Overheard at the Paizo office


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Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: "do not shoot self in foot with gigantic laser"


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: "do not shoot self in foot with gigantic laser"

Always good advice.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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tech scott: So on further investigation neither of us are crazy and this is a bug.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Just because one is true does not mean the other is false...


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The bug may also be crazy too.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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katina: You're insane. Here's a hotdog.


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: You're insane. Here's a hotdog.

first thing I thought of

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: ok, so I’m not crazy, then?  

ashley: well, i dont know if im the best measuring stick for that particular attribute


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Here is a good measure of whether or not someone is crazy.

1. Are you performing a task repeatedly?
2. Are you expecting a different outcome each time?

If you answered yes to both questions you are insane.

Silver Crusade

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Here is a good measure of whether or not someone is crazy.

1. Are you performing a task repeatedly?
2. Are you expecting a different outcome each time?

If you answered yes to both questions you are insane.

... He says to a forum full of people who roll dice.


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Rysky wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:

Here is a good measure of whether or not someone is crazy.

1. Are you performing a task repeatedly?
2. Are you expecting a different outcome each time?

If you answered yes to both questions you are insane.

... He says to a forum full of people who roll dice.

As I said, it's a good measure.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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redacted: ...Kill Dr Clucky...

redacted: *Lucky

also redacted: I’m picturing a chicken in a lab coat, and that’s really all I need to be interested in that game

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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redacted: So. That wet wipe has been tainted.


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I see whut you did thar.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: …my mom really is Baba Yaga.

liz: Just a Texan version of one.

katina: does that mean her hut has, like, armadillo legs?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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[redacted]: huh, thats the first thought about [redacted] I've had that doesn't make me want to cry or have an anxiety attack.

Silver Crusade

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
[redacted]: huh, thats the first thought about [redacted] I've had that doesn't make me want to cry or have an anxiety attack.

Stop traumatizing the interns Cosmo.

And the senior staff.


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Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
[redacted]: huh, thats the first thought about [redacted] I've had that doesn't make me want to cry or have an anxiety attack.

Stop traumatizing the interns Cosmo.

And the senior staff.

See, my first thought was Jason Bulmahn and armour spikes...

Silver Crusade

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Chemlak wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
[redacted]: huh, thats the first thought about [redacted] I've had that doesn't make me want to cry or have an anxiety attack.

Stop traumatizing the interns Cosmo.

And the senior staff.

See, my first thought was Jason Bulmahn and armour spikes...

And who do you think brought it up?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cort: Now that all possibility of happiness is dead, I'm going home.

Community Manager

Robot Chris: It’s like a really sucky MadLibs.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please


Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You've probably heard it before, but I'll say it again: Cosmo does not need any more toys!

Silver Crusade

Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You've probably heard it before, but I'll say it again: Cosmo does not need any more toys!

Maybe they were referring to getting Robot Chris a bigger platform?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You mean like this?

Community Manager

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You mean like this?

...I'll take it.


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You mean like this?

If they don't mean like that, I certainly do. \m/ >.< \m/

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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katina: hehehehehehehehehehehehe
ohhhhhhh [redacted]
your tears give me power

Customer Service Representative

Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You mean like this?

That wasn't what I had in mind initially, but that would work too :D

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:

Cosmo: hehehehehehehehehehehehe

ohhhhhhh [redacted]
your tears give me power

FTFY.

Dark Archive Software Developer

Julie: I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
Cort: Or don't.

Liberty's Edge Assistant Developer

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Lissa Have we heard anything on the AC?

Crystal Apparently the concept of air conditioning itself has been consumed by the dream lord Vregnoth, in payment for our market saturation. He says he will get us an animated series if we feed him the ephemeral joy of parenthood

Diego Is the AC out downstairs too?

Crystal Vregnoth’s hunger is mighty.

The Concordance

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Sharaya wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

sharaya: Maybe we need a full sized iron maiden?

liz: yes, please

You mean like this?
That wasn't what I had in mind initially, but that would work too :D

My first thought upon reading the original post: Excellent!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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cosmo: I always washed it down with chalk and glue.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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redacted: These are making my shriveled heart so happy

Community Manager

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Money Chris: And now, kittens!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Liz Courts wrote:
Money Chris: And now, kittens!

These are making my shriveled heart so happy.

Customer Service Representative

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Katina: If you walk into a bar where the bartender is a caster, do you have to specify which type of fireball you want?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Gary: Do not [redacted] while operating braincopter.


gatherer818 wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
Katina: If you walk into a bar where the bartender is a caster, do you have to specify which type of fireball you want?
Now I'm afraid to order a Sex on the Beach, in case the barkeep is a member of the world's oldest / second oldest profession...

That's why I prefer to order banana juice from barmaid...

Community Manager

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Redacted There are many poor decisions that I can get behind.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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ashley: i have a feeling [redacted] will end up very confused, but with ice cream

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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redacted: you know what they say..

redacted: anything can happen over [redacted] when [redacted]'s here

Community Manager

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Cosmo: I'm deep as a paper plate.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: …Profound thoughts from Cosmo before noon?
liz: What a world, what a world!

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