking of federal taxation and washing hands...

Digital Products Assistant

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Crystal That's not what the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny bowl is for.

Assistant Software Developer

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Robot Chris: AHH! SAFARI CHANGED MY SEARCH BOX TO BING! It's the end of the world!
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Robot Chris: Oh... it's a checkbox. Well, that was an overreaction. Sorry about that.


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Hey, reacting this way to anything that looks remotely like Bing attempting to sneak itself as a default search engine is perfectly reasonable and proper reaction.


Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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Orthos wrote:
Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else.

Doesn't track, or doesn't tell you it tracks?


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber
Jiggy wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Hey I use Bing and it works just fine, and doesn't track my searches like a certain someone else.
Doesn't track, or doesn't tell you it tracks?

This.


Bing maps showed me that the pub where my friend's birthday party took place was three streets from its actual placement. It also tries to convince me that I live in two different buildings.


Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.

And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again.


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Your inquiry for non-tracking search engine will be noted and tracked.


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Orthos wrote:

Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.

And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again.

Startpage


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Orthos wrote:

Eh I'll admit I've never used their maps. Just search engine.

And dammit, now I have to be all suspicious and go looking for a non-tracking search engine again.

Startpage

Danke! Done.

Assistant Software Developer

Andrew (to Rob): 'Huggins' is way better than 'Tuggo.'

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

robot chris: what is the difference between a summer child and a spring chicken?

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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robot chris: holy moly riding a magical cannoli while bowling?

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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cs erik: I only want my teeth removed if I get to replace them with something awesome, like live pirahna

Sovereign Court

Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: holy moly riding a magical cannoli while bowling?

o_O ...

what's the enhancement bonus on that cannoli?

Digital Products Assistant

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sara marie: awkward Pazio HR moment #75486: [redacted]

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: those favorites are tainted


Gary you need to be more specific

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Robot Chris: my imaginary parallel universe terminator arm is awesome

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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cosmo: oooh... darkest timeline

Digital Products Assistant

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Cosmo UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnicooooorrrrnnnn!!


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: oooh... darkest timeline

Not until next Thursday, 8PM Eastern


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Cosmo UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnicooooorrrrnnnn!!

Ooh, The Last Unicorn! I recognize that one. :D

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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crystal: That's almost as brilliant as my explanation for ant boobs

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

crystal: Well... that's gonna haunt my nightmares

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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redacted a: busy trying to imagine a mama fire elemental breast-feeding

redacted b: Magma. She lactates magma.

redacted c: magmary glands

Master of Coin

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redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me

Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.

Assistant Software Developer

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Erik: Just your typical conversation that starts with Valeros burning himself.

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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robot chris: I have never wished I had a quarter more than I do in this moment

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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money chris: do not look into the abyss of HR regulations

money chris: for the abyss looks back, and informs you that YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG


Chris Self wrote:

redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me

Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.

Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF.

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

Drejk wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me

Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.

Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF.

Not the parts I left out :D

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: can i get green chile on my green chile?

money chris: Yes, actually

money chris: chile relleno smothered in green chile sauce

gary: what if i wanted a side of green chile with that?

money chris: Totally.

gary: could i get some additional green chile for dippin'

money chris: ...what are you using the side for? o.o

gary: i'm shipping it to my friend in chile


Sara Marie wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

redacted d: This entire conversation is getting entirely too OGLAF for me

Note: Oglaf is very NSFW if you decide to google that.

Pff, that conversation was quite tame when comparing to OGLAF.
Not the parts I left out :D

Now it raised my interest... Damn, the messageboard's intended PG-13 rating!

Dark Archive

Well thats what PMs are for!

Digital Products Assistant

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Sara Marie I just thought goblins had naturally curvaceous butts.

Project Manager

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Judy: I'm just saying, "sociopath" is not a lawful alignment.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Happiness-Inducement Imp

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Sara Marie (on her facebook, sharing the big announcement): Good news everyone! I got a promotion to the Paizo Customer Service Manger!

Lantern Lodge Customer Carebear

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gary: well that's a step up from the Customer Service Barn


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: well that's a step up from the Customer Service Barn

Congratulations, to you and Cosmo both.

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